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March 14, 2005
Keef toheb hada tufaah?That's how Athena at Terrorism Unveiled (who I got to meet briefly at CPAC, btw) translates "How you like them apples?" into Arabic. Anyway: You may have already seen most of these, but you ought to take a chance and click here. Amazing. Warning: Does not contain gratuitous shots of Lebanese cleavage. Seems I've already disappointed one reader. These are huge crowd shots. I'm sure there are boobies somewhere in them, but you'd have to pretty damn horny to try finding them... it's worse than trying to watch the fuzzed-out porn channels you don't subscribe to, where every seven or eight minutes you think you see something that might be a nipple. Or a parakeet. One or the other. Hard to say for certain. posted by Ace at 06:47 PM
CommentsDamn. I was expecting more boobs. Posted by: on March 14, 2005 06:53 PM
OMG WTF?!?!?! Those are teh most aw3som3 b00bies EVAR!
Damn, that's a lot of people. Posted by: hobgoblin on March 14, 2005 07:01 PM
Amish inspired gratuitous pics at my place. :) Here. Posted by: fat kid on March 14, 2005 07:01 PM
Is the correct response to the title question: "Klaatu barada nikto"? Posted by: Jack M. on March 14, 2005 07:47 PM
Didn't disappoint me in the least. I'm sitting here with a grin wide enough to split my face in half. (Admittedly I do have an advantage over some of your readers... if I want to see boobs, I can look in the mirror.) Posted by: Kathy K on March 14, 2005 09:15 PM
Yes, I saw you noting that on your blog, all smug-like. I don't know how you guys even manage to ever leave the house. Posted by: ace on March 14, 2005 11:38 PM
And the arabic word of the day is sharmoota. As in keef tohebu hatha tufaah, ya sharmoota? "How you like dem appples, bitch?" Posted by: Kadnine on March 15, 2005 12:24 PM
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