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February 25, 2005

Drudge Snarks On Keith "I Even Bore Myself" Olbermann

Apparently Keith "Dog With An Unfunny Bone" Olbermann has been dedicating show after show to savaging our Immortal Hero, Jeff Gannon, the same as he beat various dead horses such as all that "Republican vote fraud" in Florida and Ohio you haven't been hearing about (because no one watches Keith Olbermann).

An unknown commenter points out that Drudge has taken a little dig at Not-Funny Keith:

CABLE NEWS RACE
THURS., FEB 24, 2005

FNC O'REILLY 2,181,000 [VIEWERS]
FNC HANNITY/COLMES 1,622,000
FNC SHEP SMITH 1,386,000
FNC BRIT HUME 1,318,000
...
and at the very bottom of the list:
MNSBC OLBERMANN/GANNON 208,000

Heh, heh.

But then again, perhaps Olbermann will soon get better ratings.

After all, a wise man once said: "With Jeff Gannon, all things are possible."

Jeff Gannon: REAL Ultimate Power Update: Well, it was only a matter of time. In the spirit of the web-classic Ninjas: REAL Ultimate Power comes this work of devotion to Jeff Gannon:

Hi, this post is all about Jeff Gannon, REAL JEFF GANNON. This post is awesome. I'm a left-wing blogger, and I can't stop thinking about Jeff Gannon. This guy is cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Facts:

1. Jeff Gannon is a mammal.
2. Jeff Gannon makes out with right-wing extremist guys ALL the time.
3. The purpose of Jeff Gannon is to flip out and ask crazy questions at press conferences.


posted by Ace at 08:42 PM
Comments



As Jeff would say, even GAY COCK LIES can't save MSNBC.

Posted by: TallDave on February 25, 2005 08:46 PM

Ann Coulter's current column nails it:
First, liberals claimed Gannon was a White House plant who received a press pass so that he could ask softball questions — a perk reserved for New York Times reporters during the Clinton years. Their proof was that while "real" journalists (like Jayson Blair) were being denied press passes, Gannon had one, even though he writes for a Web site that no one has ever heard of — but still big enough to be a target of liberal hatred! (By the way, if writing for a news organization with no viewers is grounds for being denied a press pass, why do MSNBC reporters have them?)

Posted by: Eric Pobirs on February 25, 2005 09:07 PM

Hey, sorry about that; the link changed:

http://noeasyanswers.blogspot.com/2005/02/official-jeff-gannon-blog-post_25.html

-Malderi

Posted by: Malderi on February 25, 2005 10:50 PM

Sorry, that's

http://noeasyanswers.blogspot.com/2005/02/official
-jeff-gannon-blog-post_25.html

(Small comment line! =))

-Malderi

Posted by: Malderi on February 25, 2005 10:53 PM

Another Instalanche. On f'in fire!

Posted by: someone on February 26, 2005 01:07 AM

Yeah. It's getting embarassing.

It's also strange that stuff I think he should link (like the Apprentice spoof) he never links, and then little throwaway things like this -- and this is actually Drudge's thing, anyhow -- get linked.

I guess other bloggers probably feel the same way about their own linked, and non-linked, pieces.

Posted by: ace on February 26, 2005 02:24 AM

"It's also strange that stuff I think he should link..."

Psssst! Ace. No one else worriies over it like you do. It's cute____ in a girlie man way.

Posted by: on February 26, 2005 03:21 AM

Hah, perhaps it is girlie. But a good link from Instaman can produce a thousand plus hits in an hour, and maybe five thousand or more in a day.

So, you know, an Instalink is a big deal; suddenly you have thousands of new readers. You'd like to have those new readers directed, if possible, to your best stuff, you know?

Because you would, in a perfect world, like to convert a good fraction of them into regular readers.

Posted by: ace on February 26, 2005 03:27 AM

Its weird. This is the third time ive done something that lead to an Instalanch. This was completly inadvertant this time of course, which is even weirder. I think Glenn wants to have my baby.

Posted by: unknown amish on February 26, 2005 04:17 AM

Speaking of sending people to good stuff on other blogs, the fat kid has a really funny piece on McCain saying that Hillary would make a good choice for Pres.

Posted by: j. on February 26, 2005 09:10 AM

If you guys get tired of the 'lanches, you know, you could spread 'em around.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on February 26, 2005 09:47 AM

Gannon's good, granted, but his REAL Ultimate Power doesn't come close to these guys.

Posted by: rdbrewer on February 26, 2005 08:13 PM

"... an Instalink is a big deal; suddenly you have thousands of new readers. You'd like to have those new readers directed, if possible, to your best stuff, you know?"

Did you know on campus Glenn has been heard to call himself Thor? The thunderous power of an Instalanche, the TN. mountains as Olympus and his RX-8 as chariot. You might find a fable in all this to honor him.

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