Three thoughts:

1) Does this mean that your well guarded anonymity is now out the window?

2) Are you going to broadcast with integrity, as the only important man in eight blocks worth of airwaves?

3) Don't choke and embarass us. You have to at least rise to the Wonkette!!! level of humor. :)

Looks like you can listen on line, as well as on 90.1 FM, probably within the town of Palo Alto only.

http://kzsu.stanford.edu/

They've got heart, at least on the homepage. Hope they've got integrity and conscious too.

Sweet sassy molassey! Did you see Wonkette's attempt at a marshmallow-man joke after the debate, with Tom Brokaw? Ace can do better than that with his brain in a cast.

I have significant radio experience. Some advice - don't step on anyone's words; when you do talk, have a soliloquy prepared; no prepared funny lines - you get nervous and blow them with bad cadence, and if the host doesn't laugh, your finished.

Last - no charts.

Someone should live-blog Ace's appearance. Maybe Allah or Son of Nixon or Dave from Garfield Ridge can step up to the plate here.....

Here it comes, Ace. I can smell that crazy blog money just around the corner.

Step 1: Appear on "Shark Tank" at Stanford Radio

Step 2: Crazy blog money

Step 3: Buy a ten zillion acre ranch complete with amusement park and petting zoo and become a hermit, emerging only to blog Larry King-level dementia on your gold plated website.

That's great Ace -- you've reached the AAA level of blogging stardom... not much longer till you're called up by the majors.

Alex fs: Forgot step 4 which is why the ACE ever does anything:

Step 4: Angelina Jolie rides ACE like a Big-Wheels!

Ace vs. American Idol.

Which will America choose?

"No charts" - I just got that... Heh!

I'm really going to explore the studio space.

Also, I'm really going to explore an extra dose of Klonopin and two or three Miller Lights.

Ace vs. American Idol.

Which will America choose?

I promise to be as mean as Simon Cowell.

And also, as gay-seeming.

Whatever it takes.

Ace:
Be yourself and you will do just fine. And careful with the klonopin, you don't want to slur your speech. If you get nervious while being interviewed on the phone, try standing. Heard it in a seminar and it actually works.

Great news! I will tune in over the internet. But it will be 2 o´clock at night here, when the show starts. So, you better be funny!

Holy shit, I just emailed everyone I know about the show. LOL - that rocks! Good luck Ace - just remember, if things start going sideways, and you have a hostile DJ or something, just start screaming "Don't make a fucking maniac out of me!!" - that'll win 'em over for sure.

LOL, fat kid.

What would be great is if Ace incorporated all his inside jokes. Imagine a "don't make a maniac out of me" followed by a paragraph with "when I blog, I slice like a hammer", followed by something like "When I find myself with a writing block, I just ask myself 'What would Kevin Spacey do'?"

Damn man, see-dubya has got some eclectic taste in music. Heh.

Senator Philabuster - I just sent a list of about 6 questions calling out a bunch of the inside jokes. ie. "When you move, how do you slice?" etc etc.

I should add they are, inevitably, questions that (when answered) *will* make a maniac out of Ace.

Oh man, I gotta figure out a way to record this...

Don't forget to wear clean underwear. I never knew why that was important but that's my grandmother's advice for any situation. She's rarely wrong. She's also the reason I haven't worn underwear since 1971. But if I was to wear some, you can bet your ass they'd be clean.

Ace--

I just wanna wish you good luck, we're all counting on you.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

" . . .we're all counting on you."

Oh, great, Dave. Make him *really* nervous.

Ace: Just don't act like Wally Cox. Not that there is anything wrong with that. ;-)

Ace, you may be a retard, but you're OUR retard. Have fun :)

/insert witty "Something about Mary" mongo reference here

Ace,

Remember why you got into this blog-crap to begin with---

You're funnier than Oliver Willis.

That's all you have to say.

That and some Margaret Cho jokes.

Am I the only one having unable to access the Standford radio website? I can't even get the Standford homesite.f

And, worse, I can't even type!

Every time Ace makes an Anka reference, drink.

Every time Ace makes a D&D reference, chug.

Hey Ace, is this going to be in your internet persona, or is the world going to learn your real name?

$5 says he sticks to "Ace". Then again, he just might pimp slap us with a surprise screenplay deal... guess we'll just have to tune in and find out.

heres the link for the live feeds page

See-dubya,

Are we going to get to hear you too?

Hey Ace, is this going to be in your internet persona, or is the world going to learn your real name?

Internet. Although I may insist on being called "Smitty."

Because that worked out so well last time.

BrewFan:
Thanks. Can't get that to work, either. Must be me. I may need someone to liveblog it!

Is this a call-in show?

Ace,

Yes, Stanford is in NoCal. It is liberal country, not quite Bezerkly-liberal, but watch your back.

Word.

And yes, not too much Klonopin and Miller Lights bro'. Does Dudley Moore in 10 mean anything to ya'?

BTW, I prefer Miller High Life, really I do. It's not the "Champagne of Beers" for nothing.

And lastly, as an experienced lecturer and rare-radio interviewee, I have three words for you...

Crazy.Blog.Money.

OK now kid, get out there and slice like a fucking hammer!

Conscious.

LOL.

Ace,

I forgot to mention this, the signal strength of KZSU is pretty weak.

I have been able to catch it while in San Francisco, but it is pretty much a local college-thing.

Good thing Albert Arnold Gore, Jr. invented the Internet!

Will Johnny Coldcuts make an appearance?

Just askin'.

Not Wally Cox. I'm thinking something along the lines of Flash Bazbo.
http://www.mp3.com/tracks/1193311/dl_streams.html

All,

I went to the KZSU home page, clicked on the live-feed page and got nothing.

I called the station and the kind person there told me that the Shark Tank will be live-streamed.

Has anyone else tried to listen on the Internet?

Just askin'.

I was listening to the wma feed. It did take 2 or 3 minutes to buffer up but once it started it was fine.

On kzsu 1 I listened to some crappy music and I am still waiting to access kzsu 2. Is there any difference between 1, 2, 3?

Brew Fan,

Roger that.

Good on you.

Julie,

Crappy?

How about super crappy!

KZSU2 and KZSU3 appear to have the same function as the 'Close Door' buttons on elevators :)

Ace,

I hate to keep interrupting, but, the music on KZSU is without doubt Craptastic!

So much so, that I think these are the worst songs I have ever heard.

Ever.

"I'm god, I made all this"

LMFAO

WMA 1 works.

If my retarded cat picked up a guitar and began to sing, and then got hit by a car, it would still sound better than this guy on now.

Ace,

They just mentioned your name!

!!

Right after they played, "I grew up in a Devil Town"

Which included the lyrics, "I am a vampire myself."

Conscious.

Who is going to live-blog this?

Don't make me do it.

'Cause I will.

Word.

Re: the Music:

For Julie and MeTooThen:

Crappy?

How about super crappy!

How about super-crap-a-crap-alistic-expi-crap-atrocious?

I worked at the campus radio station at Georgia in the mid-1980s, and we played some pretty suck-ass music at times, but this is really awful!

Brad,

"How about super-crap-a-crap-alistic-expi-crap-atrocious?"

ROTFLMAO!

You win.

Ace is gonna be the only one with integrity in that studio.

Even though he isn't *in* the studio.

Where's Joe?

MeTooThen:

I've never won a thread before. Cool!

Okay, if no one else wants to volunteer, I'll liveblog the thing. I've never done such a thing before, so cut me as much slack as you're going to give Ace. Or less, whatever.

And does anyone here know how to record streaming audio?

Sobek,

Strong work.

Where do we go?

Duh!

I'm slow, but I do good work.

Honest.

Folks, we DEFINITELY need to record this!

Remember, if you get in a tight spot, use the word "badger." You really can't go wrong with "badger."

Good luck!