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February 23, 2005
Senate Democrats Pushing for "Full" Inquiry Into Jeff Gannon Ultrascandal?Or, as I like to call it, "the magic fairy dust that gave me 20% more traffic the past two weeks." Say Anything says this comes from the "RAW FEED," a source he says lacks credibility. But I hope it's true. Because this is a perfect time for Democrats to focus their attention on investigating Jeff Gannon. I mean, it's not as if there are any imporant matters upon which the Democrats would be better advised to concentrate their attention. But... Perhaps -- just perhaps -- perhaps this is what the Old Ones meant when they prophesized, seven thousand years ago, that Jeff Gannon would be "The One Who Walks With the Wrath and Flames of Hell in His Wake." Perhaps by focusing all the liberals' attention on himself, he's cleared the way for us to actually get some shit done around here. posted by Ace at 03:15 AM
CommentsWhen you interview him, be sure to ask if he thinks all this attention is as friggin' goofy & unwarranted as some of the rest of us do. The bitch of it is, brouhaha is made purely fictional, notwithstanding any of the interesting crap in Jeff's/James' past. As Rich Galen commented earlier today: Pretending, as the left has, that this was news, aside from pretending that it was important and crucial, goes beyond their usual levels shrieking ninnyism. But you already knew all that. Posted by: Patton on February 23, 2005 04:32 AM
I caught a bit of Bill Maher's execrable HBO show and heard Sen. Joe "Not Facetious" Biden say that this was such a security breach that the Senate and House Judiciary Committees should be investigating it. However, Biden complained, since the Republicans control everything, a Democrat such as he has no ability to call a hearing. He also said that he was sure that if this had happened when there were a Democrat Pres. and a Republican Senate, there would be hearings. Posted by: UpNights on February 23, 2005 06:11 AM
Can we get a similar investigation into everyone else who's had a Day Pass for the last 12 years or so? Who knows how much gay porn we could uncover? Posted by: Eric on February 23, 2005 08:18 AM
Come on guys. This is a very important story. Seriously. I can't tell you why, but it is. Really. Having one pro-Bush reporter in a room filled with a hundred anti-Bush reporters threatens the very foundations of democracy itself. Or something. Why don't you guys get it? And the fact that he was a gay prostitute is very important to the story, but the story is not really about whether or not he was a gay prostitute. Posted by: Jason on February 23, 2005 08:30 AM
I think to be fair, the Bush administration should allow a straight porn guy to have a day pass for a while, at least then, the scandal might turn up some web sites I want to visit....errrrrrrr...investigate. Posted by: Steve L. on February 23, 2005 08:37 AM
Jason LOL You don't understand, man. The important question isn't "Who the frigging frig is Jeff Gannon?" It's "Who is the press corp mole's sponsor?" Posted by: lauraw on February 23, 2005 09:14 AM
Steve L. I obviously agree. I think we need to recruit Ron Jeremy to write for Hedgehog News Services. The aging 70's pornstar perspective in woefully under represented in White House press briefings, and I, for one, am appalled. What right does this administration have to decide who can and cannot be reporters? Will the fascism of this administration ever cease? Posted by: Jason on February 23, 2005 09:16 AM
I have a modest suggestion. Perhaps someone (or more than one) could take a wander back through history and re-publish and feature a different Chappaquidick story from a different MSM source on a daily basis for about a month, maybe two. Maybe it might catch on. I could get into that. Posted by: recon on February 23, 2005 09:25 AM
Ace, you really should do a post comparing Gannon's questions and credentials with those of Sarah McClendon. She was a regular at the White House for decades as the lead correspondent for...ahem, McClendon News Service, which was composed of two part-time staffers and an intern, and had about as much prestige as Talon News Service. Besides calling for Congress to hold hearings on UFOs, she was famed for asking nutty, soft-ball questions to Democratic presidents (I'm not picking on the Dems here, but just showing that allowing people with questionable credentials into press conferences has been a long-standing problem). For example, in the aftermath of the Clinton impeachment scandal, she asked Clinton "Sir, will you tell us why you think the people have been so mean to you? Is it a conspiracy? Is it a plan to treat you worse than they treated Abe Lincoln?" Were the people who were shocked and appalled by the Gannon "scandal" even aware of the existence of Ms. McClendon? Posted by: Mike on February 23, 2005 10:15 AM
ACE - I agree. But this still needs to be handled just right or it could turn into a circus. Geez I wish they'd let Rumsfield argue with the press over this, he'd make 'em look as foolish as all this really is. Ari Fliesher where are you when we need you? Posted by: 72VIRGINS on February 23, 2005 10:26 AM
Jeff Gannon and the 10 other people who ever heard of him will care about this issue. Posted by: Jake on February 23, 2005 10:39 AM
When you've lost majority control, and you have no power, no authority, no direction, no sense, no decency, and no leadership all you have left to do hold an investigation of Jeff Gannon. Maybe they can even have Eason Jordan give expert testimony of what it takes to be qualified as a journalist. Posted by: bullwinkle on February 23, 2005 12:18 PM
"Jeff Gannon"? What's all this talk I hear about "Jeff Gannon"? And what possible relevance does a professional football player have to a Defcom 5 breach of national security such as what recently occurred in the White House press briefing room? Oh, you didn't hear? Some gay dandy got a day pass and asked the President some softball questions. But back to the point: what does a former University of Iowa scholar-athlete have to do with the school of fish known as the Washington Press Corps? What? No, I don't think he's wealthy or rich or rolling in dough...What? Oh, Rich -- not rich. So Rich is not Jeff and Jeff is not Rich. Oh. Well, never mind! /Emily Latelle mode Posted by: Tongueboy on February 23, 2005 12:23 PM
What a bunch of flipping hypocrites. Sure, they'll whine and whine in order to launch an investigation of "gay prostitute Jeff Gannon," but they turn a blind eye when one of their own is accused of similar and worse things: http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/local/longterm/tours/scandal/gobie2.htm Gobie's dream has come true. His accusation that Rep. Barney Frank (D-Mass.) knew that Gobie had operated a prostitution service out of Frank's Capitol Hill apartment became national news after it was first reported Friday by the Washington Times. Frank, one of two openly gay members of Congress, confirmed Friday that he paid Gobie for sex, hired him with personal funds as an aide and wrote letters on congressional stationery on his behalf to Virginia probation officials Posted by: Jinx McHue on February 23, 2005 01:43 PM
That last paragraph should have been italicized, too. I guess the tags don't work through two paragraphs at one time. Oh, well. Posted by: Jinx McHue on February 23, 2005 01:47 PM
Now if Frank had been Gannonized he'd be on our side! Posted by: Iblis on February 23, 2005 02:23 PM
Karl Rove is truly brillant for embedding a gay escort into the Washington Presscorp. Probably just the witness protection program from the ex-New Jersey Govorner case.. Posted by: Net hick on February 24, 2005 11:52 PM
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MacDonald's old partner Adam Egot revealed that MacDonald repurposed a bit with one of his ventriloquist dolls -- that he was a "bad guy" who "didn't believe the Holocaust happened" -- for the Norm MacDonald show, in which he claimed Egot didn't believe in the Holocaust. Funniest thing I've read about the Virginia mess. Back when they were hustling the referendum through the assembly both Senators, Warner and Kaine, advised them to go slow and play by the rules. Louise Lucas said she respected them but didn't need advice from the "cuck chair" in the corner. The gerrymandering was overturned and Louise is heading for the big house. Edward G. Robinson voice "where's your cuck now?" I posted his post on twitter and it's gotten 25K views so far. Thanks, Smell the Glove Chris
Forgotten 80s Mystery Click That Sums Up the Democrat Communist Party Today
Something is wrong as I hold you near Somebody else holds your heart, yeah You turn to me with your icy tears And then it's raining, feels like it's raining
"It's f**king f**ked."
-- reportedly a genuine comment offered by a "senior Labour source" Correction: I wrote that Labour is losing 88% (now 87%) of the seats it is "defending." I think that's wrong. The right way to say it is the seats they are contesting -- that is, they don't necessarily already hold these seats, but they have put up a candidate to run for the seat. It's still very bad but not as bad as losing 87% of the seats they already held. Basil the Great
"The end of the two party system in the UK" as first the Fake Conservatives and now Labour chooses political suicide rather than simply STOPPING THE INVASION
Incidentally, the only reason this didn't already happen in the US is because of the Very Bad Orange Man (who is right on 85% of all policy calls and extremely, existentially right on 15% of them)
No political party that is NOT also a doomsday religious cult would EVER choose a cataclysmic loss -- and possible extinction as a party -- to support a toxically unpopular favoritism of NON-CITIZEN ILLEGAL MIGRANTS over actual citizen voters.
Only a cult does this.
Now they've lost 84%.
Annunziata Rees-Mogg Update: They've now lost 88% of the seats they're defending. As I mentioned earlier, I think I heard that London will not bail them out, as many of those Labour seats will probably flip to "Muslim Independent" or Green. Detroit's 5am vote will not save them.
Yup, Labour is losing 80% of its seats...
The British Patriot Wow, up to 1700-2100 seats. It's not incredible that this is happening. It's incredible that the Davos crowd is so absolutely determined to privilege Muslim "migrants" over the actual native population who elects them, no matter how loudly the natives scream that they want to be prioritized, that they will gladly self-extinguish as a party rather than simply representing the interests of their own voters. Astonishing. Remember, when they call other people "cultists" -- they are the ones so imprisoned in their social reinforcement and discipline bubbles that they will choose political death rather than dare upset the Karen Enforcement Officers of their cult. Update: Now they've lost 83% of the seats they were defending. (((Dan Hodges))) Nick Lowles
STARMERGEDDON: In early returns, Reform gains 135 seats, Labour loses 90, the Fake Conservatives lose 36 (and I didn't even know they could fall any further), the Lib Dems lose 4, and the Greens gain 6. Note that the only other party gaining seats is the Greens and they're only gaining a handful of seats.
Update: Reform now up 145, Labour down 98. Labour projected to lose Wales -- where they've ruled for 27 years. Fulton County Georgia just discovered 400 boxes of ballots for Labour Update: REF +156, LAB -107, CON -45 Brutal: In four out of five council seats where Labour is defending, they've lost. 80%. I'm sure it's not this simple, but Reform is straight taking Labour's and the "Conservatives'" seats. They've lost almost exactly what Reform gained. If understand this right (and warning, I probably don't), all of London's council seats are up for election, and Labour might lose hugely there, as their old voters abandon them for Reform, Muslim Indenpendents, and the Greens. REF +190, LAB -134, CON -56.
Updates on the Labour collapse in council elections -- which wags are calling #Starmergeddon -- from Beege Welborne. There are about 5000 seats up for grabs, Labour is expected to lose 1,800, Reform will probably gain 1,580, up from... zero. So this would be more than that.
People claim that while Labour has adopted the Sharia Agenda to appeal to the million Muslims it allowed to migrate to the country, those voters are ditching Labour to vote for the Muslim Independent Party or the Greens. Delicious. This shadenfreude is going straight to my thighs. Oh, and if Starmer loses about as badly as expected, Labour will toss him out of a window Braveheart style and replace him. He will announce he is resigning to spend more time with his Gay Ukrainian Male Prostitutes.
Media bias and senationalism are as old as, well, the media:
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