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Video Clip of the Month... and Maybe the YearJust scan down to the link and hit it. Let the magic just surprise you. Very funny. Trust me. And While You're Down There Update: Might as well read this story of a drinking contest that ended rather badly. A drinking contest? Ending badly? Heavens, what is the world coming to. Next thing you know and they'll have some article up about people doing tequilla shots and then making perfect jackasses of themselves. posted by Ace at 02:29 PM
CommentsOMG! What a moron. I noticed they weren't convinced that the second gun wasn't loaded either. "I'm the only one professional enough to have this Glock 40." Ha! Posted by: RapidTransit on March 11, 2005 02:43 PM
I saw this over on Big-Boys the other night. What a jackass cop - his whole talk was about "Gun Avoidance," rather than Gun Safety. Famous last words, "This thing isn't loaded, is it?" Posted by: brian on March 11, 2005 02:50 PM
Ace, you should have re-posted that UCSB "I'll kick your ass" story with this drinking incident thing. Hehe. That was that best... Posted by: fat kid on March 11, 2005 03:59 PM
Hey, he handled it pretty well. That's one tough SOB, to finish the lecture after he just shot himself. Or a dumb SOB... Posted by: John on March 11, 2005 09:04 PM
geez, how sloppy can you get with a weapon and a room full of kids? If you can't tell if a weapon is loaded or not, and you aren't sure where the freaking trigger is, you have no business handling a weapon. No wonder they challenged him on the rifle. Posted by: Dave in Texas on March 11, 2005 11:40 PM
A complete and total fucking moron. He's lucky he didn't hit a kid. But with that ego would he really care? I guess he would worry about how it would reflect on him. He needs a new line of work and his police department needs to see to that, ah, right away like! Posted by: Philip on March 12, 2005 02:47 AM
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