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The people in charge [Jews, of course -- ace] don't want you to know this, but Muslims love Jesus.

Islam reveres Him as a major prophet and messenger of the Lord, believes He performed miracles, and states that He will return to Earth to defeat the Antichrist. That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity.

Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this.
He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again.
You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card.

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So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations.
That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera
Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite
thanks to weft-cut loop.

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I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you.

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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker.
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Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area.

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[Dave at Garfield Ridge] \| Main \| The Ultimate In Objectivity [Say Anything] » January 28, 2005 Farenheit 9/11: Enviro Hazard (WuzzaDem) Via Drudge, an article that uncovers some interesting (and disturbing) facts about Farenheit 9/11 that I hadn't heard before: Two days after being snubbed when the Oscar nominations were announced, Michael Moore was left off the list Thursday when the Writers Guild of America unveiled nominees for its first documentary writing award for a feature film. ..."Fahrenheit 9/11" also failed to earn an Academy Award nomination this week. In that case, however, he had declined to submit "Fahrenheit" in the documentary category because he planned a TV airing before the Nov. 2 election -- and that disqualified the documentary under Academy rules. "Fahrenheit" was eligible in other categories, and Moore unsuccessfully campaigned for a best picture nomination. I was aware of this, but then the article goes on to say: Byproducts from the massive operation resulted in a dung pile measuring 100 feet long, 30 feet high and 50 feet wide that began burning about two months ago and continues to smolder despite Herculean attempts to douse it. Wow, can you believe that? I've called Farenheit a 'pile of crap' (and worse) myself, but it was just a figure of speech. And listen to this: While city folks might have trouble imagining a dung pile of such proportions, they are common sites in rural states I was always under the impression that Moore's 'films' were more popular in metropolitan areas. The Nebraska Department of Environmental Quality has informed Dickinson that his smoldering dung pile violates clean-air laws and is working with him to find the best solution to extinguish it, said agency spokesman Rich Webster. Simply dumping water on the heap is not the answer, Webster said, because of concerns about runoff to any nearby water source. I'm not sure who this 'Dickinson' guy is, but I have to agree with the NDEQ spokesman - I don't want any Moore runoff in my drinking water. I've got my health to think about. Finally, another quote from 'Dickinson': "It's a nuisance, and obviously we are trying to get it resolved," he said. "Everybody's been really patient." If you ask me, 'Dickinson', Moore's so-called 'documentary' is more than just a nuisance, and we've been more than patient. UPDATE: Sorry, it looks like I mixed up two different articles. This one and this one. My apologies. Posted by John from WuzzaDem.com posted by Ace at 01:56 PM Comments John-- does anyone know whether the 50-foot wide dung pile had glasses, a beard, and a ballcap? As for Dickinson, are we sure we're not talking about superstar-record producer Bruce Dickinson? I smell cow(dung)bell. Cheers, Dave at Garfield Ridge Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 28, 2005 02:12 PM Dave, As I understand it, someone matching that very description was seen running from the site of the dung heap with his pants pulled halfway up on the very night it first appeared. Strange. Very strange. I need more cowbell, baby! Rock on Rinse Repeat Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on January 28, 2005 02:22 PM That was hilarious Posted by: Sobek on January 28, 2005 02:25 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: Sefton and CBD wonder about the Chaos that Trump is creating in the minds of the Iranian junta, Virginia redistricting is pure power grab, Ilhan Omar is many things ...and stupid too! Amazon censoring conservative thought again, and the UK...put a fork in it! 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That's why Donald Trump's painting depicting himself as the Son of God offended the president of Iran. It was an attack on his religion as well as Christianity. Trump's trolling tweet was ill-advised, but Tucker is just lying when he claims the Christianity-hating President of Iran was "offended" by this. He's one step away from announcing his official conversion to Islam. He literally never stops praising Islam. Well, he suddenly became Christian two years ago, there's not much stopping him from converting again. You can track Tuq'r's official conversion to Islam with this Bingo card. Podcast: CBD and Sefton talk Orban losing, but is it the end of Hungary? The Irish start a brawl, but is it enough, Pope Leo wades into politics, Trump calls Iran's bluff and blockades Hormuz, Artemis II! Swallwell is scum, and more! People say that the bearded man in the video of Fartwell molesting a hooker looks like Democrat Arizona Senator Rueben Gallego, said to be Swalwell's "best friend" and known to take vacations with him. TJM definitively ranks the films of Alfred Hitchcock @KFILE 21m Politico is reporting that multiple people have abruptly resigned from Eric Swalwell's gubernatorial campaign: "Members of senior leadership have departed the campaign, including Courtni Pugh, a strategic adviser who served as Swalwell's top liaison to organized labor groups." So the campaign is collapsing due to the truth of the sexual harassment allegations. That hissing sound you hear is the air going out of the Swalwell campaign. UPDATE: No it wasn't, it was just Swalwell one-cheek-sneaking out a fart on camera Eric Swalwell more like Eric Farewell amirite thanks to weft-cut loop. This is the dumbest AI bullslop I've seen in a while: the CIA can use "quantum magnetometry" to track an individual man's heartbeat from twelve miles away I wouldn't click on it, it's not interesting, it's just stupid clickslop. I just want to share my annoyance with you. Oil prices plunge on bizarre realization that Eric Swalwell may actually be straight. A rapey molester, allegedly, but a straight one. Artemis II Crew releases clearest images of the Far Side yet recorded Classic Rock Mystery Click This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area. Sarah Longwell spotting Tuq'r's makeover is 100! Alfred Hitchcock learns to talk with TJM Ryan Long goes to the No Kings rally to pick up young liberal hotties and is greatly disappointed in the quality of the mish thanks to stevey You know we "joke" about the GOPe just "conserving" leftist things? David French just posted: Populists ask what conservativism has ever conserved? Well its about to conserve birthright citizenship! Posted by: 18-1 I couldn't hate this queen of the cuck-chair more if it paid seven figures and came with a corner office. Recent Comments illiniwek: ""At this point, it's going to have to be some weir ..." The women of the Feminist Dating Strategies subReddit: "[i]Dating site statistics show that 2/3 of men do ..." 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Farenheit 9/11: Enviro Hazard (WuzzaDem)