Preferred thunderstick:
Winston: Han Solo-esque Broomhandle Mauser.
Ward: Osama-esque cut-down Kalashnikov.

Service:
Winston: Served at Gallipoli.
Ward: Served Tripoli.

Citizenship
Winston: Made an honorary American Citizen, 1963.
Ward: Made a dishonorable American Citizen of himself, 2001.

Dogs
Winston: Bulldog
Ward: Son of a bitch

I don't know, I'm having trouble telling them apart. The parallels are eerie:

Winston criticized the meatpacking industry (http://www.enotes.com/food-borne-illnesses/)
Ward criticized the meatpacking industry

Winston had a mountain named after him
Ward lives in a state known for its mountains

Winston was a gifted amateur painter
Ward, fancies himself an artist.

Winston served as a solder in India
Ward likes to think he is an Indian

Winston also said: "action this day!"
Below are the addresses of the Board of Regents of UC who are considerin firing him. Send them an email today!

Dr. Peter Steinhauer (D.D.S.) 7492 Spring Drive Boulder, CO 80303 303-499-1278 (fax 303-543-2351) e-mail Peter.Steinhauer@colorado.edu
2003-2009 District 2 D

Ms. Cindy Carlisle 411 Spruce Street Boulder, CO 80302 303-444-2606 (fax 303-444-0057) e-mail Regent.Carlisle@colorado.edu
2003-2009 District 7 R

Ms. Patricia Hayes 12575 East Bates Circle Aurora, CO 80014 303-369-0054 (fax 303-740-8409) e-mail Regent.Hayes@colorado.edu
2005-2011 District 1 D

Mr. Michael Carrigan 555 Seventeenth Street, Suite 3200 Denver, CO 80202 (303)-295-8314 (fax 303-975-5489) e-mail Carrigan@colorado.edu
1999-2005 District 4 R

Mr. Tom Lucero P.O. Box 921 Johnstown, CO 80534 970-978-1142 (fax 970-587-0920) e-mail Tommyjclay@aol.com * Please send communications as an attachment to his email when possible 2005-2011 At Large R

Mr. Steve Bosley P.O. Box 270509 Louisville, CO 80027 303-604-2313 (fax 303-604-2313) e-mail Regent.Bosley@colorado.edu
2001-2007 1995-2001 District 5 R

Mr. Jerry G. Rutledge , Chair 2745 Springmede Court Colorado Springs, CO 80906-3716 719-527-8868 (fax 719-632-7694) e-mail Jerryrutledge@adelphia.net

How can you forget John Churchill, the Duke of Marlborough, the illustrious ancestor of Winston? Doesn't he count, too?

Ward Churchill should be forced to change his last name. It is heresy for him to share the same surname as Winston. You would think as a left wing nut job card carrying member WC would have been appalled by his own surname and taking the initiative. He is so slimy I wonder if he ever tried to cash in on it.

"Which one of these guys claims to be an Indian on the basis of keeping Dances With Wolves nineteen days overdue from Blockbuster?"

Classic

Leni, the guy's first name is a slur on the memory of a perfectly adequate 50s sitcom. He needs to lose that too.

Back in the 1930s, someone talking to the real Churchill once praised Stanley Baldwin, one of Winnie's spineless predecessors as PM, by calling him a very modest man. "He has a great deal to be modest about," Churchill replied.

There's a mark the Sleazebag Formerly Known as Ward Churchill might be able to reach. He'll never deserve the name Churchill, but if he shuts up and focuses on being humble for the rest of his life, he might work his way up to Baldwin.

Yeah, there we go. Barney Baldwin, the missing Baldwin brother.

Churchill....exactly what tribe would that descend from?

My favorite comment about this whole affair? Ann Coulter responding to his assertion that Indian reservations were like Nazi concentration camps. She replied that she must have missed the mention of a casino at Auschwitz.

Priceless.

When this asswipe was here in Wisconsin earlier this week one of the local radio stations was teasing the top-of-the-hour news with "Nutty Professor 3 coming to Whitewater"

If the Moonbat Empire lasts for a thousand years, men will still say: This was their phoniest hour.

Winston was famous for being a cigar smoker.
Ward is a pole smoker.