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January 26, 2005

Ace Called Me (WuzzaDem)

Me
Hello

Ace
John, it's Ace

Me
Ace? Oh, Ace. How's it going?

Ace
Don't 'how's it going' me, what the hell's going on over there?

Me
What do you mean?

Ace
What do I mean? Did you think I wouldn't see that post you did with me brown-nosing Redford and Matthews?

Me
Hey, Jordan did part of that post.

Ace
I know, and it was the only funny part.

Me
Yeah, it was pretty funny, I like the part...

Ace
Can you explain to me why every link on my blogroll goes to your site?

Me
That was actually Dave's idea.

Ace
And I suppose it was Dave's idea for my donation button to direct people to your PayPal account?

Me
No, Zelda was the one who suggested that.

Ace
Now, you listen to me, John - wait, hang on a second.

(Ace talking in background)
You - I told you yesterday that I wanted a tight tuck - TIGHT. I was tossing and turning in those loose sheets all night. And you - I said Evian, not Perrier, you idiot! Do I look like some Perrier-swilling rube to you? I want my tip back from yesterday - come on, give it back! OK, now get out of here, both of you. I cannot work like this.

Ace
Look, John - I'm very busy here and I don't have time to babysit you. Now you just get everything fixed and do it now!

Me
I'll do it right now, Ace, and I'm really...

Ace
And change my password back, damn it!

Me
That wasn't me, that was Rob...

(Click)


Posted by John from Wuzzadem (But the post was Dave's idea, I swear it was)


posted by Ace at 05:06 PM
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Hey, don't drag me into this. . . I was too busy sending kissy-kiss emails under Ace's name to Wonkette.

Uh, someone better tell Ace he has the date with the backseat of a Volkswagen next time he's in Washington.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on January 26, 2005 05:39 PM

Hehehe funny!!!

Posted by: Zelda on January 26, 2005 05:58 PM

You better tell ace its gonna cost him at least $400 if he wants any of Wonketts Fahrvergnügen. And he might want to wear some gloves.

Posted by: the peoples amish on January 26, 2005 06:02 PM

The Perier; cute. More like Althouse. She likes to flaunt her wealth.

Posted by: Ron on January 26, 2005 07:23 PM

Ace, you got some loose sh*t going on back home... Dave is trying to change your logo to pornographic stick-figures and Washingtonienne and Zelda are dating... better give Redford his Ace of Spades HQ Shirt and leave.

Posted by: Man of Substance on January 26, 2005 07:23 PM

Ace? Who's Ace?

Posted by: Steve L. on January 26, 2005 08:29 PM

I'm dating the Washingtonienne? That's news to me. Hehhehe

Posted by: Zelda on January 26, 2005 09:19 PM

So, anyway, this monkey is toking some primo bud in a tree, and a lizard walks by, and the monkey invites him up. After a while, the lizard gets cottonmouth, and leaves to get a drink. He accidently falls into the river and a crocodile rescues him. When the croc hears about the monkey, he decides he wants to check him out. So, he goes and finds the tree, and the monkey looks down at him and says:

"DUUUUUUUDE!!!!! How much water did you drink?????"

Posted by: Dogstar on January 27, 2005 01:25 AM

Dogstar,

I'm either very tired or that was really funny. Or possibly a combination of the two.

Posted by: John from WuzzaDem on January 27, 2005 02:32 AM
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