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March 04, 2005
Senator Ted Stevens Isn't -- What's the Word...? -- Ah Yes: SmartThe cynic in me says he's playing dumb now in order to claim he didn't actually mean, you know, cable. Maybe he's just preparing a shift to feigned-ignorance defense of, "Of course I meant broadcast TV; I just said cable because I get my broadcast TV over cable, and I became confused." Sort of like Unfrozen Cave-Man Lawyer. "I don't know whether the talking spirits in my magic viewing box come there by flying through the air or crawling through a cable; I'm just a simple Unfrozen Cave-Man Senator. But I do know this: we have got to crack down on obscenity on the public airwaves, lest the very foundations of our civilization sink into the swamp of licentiousness and all manners of depravity and wickedness." Update/Retraction: See-Dubya wants me to admit that this was Ted Stevens' notion, and that it was unfair and pre-mature to blame this, as I previously did, on the religious right. I suppose that's right. I guess the religious right gets blamed for enough without me making assumptions. The previous post, I guess, should just be read as a general admonition of caution to those inclined along Ted Stevens' way of thinking. This is not the time for this sort of thing. In fact, I don't think it will ever be the time for it. posted by Ace at 03:54 PM
CommentsI loved Unfrozen Caveman Lawyer! Someone with more talent than me ought to photoshop a fine, manly set of brow ridges onto one of Sen. Stevens' many, many publicity photos. Posted by: utron on March 4, 2005 04:03 PM
I miss Phil Hartman. Posted by: lauraw on March 4, 2005 04:27 PM
utron, how about this? Posted by: RapidTransit on March 4, 2005 04:33 PM
Surpassed my most disturbing fantasies, RapidTransit. Nice work! BTW, does anything else think it's suspicious that Unfrozen Caveman Senator is from Alaska? It'd be kind of ironic if global warming were ultimately responsible for putting a muzzle on the blogosphere. Posted by: utron on March 4, 2005 04:49 PM
Ace, I know your post about this below was more in the nature of a general warning than a specific rebuke of the RR. While I'm not exactly asking for a "retraction" since you weren't exactly "wrong", might I suggest you clarify now that this was Ted Stevens' own brilliant idea and not the work of the religious right at large? Like I said before, I think they have better things to do right now than keeping you from the Bordello of Blood, and there's no sense picking at the seams of this alliance over what turned out to be nothing. Posted by: See-Dubya on March 4, 2005 05:03 PM
By all means, we should have MORE depravity on the public airwaves! Posted by: Canelone on March 4, 2005 05:22 PM
Dude, I AM part of the Religious Right and I find Ted Stevens' suggestion appalling. I don't think the Religious Right is quite so monolithic. Here is an insider's perspective. Posted by: Dignan on March 4, 2005 07:38 PM
I am the religious right and from Alaska. One thing about Ted: He is not my attrocity. Of the many things that he is - religous right is not one of them. Posted by: AKBigBoy on March 4, 2005 08:23 PM
I’m not advocating censorship, but we must recognize that violence in the media leads to more violence and violent death at the hands of people who were influenced by seeing violent acts in the media. In the name of protecting the rights of the accused, Liberals have told us for decades that sometimes killers must go free (and sometimes kill again) and this is the price we must all pay to protect those rights. Do we accept the notion that increased violence and violent death as a result of unregulated violence in the media is the price we must all pay to protect free speech? When did we all agree to pay this price? I believe the boycott is the best way to handle the media, but why not have an informed discussion about all the options, including censorship? I don’t pretend to understand the Constitutional issues and the case law, (something I share with most bloggers) but how about hearing from those who do? Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 7, 2005 10:03 AM
I dont agree with you 72. Exactly how many wars were there before television was invented? Did Atilla the Hun go nuts from watching one to many episodes of Charles in Charge? I hear Hitler just snapped when John Amos left Good times. Would anything change in this world if people on TV were just a bunch of hippies chanting about peace and love 24/7? Nope. Censorship?Boycott? Why not just change the channel? Why keep other people from enjoying a show just because you dont approve of it? Some people claim its to safeguard their kids. Im not buying it. Every new law seems to be created to "protect the children." TN just passed a Lotto "for the children." If you cant even control what your children watch in your own home you dont deserve to raise them. Posted by: vast amish wasteland on March 7, 2005 10:18 AM
vast amish wasteland - Changing the channel is exactly what I propose - en masse! Though I don't have them at my fingertips, studies have clearly shown there is a direct link between increased violence and violence in the media, especially among kids. School shootings were unheard of until recently. They simply did not happen. Though kids had plenty of firearms at their disposal, they weren't weren't desensitized to gun violence by seeing thousand and thousands of shootings day in and day out over the years. Posted by: 72VIRGINS on March 7, 2005 01:31 PM
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