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March 04, 2005
Movie Quote QuizQuotes range from easy to pretty darn hard. They're all mainstream movies, stuff you've probably seen several times, but a lot of the quotes are fairly minor lines from the movies. Not big applause lines like "Get away from her you bitch!" or "Look at me" or "Use the Force, Luke." That's pussy-shit. Anyone can get those. Once again I've tried to skew a little to female oriented movies, but frankly, I've seen six chick movies in my life, and Pretty Woman was three of them. Anyway, identify the movie and the speaker (character or actor) for full credit. The Remaining Quotes (Updated): Most quotes have been identified. Here are some of the ones (I think) are left: 10. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits." (Hint: a dad says this.) 24. "Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those... well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them." (Hint: it's a movie that both guys and chicks seem to like.) 28. "This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? " 31. "First goddamn week of winter." (Come on! Doesn't anyone read this site? Which movie I always talk about hasn't been identified as the source of a quote?) 38. "What do I want...? THIS! I want THIS! THIS is what I want!" (Hint: wheelchair.) 1. "Pudding?!" 2. "Cofee?" 3. "The only problem with kicking the shit out of you is that it would be too easy."
5. "Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartegena." 6. "Yeah, because we used to do it in the closet." 7. "What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war...? We should win it." 8. "Life's a bitch and she's back in heat." 9. "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?" 10. "I don't patronize bunny rabbits." 11. "Well, I think what your problem is here is that you got some sorta parallel dimension." 12. "You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" 13. "I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it." 14. "Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up." 15. "Here's to the Army and Navy, and the battles they have won. Here's to America's colors, the colors that never run. " 16. "He's an honorable man. He fulfilled his contract." 17. "Oooh! You've got a tent?" 18. "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." 19. "Next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls." 20. "Ohhh, surre... Let's do all the things that you want to do." 21. "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." 22. "Oh, I'm just, um, looking for the other half of this bottle and I, oh, there's some of it...there's some it it there, too." 23. "Oh yes, your journal! Could you be any more queer?" 24. "Remember when we were in Puerto Rico and we picked up those... well I guess they were prostitutes but I don't remember paying them." 25. "That's a major appliance, that's not a name!" 26. "They're all gonna laugh at you!" 27. "Death has come to your little town, Sherriff." 28. "This is all you know, isn't it? Pushing, hitting, and punching! Does it make you feel good or something? " 29. "Son of a bitch must pay!" 30. "I have a credit card." 31. "First goddamn week of winter." 32. "Some feel that to court a woman in one's employ is nothing more than a serpentine effort to transform a lady into a whore." 33. "No, I mean when [the Japanese] tortured you did you talk?" 34. "Great! Another crime....! (whispering conspiratorially) You get it started, and I'll run you over. That's the best plan I can think of." 35. "Anything else?" 36. "You're gonna look awfully funny with that knife sticking out of your ass... (waits a beat) You still here?" 37. "What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?" 38. "What do I want...? THIS! I want THIS! THIS is what I want!" 39. "He says he doesn't wear a wig, and a person doesn't take it as a compliment if you say, "Nice wig". 40. "That was the greatest sexual experience -- without ever actually having sex-- that I ever almost had." posted by Ace at 02:34 AM
Comments7. "What do I think about the U.S. involvement in the war...? We should win it." movie: full metal jacket
Big trouble in little china 18. "All those moments will be lost in time like tears in rain. Time to die." Blade runner 21. "First you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me. Blow." Army of Darkness
General Ripper + group captain Mandrake (Peter Sellers) 35. "Anything else?" (not 100% sure on this one) Posted by: Some Guy on March 4, 2005 05:27 AM
another guess : 19. "Next time I have to come in here I'm cracking skulls." Breakfast Club Posted by: Some Guy on March 4, 2005 05:31 AM
just to follow up on my earlier post #7 character : reporter + Animal Mother #33. movie: Dr Strangelove
Posted by: Some Guy on March 4, 2005 05:45 AM
22. "Oh, I'm just, um, looking for the other half of this bottle and I, oh, there's some of it...there's some it it there, too." Adam Sandler, Happy Gilmore. Title: "Happy Gilmore"
Hugh Jackman, Leopold. Title: "Kate and Leopold"
Posted by: CliveStaples on March 4, 2005 05:58 AM
2 Is Fletch, I think, or at least Chevy Chase. 4. Longshot here; Bronson Pinchot psyching himself up in True Romance? 5. Michael Douglas, Romancing the Stone.
26 is an Adam Sandler line--it was the name of one of his CD's--but I can't place the movie. Posted by: See-Dubya on March 4, 2005 06:15 AM
If I had time, I'd answer these all. But like Jack Bauer, I DON'T HAVE TIME!!! However, let me compliment the chef on his wonderful collection of obscure quotations. You do good work, Ace-- keep it up. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on March 4, 2005 06:19 AM
Okay... Ace is pulling an all-nighter. Everyone's right so far, except for See-Dubya. No, it's not Bronson Pinchot. And it's not True Romance. Although you seem to have stumbled, as they say, into the right church, wrong pew. And yes, "They're all gonna laugh at you" is the title of an Adam Sandler CD, but it isn't original with him. It's from a movie. That's actually one of the easiest quotes in the quiz, and perhaps I'm showing my age by thinking of it as such. But I can't imagine that you guys haven't seen this. Several times. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 06:29 AM
13. "I've seen the Exorcist 67 times and it keeps getting funnier every single time I see it." (guessing here...) Betelgeuse to the Alec Baldwin character Posted by: Ron C on March 4, 2005 06:30 AM
Dave, Patch me through to Curtis and give me an assault profile when you do have the time, okay? Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 06:30 AM
Correct, but technically, Betelgeuse is the star (the home system of Ford Prefect, or does my memory fail me?). The name of the film and character is Beetlejuice. But full points, your ostentatious erudition aside. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 06:32 AM
man I'm a sucker for this kinda of trivia crap.... ok one more guess and I'm off to the gym... 30. "I have a credit card."
Posted by: Ron C on March 4, 2005 06:37 AM
Not even close. Well -- it is a road-trip movie. Just not Road Trip. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 06:38 AM
its the sure thing Posted by: amish on March 4, 2005 06:50 AM
their all gonna laugh at you is Carrie Posted by: prom king amish on March 4, 2005 06:51 AM
Is the wig quote from Cifford? Posted by: Jimeny amish on March 4, 2005 06:56 AM
Clifford Posted by: on March 4, 2005 06:56 AM
Son of a bitch must pay! -- from Big Trouble in Little China, spoken by the main character (Jack? I don't remember his name... but I do remember much of the movie. I used to babysit a 4-yr-old who would watch this movie over and over again, and her parents were cool with that.) Posted by: meep on March 4, 2005 07:11 AM
The Closet quote is from "Overboard" i think. That was the first movie i ever watched on a vcr. You really like Kurt Russel dont you? Posted by: amish on March 4, 2005 07:25 AM
the Knife in the Ass quote is either from High Plains Drifter or Pale Rider. Pale Rider is actually just the plot of "Shane" with a few of the themes from "H P Drifter." Im actually amazed that the people that did Shane didnt sue Eastwood for that one. Im going to bed Posted by: high plains amish on March 4, 2005 07:29 AM
#16. The Road Warrior. The leader of the good guys defending Mel when another good guy wanted to kill Mel and take his car. Posted by: jb on March 4, 2005 07:50 AM
14. "Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up." Think it's ... John Cusack in Better Off Dead. Posted by: Mister Tan on March 4, 2005 08:04 AM
14. "Gee, Ricky, I'm sorry your mom blew up." 25. "That's a major appliance, that's not a name!" Posted by: stuttgartcad on March 4, 2005 08:11 AM
12. Rodney. Caddyshack. Posted by: Lord Floppington on March 4, 2005 08:11 AM
5. "Lady, you are hell and gone from Cartegena."
Posted by: on March 4, 2005 08:16 AM
No. 4, Resevoir Dogs, Tim Roth, to himself. Posted by: Josh Martin on March 4, 2005 08:18 AM
Besides the ones already mentioned: 1. "Pudding?!" Hots shots - Lloyd Bridges' character 4. "They don't know. They don't know shit. You're not gonna get hurt. You're fucking Barretta." Reservoir Dogs - Mr. Orange 9. "Would you like to kiss me on the veranda?" Three Amigos - Chevy Chase's and local mexican chica 12. "You wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?" Caddyshack - Al Czervik (Rodney Dangerfield) 17. "Oooh! You've got a tent?" Spies Like Us - Emmit Fitzhume (Chevy Chase) 36. "You're gonna look awfully funny with that knife sticking out of your ass... (waits a beat) You still here?" High Plains Drifter - Clint Eastwood 40. "That was the greatest sexual experience -- without ever actually having sex-- that I ever almost had." The Man with Two Brains - Dr. Hfarffaraf(??) (Steve Martin) Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on March 4, 2005 08:19 AM
No. 27, Halloween, Dr. Loomis, to the Sheriff of Haddonfield. Posted by: Josh Martin on March 4, 2005 08:20 AM
17. Chase to Ackroyd in "Spies like us" Posted by: Amawalk John on March 4, 2005 08:52 AM
#11: "House 2 - The Second Story" --Spoken by John Ratzenberger, plumber and adventurer Posted by: Dave D on March 4, 2005 08:56 AM
#37 - The Lost Boys, Grandpa Posted by: John on March 4, 2005 09:29 AM
2.Fletch- Fletch 7. FMJ 12. Caddyshack- Dangerfield 18. Blade Runner 19. Breakfast CLub: Principal 23. Biloxi Blues? 24. The Wedding Singer- Drunk guy at first wedding 35. Terminator- Arnold 36. High Plains Drifter- Clint Posted by: johnny on March 4, 2005 09:54 AM
#10- Who Framed Roger Rabbit, i think... damn, every other one I got has already been said... great movie collection, Ace! Makes me want to sleep with you all over again. Posted by: Paige on March 4, 2005 10:26 AM
Johnny, nope: 23: "Oh yes, your journal! Could you be any more queer?" Sarah Michelle Gellar in Cruel Intentions Other folks already got all the other ones I knew.... Posted by: Wiz on March 4, 2005 10:26 AM
# 10 (patronize bunnny rabbits) is the dad from "Heathers", when Winona tells him "Don't patronize me like some bunny rabbit!" Posted by: Dave on March 4, 2005 10:54 AM
2. Fletch 13. Beetlejuice 19. The Breakfast Club 21. Army of Darkness 25. Pretty in Pink 27. First Blood 35. Terminator Posted by: Head Cheese Syndrome on March 4, 2005 11:37 AM
30: is from "A Sure Thing" isn't it? Daphne Zuniga and John Cusack? If not there is something similar to that in that film as well. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 11:42 AM
#3 Tom Cody: Streets of Frickin' Fire, baby. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 11:45 AM
4: Reservoir Dogs: Freddy maybe? Teddy? I cannot remember the character. I am senile. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 11:47 AM
37. "What'd you think, son? That I was just some crazy old coot, putting everyone in harm's way as I yelled "YEE-HA!"?" Gene Hackman - Crimsom Tide All the rest that I could ID have already been done. (Though Posted by: Kadnine on March 4, 2005 11:47 AM
6: Overboard : Kurt to Goldie 7: Full Metal jacket: Animal Mother 8: hahahahah They Live: Rowdy Roddy Piper Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 11:53 AM
39: Martin Short said this. What was that dumb ass movie he was in with Charles Groden? He plays a kid. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 11:59 AM
36. sounds like dennis leary. Though i do not think it is from the Ref, though that is what i was leaning toward. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 12:03 PM
23: Cruel Intentions, Sara Gellar and Ryan Phillipe I think. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 12:05 PM
#12: Rodney Dangerfield, to the Judges wife, Caddyshack. Posted by: Bud Tugley on March 4, 2005 12:07 PM
9: Three Amigos either Martin Short or Steve Martin. It has been way too long since I saw this film. Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 12:07 PM
33 Dr. Stranglove 31: The Thing 25: Pretty in Pink Ducky talking about "Blaine" That is all I know I think everyone else has gotten everything else. IS anything stumping anyone? Posted by: Jennifer on March 4, 2005 12:14 PM
16: "He's an honorable man. He fulfilled his contract." Movie: The Road Warrior Posted by: on March 4, 2005 12:49 PM
26. Carrie (that IS about the easiest one here, and about the only one I know. The rest are complete guesses) 35. MIB? The Tony Shaloub character? 11. Buckaroo Bonzai? Buckaroo? Actually also knew the Bladerunner one, but so did everyone (damn, would hav liked ot get that one - used to know the whole Roy Batty(?) speech. "I watched C-Beams glittering in the dark off the tannhauser gate..." Always wanted the muster up the nuts to toss that one off in an interview, when they ask "What experience would you bring to our company?" Then stare icily before abruptly announcing the interview "IS OVER!" FWIW, i WILL, one day, when asked to address a ladies rotary (perhaps at retirement), give them, appropos of nothing, Alec Baldwin's profanity laced speech from Glengary, Glenross. "PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN! Coffee's for closers... 2nd place prize? A set of steak knives..." (yes, it will require confederates planted in the audience, but still doable). That'll leave those blue-hairs scratching their noggins. Nice Quiz Ace. Tough stuff. Posted by: Ray Midge on March 4, 2005 01:38 PM
How about a summary of what's left? And here's one for you: "Anybody got any ketchup? Oops!". Posted by: Jay on March 4, 2005 01:58 PM
Looks like I came to the party late, lol. Just to add some trivia to info already given... 16. Already got the movie, "Road Warrior," but the name of the leader was Papagallo. The name of the Rutger Hauer's character in "Blade Runner" was Roy Beatty. Is 20 from Jim Carrey in one of the Ace Ventura films? And Ace, I can't speak for everyone but I'd rather you stay away from quoting chick flicks. Later, Posted by: bbeck on March 4, 2005 02:11 PM
Only one that quickly comes to mind is #37. Crimson Tide, Gene Hackman's char during the climax with Denzel's char. I think I watched that movie 18 times but then I've always been a sucker for submarine movies. Posted by: Elric on March 4, 2005 02:18 PM
17. Spies Like Us - Chevy Chase as Emmitt Fitzhume Posted by: Steve L. on March 4, 2005 03:12 PM
Just checked in. I believe that #34 is Charles Grodin in Midnight Run. Classic! Posted by: Brian on March 4, 2005 03:12 PM
The last couple four are all right. Except a nit; the Gene Hackman quote doesn't come "during the climax." It comes early in the movie, after he orders a full battle-stations drill while there's still an uncontrolled fire in the kitchen. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 03:14 PM
I'll post this one again 'cause you might have missed it in my earlier post (or, I could be wrong): 1. "Pudding?!" Hot Shots - Lloyd Bridges character Posted by: PotatoHeadBobby on March 4, 2005 03:30 PM
#11 is still on the unsolved list? I thought that one was answered? Posted by: Jay on March 4, 2005 03:30 PM
11 - House 2, the John Ratzenburger character 31 - The Thing, I think it was the guy with the eyebrows, after the norwegians came for a visit. Posted by: Scott on March 4, 2005 03:43 PM
Indeed it was solved. I missed that. Yes, it's from House 2. Cliff Claven as the Indiana Jones-like electrician. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 03:43 PM
And yeahp on Pudding. Missed that too. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 03:44 PM
10: "I don't Patronize Bunny Rabbits." Heathers (I did my part.) Posted by: Scott on March 4, 2005 04:29 PM
I got #38 before, too. "Wow! Wow! Wow! All I can say is, Wow!" Posted by: John on March 4, 2005 04:30 PM
Okay.... Seems like that's a wrap, then. I think they've all been gotten. Scott-- it is the thing, but it's not "the guy with the eyebrows" (I take it you mean the Commandant). It's, well, Kurt Russell yet again. Posted by: ace on March 4, 2005 04:35 PM
#28 - "Sharky's Machine": Rachel Ward to Burt Reynolds. What do I win? :) Posted by: Kent on March 4, 2005 09:32 PM
#31 "First goddam week of winter." --Kurt Russell (as MacReady, the chopper pilot) in John Carpenter's "The Thing". Posted by: Shawn on March 5, 2005 01:43 AM
Yeahp. Finally someone got both the movie and the speaker. If I do another one of these, everyone should bear in mind there's always going to be quotes from The Thing, Streets of Fire, and the Mad Max movies. Always. Posted by: ace on March 5, 2005 07:12 AM
Good on Sharky's Machine. Great f'n' movie. Posted by: ace on March 5, 2005 07:12 AM
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