ACE IS BACK, BABY!!!!

Great Top 10, Ace, me boy.

God. Damn. It.

That's the funniest thing I have read in ages - and it would happen after I violated the First Rule of Reading Ace: never read Ace with iced tea in your mouth.

Like a hammer, Ace, like a hammer!

Dammit! I was busy posting my Top Ten list in your comments on the other entry while you did this, only to see it after I had finished!

Great minds think alike, I guess. :) Great list, by the way.

The gun even has the handle sticking out of the bottom of the barrell. These guys are despirate.

CON-VOOOY!

As for the Muppets, don't forget that we already have a muppet terrorist sympathizer.

Ace, dude, that was freakin genius. Holy crap.

That was fucking great. Great site. Blogrolled you.

I'm waiting for the video of the hostage being terrorized by a "puma," a.k.a. housecat.

Ace, you really need to see Team America.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Ace,

Me too, then.

LOL!

"You have no chance of defeating us in Iraq, in Afghanistan, or in high-stakes games of Hungry Hungry Hippos"

I question the timing.

Andrew Sullivan goes on a blogging hiatus, and a GI Joe-type doll gets kidnapped. Coincidence?

"7. 'If the American infidels do not depart Iraq immediately, the streets will run black with the ink of a thousand Etch-a-Sketches'"

I believe it's either steel wool or aluminum powder, actually.

Too funny. Do they still make jarts?

It's not a doll - IT'S AN ACTION FIGURE!!

Sources say, in another blow to Joe morale, that the rescue mission will be entrusted to M.A.S.K. No casualties are expected in the assault.

This is funny. I'll bet that the same people who ran with the original hostage story AFTER looking at the GI Joe picture are the same news rooms who ran the CBS Air National Guard papers, hoping to get a scoop on the story rather then trusting its integrity. I can't believe how easily fooled these 'professionals' are.

I have an idea... someone doctor up a photo of a fleet of martian ships headed towards earth, and just sit back and see what happens. Oh wait, they already fell for that one years ago.

How about some crop circle pics!

Personally, I'd send in Voltron. The lions, not the cars. The cars were lame. But the lions - those guys were tight. No loose shit on that rescue mission. All conscous, believe me. Full value on your military dollars.

Thank god Mr. Potato Head is not being threatened.

Haha, "pansexual chickens!"

The decepticon's name in #8 (the one who can turn into a tape recorder) is Soundwave.

Yeah, I know...that bit of trivia is just as useless as the robot.

Good top 10, though. And nice Simpson's reference in #3.

According to the folks at The Corner, our president is taking action to make sure these animals never threaten another American action figure.

And thanks, Marc. I'd forgotten all about Voltron. I may have to change my nick. ;)

Chickpea,

That may happen in time, unfortunately, unless the security situation improves.

Just saw your top-o'-the-page post with the NRO link, Ace. Sorry, my bad. Should have known you'd be on top of that story faster than me or anyone else.

guys (and girls)

even if you don't normally pop by ASV, you should check out Michele's comments, like this one:

"I'm gonna go up-armor my Hot Wheels in an effort to stay one step ahead of those devils."

That's some comedy gold, too.

oh, man this has been good for morale

Number seven should have been number one. Just sayin'.

So if they die blowing up GI Joe, do they get 72 Barbies?

Don't worry guys Greyhawk is on the case.
www.mudvillegazette.com

No its time to bring in little Noddy and Mr Plonk the policeman they will sort out these unruly coves

Very funny stuff!

From my own top 5 list of headlines:

"Jihadists Throw Another Failure on the Barbie"

And the EZ Bake Oven is apparently safe...for now.