| Intermarkets' Privacy Policy Support
Donate to Ace of Spades HQ! Contact
Ace:aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com Recent Entries
Tuesday Overnight Open Thread - May 12, 2026 [Doof]
Walking on Air Cafe Obama's Oxygen Thief HHS Secretary, Xavier Becerra, Is Currently the Leading Democrat for California Governor and Cannot Answer Questions About His Record Without Begging for Mercy South Carolina Dixiecrats Tank Effort to Gain a Congressional Seat, Voting With the Declared Democrats to Kill It New Foreign Pirate Pillaging Operation Uncovered: 10,000 Foreign Students "Working" at Fraudulent Jobs Created by Fraudulent "Employers" Shock: Cuck of the Century Thomas Massie Claimed to be Sexual Deviant by Ex-GF, She Claims He Offered $5000 to Keep Quiet About His Proclivities Trump Plans to Suspend Federal Gas Tax During Iran Squeeze Democrat Whistleblower Claims that Adam Schiff Ordered His Staff to Illegally Leak Classified Information In Order to Rig an Indictment Against Trump South Carolina's Legislature Will Delete C***s***er Jim Clyburn's Seat Tomorrow; Alabama Now Free to Eliminate One of Its Two Democrat Districts The Morning Rant: AI-Driven Redistricting? Absent Friends
Captain Whitebread 2026
Jon Ekdahl 2026 Jay Guevara 2025 Jim Sunk New Dawn 2025 Jewells45 2025 Bandersnatch 2024 GnuBreed 2024 Captain Hate 2023 moon_over_vermont 2023 westminsterdogshow 2023 Ann Wilson(Empire1) 2022 Dave In Texas 2022 Jesse in D.C. 2022 OregonMuse 2022 redc1c4 2021 Tami 2021 Chavez the Hugo 2020 Ibguy 2020 Rickl 2019 Joffen 2014 AoSHQ Writers Group
A site for members of the Horde to post their stories seeking beta readers, editing help, brainstorming, and story ideas. Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published.
Contact OrangeEnt for info:
maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Texas MoMe 2026: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info |
« Condi's Trenchcoat Outfit Reminds DU'ers of... Well, Guess |
Main
| They Love America Enough To Hang Effigies of Soldiers »
February 25, 2005
The Guys Get the Shirts They WantJust heard back from RockNClothing... They say it would not be difficult to offer the shirt in two different forms, one with the Mencken quote, the other without it. I think, though, that the shirts without the quote would have nothing on the back, which I don't think is a major deal, but maybe some people wanted *something* on the back. I asked about the possibility of two alternative quotes -- maybe "You're all on notice" or "Slice like a fucking hammer" -- but I think that is the Rubicon which they will not cross. Alternate Quotes: Not right now, says the vendor. He'll wait and see about the initial response to the basic shirt. He doesn't rule out alternate quotes in the future, though, should the initial purchase be large enough to justify setting up a new screen for printing. posted by Ace at 04:17 PM
CommentsAnything can be done. For a price. Posted by: fat kid on February 25, 2005 04:24 PM
I guess "Where's Joe?" would be too esoteric? "Like a Viking", which someone suggested earlier, sounds good. Posted by: Alex_fs on February 25, 2005 04:25 PM
Sweet. One of these shirts with the Mencken quote on the back just may replace the legendary flaming dice bowling shirt as my preferred poker attire. On the other hand, I already look like such an absolute badass that my opponents are scared shitless of me. Add the shirt and I might not be able to get 'em to play - especially the guy with dual Canadian/American citizenship. I'm one tough monkey. Hey, come to think of it Ace of Spades poker chips would kick some SERIOUS ass. Posted by: The Warden on February 25, 2005 04:30 PM
"Like a Viking" would be a good one, I guess, but I really think they're going to balk at alternate quotes. I think they're willing just to run some with no-quotes. Oh, well. Maybe a year from now we can offer a different shirt. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 04:31 PM
I'd second "Like a Viking" There's always the immortal Sledge Hammer Posted by: Iblis on February 25, 2005 04:45 PM
"Wheres Joe?" simple and thought-provoking of course if they're not down with a second quote thats fine, might do a poll and see how many of each variety you could sell or something Posted by: johnny on February 25, 2005 05:06 PM
I like the idea of the shirts, but for "the ladies" I, for one, would like the tank/wife-beater option. Same logo, etc. We like you, too, Ace, and would get you way more advertisement than the guys will. Posted by: j. on February 25, 2005 05:15 PM
Hmmmm... you're probably right. I'll ask about that. I know they do Baby T's, too. And if they're doing different sizes, I guess they could also do a different sort of shirt too. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 05:25 PM
I like the long sleeve option too. Posted by: lauraw on February 25, 2005 05:30 PM
Yeah, that would be way cool too. I'll have to see what he says about variant shirts. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 05:34 PM
How about different color options? We have to wear black t-shirts under our flight suits and this would kick ass. Also, under the logo on front, maybe in a semi-circle: Thats Just the Fuckin Way. It. Is! Posted by: phat on February 25, 2005 05:37 PM
Awww, it would be cool to have the Ace of Spades shirt beneath a flight suit. But I really think they're going to balk at too many options. Then again, the This Fish shirts are sold in both cream and pink. So perhaps black would not be out of the question. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 05:49 PM
Hopefully they can do black. I have a decent collection of humorous/profane black T's and this one would rock. I played the Paul Anka integrity kick' for my squadron and it has become the lingua franca for us! Posted by: phat on February 25, 2005 06:00 PM
Ace, I'm assuming the company is going to do a run that you don't pay for yourself. That's really generous of them. This guy WILL be getting a shirt. Thanks Posted by: hobgoblin on February 25, 2005 06:13 PM
"I got handballed by Jeff Gannon and all i got was this lousy T-shirt" Posted by: on February 25, 2005 06:27 PM
You know how much it costs to set up new screens? Not much. Let me look into this a bit further - Ace, how many colors are you thinking (total). The card has 4 colors, that's not a lot. Whenever I hear "wait and see about the initial reaction" from somebody who's only going to make a profit from this, I get skeptical. Like I said, anything at a price. I can get 1-off GOOD quality t-shirts for like $17. I seem to remember screen creation fees being somewhere around $50-$60. Again, I'll start back up with the research. Posted by: fat kid on February 25, 2005 06:37 PM
Fat Kid, Thanks. The thing is, though, that I don't want to buy these shirts myself and then sell them. Although I'd be giving away some money, I prefer the model where people buy through a vendor and then they just send me a part of their profits. So that's the deal I'm looking for. Maybe if the shirts sold really well I'd be willing to buy in bulk and then sell them out of my apartment. But I don't much want a hundred boxes in my apartment. Where would I put the Orbitrek/towel-drying hanger device? Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 06:43 PM
OK then, I'm still available to help get competing quotes. I would have thought you'd have gone to Dusty first, seeing as how they're a site sponsor, and might like the recognition. But hey, your gig, not mine. If you do want me to make some calls and get some competing bids, lemme know - I've got a few friends in NYC who might know people. Posted by: fat kid on February 25, 2005 06:52 PM
Just wondering but is your logo trade marked? I think it would be so easy for the dems to use your trade mark with a dopey caption of their own-something like "Ace for Hillary." Posted by: j on February 25, 2005 06:53 PM
ace & fat kid, I seem to remember that cafepress.com does custom orders for websites. The shirts are printed as individuals order them. The take a set price and you set the price you want to charge and pocket the difference. ace, they have a link on the website for sellers at: Posted by: phat on February 25, 2005 07:00 PM
Phat, Yes, thank you, but Cafe Press is someone I've been looking at for a while and have decided against, at least as far as my main shirt. They don't offer black or gray shirts, which is what I want. They're the guys who offer "ash gray." Which is fine, I guess, but not what I wanted. J, No, it's not trademarked... I think it would be too costly to go through that process, considering the meager financial value of this site. Fat Kid, I did look at Dusty T's, but I didn't notice that they had the sort of user-designed t-shirt operation I was looking for. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 08:37 PM
Actually, copyright does not any action for a creation to be copyrighted. Any original content you create is automatically copyrighted to you unless you do the work for someone else and are paid for it. Then, the copyright is theirs unless they expressly release it to you. Posted by: Steve L. on February 25, 2005 09:03 PM
true, but his specific question was about trademark, which I think is a much longer and more costly legal process. I don't know trademark, but I do think there is an application and review thing, right? I know a little about copyright and a little about patent. I always imagined trademark was somewhere in between. Posted by: ace on February 25, 2005 09:30 PM
I love the idea of the Mencken quote on the back, there's NO WAY I could wear a shirt with any variation of fuck on it in public. My wife would "lose" it in the wash at the very least. At the worst I'd get picked up on a morals charge. Posted by: michael dennis on February 25, 2005 11:40 PM
www.brunettotshirts.com Posted by: Alan on February 26, 2005 12:25 AM
As much as I like the banner quote, given the choices in this post, I think that 'You're All On Notice' would be better. And yeah, a black shirt would rock. Posted by: Geoff on February 26, 2005 02:02 AM
I like the Mencken quote here but not on a shirt. A shirt with "slitting throats" isn't something I'd wear in public because of the number of coneheads who would not understand. "Like a Viking" is to buttfucky. "Where's Joe?" is wonderfully cryptic. It's perfect. Posted by: r on February 26, 2005 08:20 PM
shit Posted by: rdbrewer on February 26, 2005 08:20 PM
What about "You're on fucking notice" of "You're on fucking notice, John"? Or did I imagine hearing that? Posted by: Uncle Mikey on February 27, 2005 01:29 PM
Post a comment
| The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines
Few people remember that Norm MacDonald began his career as a ventriloquist
MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
![]() That was written by Denny O'Neill and illustrated by, get this, Frank Miller. Editor to the Stars Jim Shooter was in charge at the time. I always thought the gag was original to the comic book, but in fact the "Threat or Menace" headline was a satirical joke about media bias and sensationalism for a long while. The Harvard Lampoon used it in a parody of Life magazine: "Flying Saucers: Threat or Menace?"
Hamas is Humiliating Trump's 'Board of Peace'
[Hat Tip: TC] [CBD]
Ted Turner Dies At 87 [CBD]
Recent Comments
runner:
"People elected Massie to chase women, pay them off ..."
NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "The courts are crooked when they have dealt malici ..." mikeski: "[i]You have to admire the intellectual somersaults ..." Joemarine: "NEW YORK (AP) — President Donald Trump won ..." runner: "Troll is comparing an act of a private citizen, to ..." NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "Or maybe it’s the ONT: we’re waiting ..." Never Change, Horde: "You have to admire the intellectual somersaults th ..." NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "GOPe politicians always make me think of Judge Sma ..." runner: "Massie is a democrat. ..." NemoMeImpuneLacessit[/i][/b][/u][/s]: "[i] 261 Some of these so-called Republicans are so ..." mikeski: "OK, Massie is technically a republican, so that sh ..." JackStraw : ">>It’s the third domino to tip over in less ..." Bloggers in Arms
RI Red's Blog! Behind The Black CutJibNewsletter The Pipeline Second City Cop Talk Of The Town with Steve Noxon Belmont Club Chicago Boyz Cold Fury Da Goddess Daily Pundit Dawn Eden Day by Day (Cartoon) EduWonk Enter Stage Right The Epoch Times Grim's Hall Victor Davis Hanson Hugh Hewitt IMAO Instapundit JihadWatch Kausfiles Lileks/The Bleat Memeorandum (Metablog) Outside the Beltway Patterico's Pontifications The People's Cube Powerline RedState Reliapundit Viking Pundit WizBang Some Humorous Asides
Kaboom!
Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! The Donkey ("The Raven" parody) Archives
|