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Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more!

Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade.

The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD]

TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast.

Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode
Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948."
Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul."

A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah
Another tribute

New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops

Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work

Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah"

No Allen wrench needed for once

Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme!

Whooah, CPAC got him?!?!

He was hard to book, given all of his current commitments, but CPAC landed the man of the hour!

New CPAC speaker drops

Trump unveils a new White House portrait

Tucker, MTG, and Tom Massie have fun with their new cardboard bestie

Iran welcomes its most cogent, best version of the Ayatollah ever

Ana Navarro, on Abby Phillip's show: the terrorists attempted an attack on the Muslim Zohran Mamdani
The usually-reliable Batya-Ungar Sargon is claiming this was an innocent mistake by Abby Phillip but Phillip did not correct Navarro when she lied about the target of the attack.

TJM definitively ranks all the Best Picture winners.

7th US Service Member Dies in Iran War [CBD]

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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

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The Dowd-O-Matic!

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Also to share links to potential publishing outlets, writing help sites, and videos posting tips to get published. Contact OrangeEnt for info: maildrop62 at proton dot me Cutting The Cord And Email Security Cutting The Cord [Joe Mannix (not a cop)] Cutting The Cord: It's Easier Than You Think [Blaster] Private Email and Secure Signatures [Hogmartin] Moron Meet-Ups Texas MoMe 2025: 10/16/2026-10/17/2026 Corsicana,TX Contact Ben Had for info	« Must-Read: How They Stole Wisconsin \| Main \| CPAC Credentials; Radio Appearance Tonight » January 18, 2005 Mr. Paul Anka: Still Kickin' It With Integrity Well, I had feared that Mr. Paul Anka's guest appearance on Las Vegas would be an embarassing cameo that sullied his reputation for substance on conscious. I'm happy to say I couldn't have been more wrong. Mr. Paul Anka played, fittingly enough, Mr. Paul Anka, The Only Important Character on That Show. He showed his acting chops as he helped promote a new burger being offered by the casino -- a sign read "Mystique Reinvents the Burger," which sounds like wonderful news to me. A bandleader called Gunther, who I must assume is a highly fictionalized version of Vinny Falcone, provided some delightful comic relief. Mr. Paul Anka sang a witty and wry re-working of She's Havin' My Baby: Havin' my burger What a lovely way of dressin' up a ground-beef pat-ty Havin' my burger One bite one taste and I'm certainly feelin' so hap-py They didn't fry it Or make it slo-o-o-ow They grilled up that meat with goodness sweet And cooked it just so Havin' my burger... What a lovely way to dress up a ground-beef patty... Spellbinding. I am pleased to report that Gunther showed no loose shit with the cut-offs, as the song ended impeccably. I assume he was watching Mr. Paul Anka, Mr. Paul Anka's arms, the instruments and the landing strip, all simultaneously, and with character and heart besides. For any who saw it, can there be any doubt that Mr. Paul Anka is back? I think not. posted by Ace at 03:00 PM Comments Did someone TiVo that show? If so, they should throw it up as a bit-torrent, I'd love to watch that. Posted by: fat kid on January 18, 2005 03:03 PM Ace, As a non-TV owner/watcher, this may be one of those rare times when I kinda-sorta would watch. The whole Paul Anka thing continues to grow, without too much irony, I might add. Hey, I have an idea. Maybe, Dan Rather could change his sign-off tag line from "Courage" to... Wait for it... "Integrity." No loose shit there, Dan. Posted by: MeTooThen on January 18, 2005 03:17 PM "Hey, I have an idea. Maybe, Dan Rather could change his sign-off tag line from "Courage" to... Wait for it... 'Integrity.' " I think that much irony would cause the CBS studios to implode into a black hole that would devour our world in an instant. Posted by: Brian B on January 18, 2005 05:03 PM Brian B. LOL! Posted by: MeTooThen on January 18, 2005 06:15 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Podcast: CBD and Sefton discuss the obvious incompatibility of Islam with free societies, John Bolton is a disloyal sleaze, The SAVE Act is in the muck of Senate RINOs, the crappy quality of anti-American propaganda, and more! Some people liked Candace Owens because she was a black woman who told hard truths about BLM and black criminality. But this was always a grift. She started out as a race hustler for a grift, then hustled race the other way to grift conservatives, and now she's back to being a race-hustler for the left again. Specifically, she is now claiming that people pointing out that she is legitimately low-IQ and can't pronounce half the words her AI-generated teleprompter script points out to her is racist and just Ben Shapiro's way of saying the n-word without quite saying it. You see, you can only say that black people are smart, and if you see a dumb one that doesn't know how to pronounce simple words while she poses as an investigatory journalist, you have to pretend she's actually smart or you're a racist. Weird, that doesn't sound very conservative, let alone "#Based," to me. To prove how much she hates racism, she then says that Ben Shapiro's Jew ancestors were masters of the slave trade. The Oscars: A celebration of thanking. Dave Barry nails it! [CBD] TJM has some final thoughts on The Oscars before Sunday's telecast. Ami Kozak: Every single Tucker Carlson episode consists of him claiming he didn't say the things he said in the last episode Also: this is the manipulation Tucker does that i hate the most. It's so cowardly. All he does is smear people (and Jews, generally), and then claim "I have nothing against [the person or group I just smeared.]" He'll even claim "I love [x], actually." Just again and again and again. It's all a lie, of course. A year ago he smeared Jews but added how beautiful he thought Israel was, and then two weeks ago, he said Israel is ugly as dog-shit and nothing beautiful has been built there "since 1948." Just got this email from Dracula: "I love Van Helsing, actually, he's one of my personal heroes, if I'm being honest. I will claw the heart out of his belly and bathe in his blood before the children of Babylon, but I have nothing but respect for Van Helsing, actually. Love is the answer. Except for the followers of the Christ whom I am commanded to turn into my dark army of Satan. And I totally don't worship Satan, I just think we should listen to both sides. Hugs and kisses, may Van Helsing burn in the blood-red fires of hell throughout eternity, even though I consider him a close and dear friend, Vlad called Dracul." A beautiful tribute to Cardboard Ayatollah Another tribute New CPAC Treasured Guest Speaker drops Putting that Ayatollah Standee to actual useful work Trump: Look at me, I'm the Ayatollah, ennnnnnnyah" No Allen wrench needed for once Cardboard Ayatollah recognizes that meme! Whooah, CPAC got him?!?! He was hard to book, given all of his current commitments, but CPAC landed the man of the hour! New CPAC speaker drops Trump unveils a new White House portrait Tucker, MTG, and Tom Massie have fun with their new cardboard bestie Iran welcomes its most cogent, best version of the Ayatollah ever Ana Navarro, on Abby Phillip's show: the terrorists attempted an attack on the Muslim Zohran Mamdani The usually-reliable Batya-Ungar Sargon is claiming this was an innocent mistake by Abby Phillip but Phillip did not correct Navarro when she lied about the target of the attack. TJM definitively ranks all the Best Picture winners. 7th US Service Member Dies in Iran War [CBD] Recent Comments Alberta Oil Peon: "Cuba’s Communist Party immediately throws co ..." TheJamesMadison, discovering British horror with Hammer Films: "26 Boss: hello Basiji: um, morning boss. Say, I ..." Archimedes: "Boss: hello Basiji: um, morning boss. Say, I' ..." rickb223 [/b][/s][/u][/i]: "Raúl Castro's grandson, Raúl Guillermo R ..." 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