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February 04, 2005
Fat Kid Gets TsunamilancheFirst Amish, who comments a lot here, posted this post about Glenn Reynolds at Fat Kid's site -- calling him the Super-Antichrist -- and got himself linked by both Frank J of IMAO and the man himself. Then Amish put up a What happens when you get linked by three major players in two days? Not quite Cheese-and-Crackers Tsunami-video sick, but sick nonetheless. I'd also like to compliment John From WuzzaDem for his Hardball parody (first linked here, I think), which also garnered the coveted Instalanche. Congratulations, guys. I think that crazy blog-money is going to start rolling in for you. And I just couldn't be happier. Unless, of course, it was happening to me. But I think that's obvious. If you'll excuse me now, I'm going to apply a shard of glass to my throat.* * Who? And, In Other Inside-Blogosphere News... The HundredPercenter declares the Jordan-Margolis-Austin dispute effectively over. Thank goodness. I hate having to deal with blog-on-blog crimes. (Please! No more anger about this issue! Can't we all just get along? Fat Kid-- you especially. What the heck can you feel angry about when you just got 2000+ visits in the past hour?) posted by Ace at 04:42 PM
CommentsThank you Ace! Glad your feeling better. Posted by: amish on February 4, 2005 04:50 PM
Dude, I think I'm quitting blogging. Malkin just linked the site too... Posted by: fat kid on February 4, 2005 04:51 PM
So, technically that's 4 *heavy* hitters in about 15 hours. *shakes head* Crazy man... crazy... Posted by: fat kid on February 4, 2005 04:52 PM
Way to go Fat Kid and Amish! I'd like to think it was your post on my flame war with Julie that put you over the top, but I guess it wasn't. You know what this means though? You aren't a C blog anymore, baby! You are in the bigs now! Posted by: senator philabuster on February 4, 2005 04:52 PM
Ya know, one of the reasons I've never moved off Blogger is the underlying fear that I'm gonna someday get one worthy of an instalanche... and I'm not gonna have the jack to pay for the bandwidth hit. Posted by: Bithead on February 4, 2005 04:57 PM
I've gotten three of them, all of them at odd times (once ona weekend, one on Friday evening, and once through a passing link) and it didn't hurt my bandwidth too badly. I think you cold handle one a month without have to pull a Sullivan. And fat kid and amish! Good on you both!! Posted by: Jimmie on February 4, 2005 05:03 PM
Senator and Jimmie: *ahem* Amish and Fat Kid: Whoa!! That may be the first Insta-IMAO-Corner-at-NRO-Malkin-lanche in the history of blogging. FAN-tas-tic! Ace: Thanks. Actually, the 'lanche' (as we lanchlumni call it) happened first, but I know you've been sick. You should also know that the SOTU speech was two weeks ago, so your posts on that were a bit late as well. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on February 4, 2005 05:48 PM
Dude? What? Look, man. You've made me laugh long and hard in what I expected to be a cold, cold Week Without Ace. You have the best props from me. The ones on the inside. ;) Posted by: Jimmie on February 4, 2005 05:55 PM
Dude, What was with that "long and hard" comment? Not that there's anything wrong with that. Whatever you and your partner want to do is your business and yours alone, but I'm married. You know, to a woman. Not judging. Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on February 4, 2005 06:27 PM
I don't blame you for envying the traffic. But strive to remember these two paraphrasings of God's Greatest Hits: the Professor giveth and the Professor taketh away, but the suckers who keep coming back of their own accord will always be with us. Posted by: Guy T. on February 4, 2005 09:33 PM
I was reading this post & associated links, finding them all fascinating... then I suddenly stopped and wondered what non-blog authors think when they see this sort of inside-blogball stuff. My guess is confused, followed by a touch of bored. Then finally maybe a healthy dose of annoyed. But then, I'm pretty sure that 98% of blog traffic is just blog authors reading other blogs. Posted by: Beck on February 4, 2005 11:43 PM
Once a C blog, always a C blog. Posted by: julie on February 5, 2005 09:43 AM
Good job Fat Kid! I guess Julie's kinda bummed out owing to the fact that at least a percentage of your new visitors saw your deft 0wnage of her. Get that lady a crying towel. Posted by: Rob Roy Fingerhead on February 5, 2005 10:20 AM
Julie, but it's OK, because he hasn't sold out to 'the man' by putting up BlogAds. -jg Posted by: Jordan Golson on February 5, 2005 11:10 AM
but it's OK, because he hasn't sold out to 'the man' by putting up BlogAds. Nope. It's OK, because he isn't a needle-dicked punk-ass poltroon who gets his rocks off bullying little kids. You just don't get it. Posted by: Rob Roy Fingerhead on February 5, 2005 11:36 AM
Jordan, I've also noticed that you've taken a page from the leftists strategy book. You're now claiming to have recieved death threats. You and Ward Churchill both. Did someone paint swaztikas on your vespa scooter too? Huh? Can't face the facts? Play the victim card. Posted by: Rob Roy Fingerhead on February 5, 2005 11:41 AM
Jordan, Fat Kid also hasn't called a 13 year old kid a bastard, or threatened to sue them. Nor has he followed that up with spamming other sites. Can you say the same? No...didn't think so. Don't worry though. Maybe another immense human tragedy will hit and you can profit off of it. Unless, of course, a 13 year old beats you to it. Assclown. Posted by: senator philabuster on February 5, 2005 11:44 AM
Gee... I hope Jordan deigns to make another appearance. I have much more invective to heap pon his floppy, empty head. Posted by: Rob Roy Fingerhead on February 5, 2005 02:03 PM
*snicker* Just found these comments again. :) Nothings changed - and always good for a laugh, or six. Posted by: fat kid on February 9, 2005 06:27 PM
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