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January 28, 2005

One Of These People Is Not Like The Other. . . [Dave at Garfield Ridge]

The Controversy Du Jour, brought to you by the Washington Post.

Here's the best of the WaPo whining:

Cheney stood out in a sea of black-coated world leaders because he was wearing an olive drab parka with a fur-trimmed hood. It is embroidered with his name. It reminded one of the way in which children's clothes are inscribed with their names before they are sent away to camp. And indeed, the vice president looked like an awkward boy amid the well-dressed adults.

Is anyone else a bit surprised that it never crossed the minds of the editors at the Post to avoid the use of the phrase "the way in which children's clothes are inscribed with their names before they are sent away to camp"?

You know, when writing about an *Auschwitz* memorial?

My guess? He's wearing an Air Force parka. I strongly suspect that someone in his advance team screwed up, and forgot to pack his nice "solemn" coat. And it's not like there are a lot of people Dick Cheney's size, ready to lend a coat.

Of course, I'm sure the Vice President could've made the WaPo even happier by not showing up at all. Or, better yet, showing up *without* a coat-- and catching pneumonia.

Keep warm, Dick Cheney. Keep warm. . .

-- Dave at Garfield Ridge


posted by Ace at 11:47 AM
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RE: "One Of These People Is Not Like The Other. . . "

Dear Dave@Garfield,

In contrast to the travisty they call an article, I found this (interestingly enough) in the sameissue of the WaPo:

"On Campaign Trail, a Single Shot"

The subhead reads:
"Before Sniper Struck, Platoon Leader Was Encouraging Iraqis to Vote"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A42896-2005Jan27.html

Your H/T goes to Bill@INDC:

http://www.indcjournal.com/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/1491

The article is so good that I had to check the masthead to make sure it wasn't a blog. For once in a long time the MSM is showing us what it is capable of; unbiased contextual journalism. If you don't get a little misty-eyed and feel a little prouder, you are either a Deaniac or a rutabaga.

With Regards and Respect,
David Johnson
Medina, MN

Posted by: johnd01 on January 28, 2005 12:36 PM

I'm really shocked that so many are making so much out of what Cheney wore. It's really ridiculous, and detracts from the solemnity of the commemoration. I'd save all commentary for real differences of opinion.

Posted by: Chris Grant on January 28, 2005 12:40 PM

Have you considered that maybe an editor suggested the phrase?

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on January 28, 2005 12:41 PM

Yes, that's an Air Force- issue parka. I have one just like it (almost; no patches or name embroidered on it). I thought it was cool to see the VP wearing the same thing I wear when it's cold outside. At least I knew he was warm.

Posted by: Darth Cirrocu on January 28, 2005 12:47 PM

Whoa! That was sooo cool! There was a typo in my last comment, I started to leave a 'correction' comment, then remembered I can just go in and edit the comment.

This is far too much power for one man to wield! It's like I'm, like I'm...INVINCIBLE!

Wait, I just had an idea. No, no......

Must. resist. urge. to. edit. others'. comments. for. comedic. effect...

There. It passed.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on January 28, 2005 12:57 PM

Hey, I wonder what the leaders of the Palestinian countires were wearing. Oh wait, I'm sure none of them could find the time to make it today.

Posted by: D-Max from BuckeyePundit on January 28, 2005 01:24 PM

He 'forgot' his formal coat? Shows yet again the contempt these clowns show for the rest of the world.

When is the time for diplomacy, again? Did she say it was now?

Posted by: Adamant on January 28, 2005 01:29 PM

I just did a quick run over to Democrati Underground, and they're just *livid* at how disrespectful Cheney is, wearing that coat and all. The brown boots are part of the outrage, too.

Considering how disrespectful the left has been over the Holocaust (Bush - Hitler, Abu Ghraib = genocide, Guantanamo = Auschwitz), it's a wonder they were even able to switch gears that quickly without getting cramps.

Of course, if someone mentions that Cheney is an old guy with heart troubles, and that it's a bad idea to hang around in the cold when you have health issues like that, they just insist he shouldn't have gone in the first place (and we know what they'd say to that), or that he shouldn't be VP if he can't handle standing around in the cold for a few hours... the high temps in Poland have been well below freezing the last couple of days.

Posted by: cirby on January 28, 2005 01:34 PM

Usually given EXACTLY this same shot the yapping would be "Look, some of them are wearing FUR, where's my spraypaint!"


Note that there's people wearing _brown_. Do none of them remember the term 'brownshirts'? Are they showing solidarity?

Posted by: Al on January 28, 2005 01:46 PM

Adamant,

Better get that tinfoil hat adjusted. Its not a conspiracy, or an attitude, or anything else. Its just a coat. MoveOn already.

Posted by: BrewFan on January 28, 2005 02:27 PM

Haiku

Cheney shuns black
Sits with knitted hat
I weep in shameful solitude.

Posted by: Nickie Goomba on January 28, 2005 02:31 PM

That was very touching, Nickie.
(snif)

Posted by: The Weasel on January 28, 2005 03:08 PM

Judging from the article, the most important thing to the reporter was Cheney's clothing.

That says more about the reporter than it does Cheney, and what is says isn't nice.

Posted by: David R. Block on January 28, 2005 03:17 PM

I don't understand what the big deal is. Cheney is wearing what most people where to Packers games in January.

Wait......what was that? He wasn't at a football game? He was at a what? Ohhhhhhhh.......well.........ummmmm

Posted by: Ranger on January 28, 2005 03:46 PM

Actually, if Cheney were dressed for the Packers game, he would've been bare-chested with a big block of cheese on his head.

I'm unsure if that would be better the parka.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 28, 2005 03:51 PM

The only reason this article ran was because the Post hates Bush and everyone in his administration. Cheney is old and has a heart condition. He doesn't need to be sitting around in the freezing cold for long periods of time in a daintly little formal overcoat. Icy cold air can cause an angina attack and a cold could turn into pneumonia.

Just because Chirac is silly enough to sit around looking like the groom on a wedding cake is no reason for Cheney to follow suit.

Now, where can I get a coat like that?

Posted by: kimberley on January 28, 2005 04:05 PM

Well, he was sitting around at the Inauguration with a nice, formal coat on, wasn't he? Shoot, someone must have forgotten his parka that day.

Posted by: MyCountry on January 28, 2005 04:17 PM

MyCountry-- FWIW, the Inaugural Stage was heated.

http://houston.bizjournals.com/houston/stories/2005/01/17/daily17.html

And I'm still sticking with my original theory: somebody screwed up his clothes, and he had to wear what he had with him on Air Force 2.

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 28, 2005 05:51 PM

You mean to tell me his team couldn't find an overcoat when they arrived? All they had to do was make a few phone calls. What kind of an operation are we running here? This was a major commemoration. This is the VP of the U.S. for christsakes! I think Cheney was having a pissy day and told his staff "F-you, I'm not freezing my ass off". This is a plausible possibility.

Posted by: MyCountry on January 29, 2005 06:47 PM
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