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January 28, 2005

The Ultimate In Objectivity [Say Anything]

Heh.

Osama: Dead And Alive

That should teach those Nazis over at Fox News a thing or two about "Fair & Balanced."

[Cross-posted at Say Anything]


posted by Ace at 01:57 PM
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Hey pal-- I saw that picture earlier today. Is it just making the rounds right now, or is it an old file photo?

Methinks it's not recent, but I'm surprised I haven't seen it before.

Because. . . it is perfect.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 28, 2005 02:02 PM

Blog I linked to posted it on Jan. 26th. I hadn't seen it before that.

Posted by: Rob on January 28, 2005 02:15 PM

One of the few times I've been able to agree completely with CNN. Rumor has it that two new investigative reports are due out soon, one called Water Is Wet and the other is The Media Has a Definite Liberal Bias.

Posted by: Bullwinkle on January 28, 2005 02:17 PM

See, that's why I watch CNN exclusively. They have a way of just getting right to the heart of a matter in a way that that I, the viewer, can understand.

No confusing 'facts' or time-consuming 'background', just Gloria Vanderbilt's son reporting the news exactly the same way I would. Like I didn't have a friggin clue.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on January 28, 2005 02:27 PM

Dammit, I been scooped.
The title of my essay was going to be "Osama bin Laden is either dead, alive, or in a vegetative state."

I had all kinds of evidence backing up my hypothesis too.
Dammit

Posted by: lauraw on January 28, 2005 03:02 PM

Perhaps Bin Laden is now Schrodinger's Terrorist?

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 28, 2005 03:45 PM

And Fox says CNN can't get anything right. Proves anyone from any persuasion can get it right at least once every so many years.

Posted by: Carlos on January 28, 2005 04:46 PM

Or he could be a zombie.

Posted by: Kazmin on January 28, 2005 06:19 PM

I admit to being a hypocrite in that I would relish pulling out Osama's feeding tube...or putting a bullet in. Either way.

Posted by: BrewFan on January 28, 2005 06:56 PM
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