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January 22, 2005

Black People Love Us!

Just about everyone on the Internet knows about this howlingly-funny site, but in case no one's ever sent the link to you, I heartily recommend you check it out.

A testimonial from one black woman who loves the fun white couple running the site:

Sally loves to touch my hair! She always asks me how I got my hair to do this. That makes me feel special. Like I have magical powers!

To those who would say we're not making enough progress in healing the wounds that still divide the races, I would just offer these stirring words from another black woman:

Sally always says things that make me feel special, like: "You're so cool, you're different, you're not like other Black people!"

I think I'm going to do my bit for racial concilliation and start paying similar compliments to the local black teenagers who throw beer-bottles and condoms filled with turpentine at me on a daily basis.

Sounds crazy, but it just might work!


posted by Ace at 05:38 PM
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Hey Ace,
Great link. Race relations sure have changed.They are much, much better than they've ever been in my lifetime. I think we talk about race too much. I think those problems are largely behind us... I just think we talk so much about it that we help to create somewhat of an illusion. I think we try to have good will. My old mom told me, 'Robert, you can't go to heaven if you hate anybody.' We practice that. There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time; I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much.

Posted by: robbie on January 22, 2005 07:40 PM

I'm pretty sick of talking about it too. I loved Ken Hamblin when he was on our local talk station. But what annoyed me was that nearly everybody who called wanted to talk about race. People have different colored skin. We get it. Enough already!

Posted by: PlacidPundit on January 22, 2005 11:14 PM

Oh, wow! Sen. Robert (Robbie) J. Bird reads Ace?

Posted by: julie on January 22, 2005 11:45 PM

I apologize for the characterization I used on this blog. The phrase dates back to my boyhood and has no place in today's society. As for my language, I had no intention of casting aspersions on anyone of another race.

damn julie, you are good! 3 for 3!

Posted by: Sen.Robert(amish)Byrd on January 22, 2005 11:51 PM
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