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January 26, 2005
Can't Understand Your Professor? Get A Refund. [Say Anything]Its about time this was addressed (via Dakota Pundit). BISMARCK, N.D. - Students should get their money back if they can't understand lectures delivered with thick accents and quirky pronunciations, says a lawmaker who wants to outlaw unclear English in the classroom. I cannot begin to describe to you the frustration I felt when sitting in the back of my math class trying to understand advanced concepts being taught me in a thick Indian accent. What's even worse is when the instructor can't understand you when you're trying to ask a question. I paid for the education, seems to me I have the right to receive it in a way I can understand. And this isn't about "learning to deal with cultural differences." If I sign up for a math class, I want math. If I wanted culture I'd sign up for a humanities course. Of course, the university administrators are dead-set against this. Higher education officials said the measure is intrusive and would spur a flood of questionable refund requests. That's a good point, and the legislation does contain certain safe-guards against it being abused. Grande's legislation requires instructors to prove their command of English in an interview before they're allowed to teach. The measure also says teachers must be pulled from the classroom if 10 percent of students in a class complain about the teacher's speaking ability. As long as there is a sufficient amount of oversight and an appeal process to ensure that students aren't abusing it as the vice chancellor suggests, this is a perfectly common-sense piece of legislation that should be passed. [Cross-posted at Say Anything] posted by Ace at 02:24 PM
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What's so Ironic about that? Posted by: Rob on January 26, 2005 02:54 PM
Rob-- Did you see the Coen Brothers movie? Fargo-ites have a pretty distinctive accent. I used to know a guy from Fargo, and he really did talk like the characters in the movie. He now lives in Germany, and he has the same accent in German, which sounds truly bizarre. Posted by: utron on January 26, 2005 03:03 PM
Utron- I'm from North Dakota. I went to college in Fargo. I live right in the middle of the state. We don't talk like that. Well, maybe a little bit...but nowhere near what's depcited in that movie. Posted by: Rob on January 26, 2005 03:15 PM
My freshman year (1988-89) at a well-regarded research school that is part of the Univ. of California system, I had a few math, chem, physics professors with thick Indian and Russian accents. That year, there was a cartoon in the school's humor newspaper depicting a student sitting in class, glassy-eyed, as a professor (race indeterminate, opaque glasses, goatee) spouted frame after frame of mathematical symbols resembling a blackboard in a Gary Larson cartoon, punctuated by the word TREE at random intervals, and the student looked more and more confused. The hapless undergrad raised his hand and asked, 'Professor, I'm sorry, but could you please explain what TREE stands for?" Professor: "Vot? You don't know Tree?" "Von .... two ... TREE!" You wouldn't believe the uproar. For weeks, there was heated debate in the main campus paper over whether the cartoon was "racist" or not. Again, you couldn't tell from the cartoon what race the Professor was -- the drawing looked probably more like Lenin with coke-bottle glasses than anything else. ("He's a normal white guy like us!" - oh ... whoops.) No matter. To the PC crowd, it was racist just the same. Was there room for argument that the cartoon was a valid commentary on whether professors with nearly-unintelligible accents make good classroom lecturers for halls full of 250 freshman pre-engineering students? Not to the PC crowd. I think this episode of on-campus stupidity was one of the first things that provoked me to start questioning the silliness of the Left, and started me on my shift rightward. It came too late to prevent me from voting for Dukakis that year, but since the guy lost, I guess no harm really done by that move. Posted by: Alex on January 26, 2005 04:33 PM
Ummmm.... Utron? It's called Fargo because that's where the initial crime occurs, but most of the movie takes place in Minnesota , which is the origin of those accents -- and even there, more so in the country than the cities. My wife's from Minnesota, and Like Rob, went to college in Fargo (UND, right Rob?), and those are Minnesota accents, not North Dakota. Posted by: Brian B on January 26, 2005 04:35 PM
NDSU. UND is in Grand Forks. And North Dakota has pretty much the same accent as Minnesota and I still wouldn't say its as bad as the movie's. Posted by: Rob on January 26, 2005 05:56 PM
My TA for CS 211 was of undetermined origiin. From somewhere between the Horn of Africa and Viet Nam. Worrying about the fact that I could barely understand his responses to my questions led me to: 1. Make sure my questions were clear and simple. One of my proudest grades was the A I received from a class that was so large that it met in the auditorium used for student movies. Only five percent of the students received an A. And beyond the skill in learning top/down and bottom/up programming, I learned to have the patience necessary to get help from a man who knew how to teach...if you had the patience to learn. I used to hide my smirk when I heard other students complain about this particular TA. If you want to mope around looking for excuses, any one will do. Posted by: OregonGuy on January 26, 2005 06:39 PM
Excellent and very thoughtful points, OregonGuy. That is exactly the kind of useful discussion that never even got reached in the incident I cited at my university, because of all the noise that was made about the alleged racism / xenophobia that many perceived in the mere fact of someone's having raised the issue. There's some analogy to be drawn to the current brouhaha over the Harvard chancellor's having speculated on whether differences in the sexes may account for some of the low representation of women in the sciences. According to some of his critics, his even having speculated on it is evidence of bias. Posted by: Alex on January 26, 2005 08:06 PM
I once had a Physics professor who had such poor english that he could not understand us, never mind us trying to understand him. Whenever anyone asked a question, he would pick out one word he understood and talked about it, rarely answering what was asked. Of course, this is only my best guess of what he was doing, since I could only understand about 15% of what he said. Posted by: Tomp on January 26, 2005 08:31 PM
Furr and sex is den! is den! an Indian math professor I had in juco. Posted by: FrankReality on January 26, 2005 11:28 PM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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AI is doing a lot of the work in analyzing images to find the exact hiding place of the launchers. Counter-strikes are now coming in four hours after a launch, whereas previously it might have taken days for humans to go over the imagery and data.
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