ROFL

But now it's his theme song. Says so in a big font-size 4 headline and everything. How ya like them apples, Jokester McJokerton? Now all the dozens of people who read this site are gonna know you get no play from the ladies, and they are all gonna laugh at you.---Ace

I was having problems figuring out who had the upper hand here,but your use of the 'big and bold font set me straight.
You the man,Ace. This will make all those 'Jokester McJokertons out there think twice before messing with you.

...or who buys pixels by the gigabyte

Hey man you're the one who bragged about baggin' blossom!

Now he spells my name right.

Aw, I wouldn't trade places with either of you. When you've got steak at home, you don't have to go out for Krystal burgers!

Puke! I think I'm gonna start referring to The Sanity Inspector as P-whipped Clouseau! :)

And Iblis, don't worry. We all know you get some play from Rosie Palm and her 5 sisters, so ther's at least some semblance of play in your life!

But then you gotta take them out for dinner, get the expensive lotion to show you care. I mean its not like I want a commitment here or anything, but they're so attached.

Screw the expensive lotions. Just get Ace to tell you the brand he uses....

You haven't lived until you've seen the Flash 'toon of that song.

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/bunny.php

Whoops. Kneejerk comment - I see the link GOES to the same cartoon I linked to. My bad!

I was gonna say.

I may change the post to "Dandon's Theme Song."

Ahh yes, I can hear the strains of ACE's theme song now:

There once was a virgin named ACE,

Whose dates always ended in mace ...

...he dreams of ladies in lace

But always fell flat on his face

Sorry, I claimed that as my theme song back in December.