Well if the moon-bats think taking out Jeff (He Will Rise Again) Gannon restores balance to the criticism of the media, more power too 'em.
Its just more proof of his prophesy "my detractos have sown the seeds of their own destruction"
See his Letters to the Acelonians, verse 23.

Boy, those Raw Story folks are right up there with the best of their ilk. The banner ads speak volumes. When I went there, I confronted something about "The Real Story about Big Coffee; What the Major Coffe Company's Aren't Telling You."

Side observation about Big Coffee: Every lefty that drops his extra dollars into these "fair coffee" products is simply lining the pockets of some smart money guy who's figured out how to make money off of wingnut idiots. Has anyone ever investigated whether these "fair to farmers" products actually enriches the lives of the farmers that they claim? For that mattter, has anyone ever looked into whether stuff labeled organic is really organic? Hell, it costs more, but does the fact that the package says "certified organic" really mean that it was credibly certified?

But Gannon has actually hit cult-hero status. I'm going to print a nice big picture of him and hang it on my wall. Gaze at it for a few minutes every day, and remember that I'm living in the Post-Gannon Era.

I'll do that as I burn in effigy Dan Rather's ugly mug. Every day. But as it burns, I'll say a prayer for Gannon, may God bless his fallen career.

KCTrio

Anybody for a new, post-Gannon calendar?

That is, we're currently living in 0 A.G.

You know, the funny and ironic things is, the only real impact of this story was to help Jeff Gannon sell books. There's no WH connection, so it doesn't stick to Bush or Republicans.

Its a measure of how desperate Dems are for a Repub scandal (and how hard one has been to find) that this has had the legs it has.

It's been a few eons since I read any of that mythos, but shouldn't that be "Dread Jeff Gannon", as in "Dread Pirate Robert"?

Not to mention that He lies dreaming in R'lyeh. Just doesn't have that chilling sound without unpronounceable syllables.

I just Love Craft!

If Gannon is Cthulhu, what does that make KKKarl Rove? Azathoth?

And if we're sticking with the Mythos, can bloggers be the Great Race?

Just curious.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Steve,

No, it's "Dead." He lies dead but dreaming at the bottom of the sea in the city of Ry'leh (or is it R'yleh?), ready for the time when the "stars are right" to walk the earth again.

Hey Ace, its IB not IL. Touch-typing dyslexia, I have it too.
Glad to help inspire :)

No, Bush is Azathoth. Karl Rove is, I believe, the Crawling Chaos Nyarlathotep. Or is it the other way around? I get so confused, especially since I began hearing the rats in the walls (ever since they threw Jeff Gannon into the abyss). Iä! Iä! Cthulhu ftaghn!

Recalling the old Deities & Demigods book, does this mean anyone gazing upon Gannon's face must make a saving roll or go immediately insane?

If so, it explains a lot about the DU/Kos crowd.

Somebody needs to make a Jeff Gannon T-shirt in the style of the stupid Che Guevara shirts that I see on the teens today.

What color should the shirt be though? Pink? Maybe black with the portrait outlined in pink.

At first, I thought this was a reference to the dreaming god in Pathways Into Darkness, a great old Mac game.