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February 25, 2005

Michelle Malkin Guest Hosts Hannity and Colmes... in Two Minutes

I always thought it would be difficult to switch from a guest to a host. That's why I think Ann Coulter doesn't have a show yet.

I hope Michelle does well. I'm sure we'll all be watching.

Video Update: Trey Jackson has video of Michelle's guest-hosting spot.

posted by Ace at 08:59 PM

Comments

I was listening to Fox in the background and was surprised to hear that she was guest-hosting. So far, I think she is doing a really great job and certainly better than most of the other (Sean) guest hosts on the show. (Alan's replacements are usually just pure entertainment.)

I think she comes across better as a host than a guest (especially on O'reilley) because no one is interupting her train of thought. I predict she gets her own show within the year. Go Michelle!!

Posted by: kimmber on February 25, 2005 09:20 PM

Michelld and "Dr" Victoria Zdrok (former Playboy Playmate and Penthouse Pet of the Year) discussing the epidemic of hot female teachers having sex with male students. Is it sweeps week?

Posted by: John on February 25, 2005 10:10 PM

Did you see how she tore into that apologist for the Mexican government? Michelle was better informed than everyone else on the set, and I know that info wasn't being fed into her earpiece by the producers. She would be an awesome host. Can you imagine: Michelle Malkin and Chris Mathews doing a show for example? He wouldn't go for it unlewss he were offered a buttload of money but it'd be fun to watch her make Chris look like the moron he is.

Posted by: Drew on February 25, 2005 10:13 PM

Regarding, "the epidemic of hot female teachers having sex with male students":

Young men f^cking are not the problem. They're doing what they're supposed to do, and the women are to be faulted not for their seductions but for their contraceptions. It's not the sex, it's the sterility. Already the rivers of the Fertile Crescent are overflowing into the Lands of Barren Women. One day soon, the new name of natural selection will be "Allah."

Posted by: Bene Gesserit on February 25, 2005 11:18 PM

She did great and certainly contrasted with that ugly Skelator look-alike Colmes. I usually turn the TV towards the wall so I don't have to look at his ugly liberal face. He makes James Carville look like Clark Gable.

Posted by: bullwinkle on February 25, 2005 11:27 PM

Hmm..guest to host. You're on to somehting there; it's a different skill set. Can you imagine interviewing Larry King? I think Alan Keyes was probably a great TV guest--he was inflammatory, a little goofy, opinionated--but those same qualities hurt his own MSNBC show.

I have no cable so I'm curious for a review of La Malkin's performance.

Posted by: See-Dubya on February 26, 2005 12:22 AM

From the clip? BOMBED.
I don't have television so...........

Michelle has gone rom extraordinary to over-rated.
So.....long. Her blog's taken her down a few notches too far. Should stick with quality not quantity. Gal's spread herself too thin.

Yawnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn

Posted by: SondraK on February 26, 2005 05:15 AM

I thought she sliced like an F'in hammer, on a full integrity kick.

Posted by: vee on February 26, 2005 09:31 AM

I'd watch a show with Malkin and Coulter, why can't Fox make that happen? They wouldn't have to mud wrassle or nothin'.

Posted by: Uncle Mikey on February 26, 2005 11:25 AM

John - "Dr" Victoria Zdrok

Believe it or not, this Ukrainian lady is both a doctor and a lawyer. She was also the first exchange student to be allowed to go to the USA from the Soviet Union after a student competition. No fake "Dr". Why the Russians let her leave is a symptom of the downfall of their Empire.

You may have also noticed she has a hell of a bod and was making even Allan Colmes sweat. And Malkin is no slouch either.

Perhaps enough testosterone was stimulated in Colmes from this show and being in proximity to Zdrok & Malkin that he will take some Conservative positions in the next week or so.

Zrdok comes from a family of educators and enjoys the common phenomenon of Europeans and Asians coming to America. Their schools are so superior to American ones that they are 1-2 years ahead of their American peers, and college & grad school are natural given their Asian or European academic discipline and learning to perform at a high level from childhood. The Kitschko heavyweight boxer brothers are also from the Ukraine, also both doctors, and competitive chess players.

Even Nigerians are coming here and finding their kids ahead of American kids.

American exchange students, intelligent high performing ones, now have to accept either being set back a few grades in certain European & Asian countries or placement in with the "dummy track" of their age peers.

Aside from that, Michelle Malkin appeared to be an excellent, classy host and interacted well with Colmes and her guests. I think she would do well with her own show, but she has two young kids and is doing well with her books, blog, TV, essays, and lectures - so I suspect we will just see her as a guest host. It would be delicious justice to see her replace an aging blowhard Dem political hack on MSNBC with abysmal ratings, though........

Posted by: Cedarford on February 26, 2005 12:25 PM

Oh, I believe she's a doctor. And don't care - man, she is smokin. And that accent... Ukrainian, you say?

Posted by: John on February 26, 2005 02:49 PM

I live-blogged it over at DOUBLE TOOTHPICKS.

Posted by: Steve Bragg on February 26, 2005 09:26 PM

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Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held.

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🚨ED MILIBAND [a Minister in Starmer's government] SAYS KEIR STARMER WILL RESIGN AS PRIME MINISTER

He has reportedly reassured Labour MP's that Starmer will be resigning following the disastrous results tonight

It's over

"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)

No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.

Only a cult does this.

Now they've lost 84%.

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That is much worse than the worst case predictions I’ve seen.

Cataclysmic

Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.

Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...

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br> If this continues, Keir Starmer will be out of office next week.

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Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing.
Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult.
Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending.

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Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.

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