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March 08, 2005

"I am not Saddam Hussein. I want to cooperate."

It seems Bashar Assad is a bit more impressed by the invasion of Iraq and capture of Saddam Hussein than is, say, Robert Fisk:

At the end of the interview, which was conducted last week, Assad said: "Please send this message: I am not Saddam Hussein. I want to cooperate."

Ah-hem. No, you're not Saddam Hussein. We had to eject Saddam from Kuwait using a massive ground invasion, and we had to capture him by the same method.

You're turning tail and running because some chicks with nice racks painted the Lebanese flag on their cheeks.

Hooters girls-- is there anything they can't do?

And, Bashar, I don't think we'll have to invade Syria to secure your exit from office... I have a feeling that you're going to be knocked off by your own buddies. Hate to be the one to tell you that. Seriously.

Hmmm... you don't look like the sort of guy who'd get the vapors and go all to pieces over a bit of international pressure.


"Don't worry about me! I'm a big fat pussy!"

This guy makes the Bill Paxton character from True Lies -- or, hell, the Bill Paxton character from Aliens -- look like Audie F'n' Murphy.

And speaking of Robert Fisk, check out the cover of the Independent, the rag that pays Fisk to write the same column week after week:

independent-050805.jpg

The article is here, but it's really not worth reading -- sam-old, same-old -- except for this jaw-dropper:

Then the man who insisted on elections in Iraq when the US wanted to postpone or dilute them was Ayatollah Ali al- Sistani, leader of Iraq's majority Shia community.

Huh?

I suppose there was a time -- a year or more ago -- when al-Sistani was more insistent on elections ASAP than Bush was, but after Bush announced the January 30 election date -- sometime in May 2004, right? -- wasn't, um, the US pretty much the only country with the balls to say "the elections will go forward no matter what"?

That egregious error aside-- gotta love that cover.

Thanks to The Corner, Little Green Footballs, and SlantPoint.


posted by Ace at 12:43 AM
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Ace:

Captain's Quarters posted on this yesterday here:

http://www.captainsquartersblog.com/mt/archives/004000.php#trackbacks

Captain Ed posted, and has some interesting comments on the topic.

Anyway, here are my thoughts on this subject:

This kind of reminds me of a theory I have when encountering new people who tell you something that seems very intimate considering you've just met them.

When you stumble upon someone you've never met, and in casual conversation they mention "I am a faithful spouse, and never sleep around," my radar goes up, and the first question I ask myself is, "Why are you telling me this?" Then, I think to myself, "You migh be unfaithful, otherwise, you wouldn't have brought it up in the first place."

"I'm not Saddam Hussein" translates to "I'm just like Saddam Huessein."

I know this is a self-sealing argument, yet I'm not arguing, just speculating; but, this very simple strategy actually works to some degree.

Think about a typical work enviornment. If you have someone in your office that is constantly saying something about themselves, over and over again, like "I'm very smart, I'm a member of MENSA," some people start to think that person is really smart.

A tangental strategy to this is when someone criticizes someone else to deflect attention away from their own problems. People do this quite often, and it also works to good effect.

Another trick is the magician that says "Never let me hold this ring of yours," while they're holding that ring of yours. People will swear that the magician never held their ring.

Assad and Gaddafi are holding onto threads, and the media are turning those threads into ropes. They are empowering the dictators. If they are going to report the news with a spin, wouldn't it be nice to see a sentence preceding the quote from Assad like:

In words that seem to reflect his tenuous hold on power, Assad said "Please send this message: I am not Saddam Hussein. I want to cooperate."

Just a thought or four.

Best regards

Posted by: KCTrio on March 8, 2005 01:01 AM

Absolutely! It's like when somebody says "you know, it's not about the money" - Watch Out - It's about the money!

As for the "jaw dropper" Ace notes from the Independent - it just shows how independent from reality they really are - absolutely frickin' astounding!

Posted by: Philip on March 8, 2005 01:59 AM

Every single time I see a picture of this guy (post Iraq vote) he looks like he just swallowed a live toad. He strikes me as being between Iraq and some hard liners in his own government. Considering that the usual Baathist power transfer is accomplished with machine guns over the fallen bodies of the previous administration - I'd say he's got quit a bit to worry about. Having the 101st airborne more or less on his doorstep probably doesn't help him sleep much either.

The way I see it he's got two options; 1) cave to the US, and his own people kill him or 2) Defy the US and start playing musical hotels (Like Sadaam did before and during the war to try and stay one step ahead of our smart bombs.)

Basically - it would suck to be him right now.

Posted by: AKBigBoy on March 8, 2005 02:38 AM

C'mon, Ace. You could at least post a link to the "chicks with nice racks" for those who haven't been following Insty's coverage of the Lebanese babe protestor phenomenon. But no, the only pic you posted was of the square-headed, lopsidedly-mustached Bashar Assad.

Somewhere, Kim Richards is sobbing her eyes out about the marginalization of her hot, brave Arab sisters. Shame on you for not linking to these hot, brave, busty women.

Shame. On. You.

Posted by: Sean M. on March 8, 2005 04:05 AM

This is the loony left's latest re-writing of history: *Bush was right--that Uday would depose Saddam--that Al-Sistani would stage elections--that Kofi would run the elections so well that 8 million would show up just for him--that France would bring peace to Lebanon, Syria, and the entire Middle East.*
Yep, Bush was right--that the UN and Clinton would save everyone from the Tsunami--b/c cowboy GWB has his hands full targeting Italian Communists, Venezuelan dictators, and Congressional democrats.

Posted by: on March 8, 2005 04:10 AM

I mean, seriously, how could you not post a link about how these two brave women are taking a stand for Lebanese hotness and democracy?

Posted by: Sean M. on March 8, 2005 04:11 AM

Note to Bashar:

Either grow that thing or shave it. You look like an idiot.

Posted by: PlacidPundit on March 8, 2005 09:04 AM

Not coincidentally, "Bashar al-Assad," when translated into the dialect of the Bedouin Rwala Tribe of Western Syria/Eastern Jordan, means "Ridin' the Cotton Pony." Big Fat Pussy, indeed!

Posted by: Cunning Linguist on March 8, 2005 10:12 AM

Come on now, the guy was raised to be an optician. He came to power through his tyrant father, not by his own means.
And just look at that weak little chin.

I believe him when he says he's not Saddam. I wouldn't be surprised if more of Saddam's old friends get turned over.
And there are tantalizing rumors of items buried in the Bakaa valley that would make the liberal Crow Eating Festival last for years and years.

Posted by: lauraw on March 8, 2005 11:33 AM

Damn man, Sign me up for some protest marches these chicks are smoke 'n HOT.

It will be a shift, nothing converts a spineless weasel to a cause like some chick throwing the ............


Berkely is in for some trobule.

Posted by: GregS on March 8, 2005 01:27 PM

Dang! That guy looks like the stick up his @$$ has a stick up its @$$....

...only dogs can hear it....

yikes!

Posted by: Claire on March 8, 2005 06:52 PM
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