Your anti-Mooreism has has now reached ridiculous status. What does his weight have to do with his policitial leanings?

John...Boo-Fuckin-Hoo! I think that Ace is actually going kinda easy on your hero, Fatty McManboobs!

You want to cry about a fat boy getting bitch slapped, go back and read some of Ace's earlier beat downs of O'dub Willis, aka Filet-O-Fish. Classic stuff!

That looks like the start of a mullet to me. Like "Where's my trailer park, Dude?". I guess he's working on a documnetary about the tank-top making sweatshops next.

I remember Henry Rollins having a song about something Mikey Moore does alot. Eating? No....Oh yeah, "Liar"!

Cause I'm a liar!
Yeah I'm a liar!
I'll tear your mind out.
I'll burn your soul.
I'll turn you into me.
I'll turn you into me.
Cause I'm a liar, a liar, a liar, a liar....

I'll lie again and again and I'll keep lying.
I promise.

My thought was James Spader meets John Goodman.

Bullwinkle,
I think it looks like a mullet, too. Dressing Michael Moore in a suit is like putting a pig in silk pajamas.

Micheal Moore, is fat, a liar and now seems to have a mullet. And i guess people choose him or is film because is a good representation of the american people.

Enuf with the fat jokes.

You are not worthy of my genius.

Say...does anyone know how I can get that nice Kevin Bacon in my next film?

Ummm...Kevin Bacon.

Wow, the man obviously needs some help. I suggest stomach reduction surgery.

And while the surgeon's tying his stomach off, perhaps he can do everyone a favor and tie off Moore's throat too.

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

Hey, what does it mean that I just sprouted wood? I mean, I'm still "all man, all the time" right?

To Michael Moore: How typically Liberal it is for the Peoples Choice awards to go to movies that are anything but the people's choice. Hollywood awards are meaningless, and you know you are fraud! But also in typical Liberal fasion, you've never cared about the truth anyway. This should've been called "Liberals Choice."

But the best was that he dedicated his win to "the troops".
Let's send him over to Iraq for a "victory tour"

Any of you losers ever bagged a dish like Rita Hayworth?

Being a fat genius auteur has its advantages, my friends.

Psst, Michael: Paul Masson is hiring.

That SOB really turns my stomach! Fame and fortune for proliferating discontent and sowing the seeds of failure, HE SOULD BE ASHAMED! But, he is not, thanks to his status as an educated FOOL! It is a pity that he may never understand that there is a difference between knowledge and wisdom and that it is possible to be an intelligent FOOL. It takes knowledge to build a bomb, it takes wisdom to know when not to use it. And, I guess, it takes a Michael Moore to make a bomb like Fare of Fright 9/11, unleash it upon others who are in the dark as to the nature of wisdom, bomb their sensibility, and then take pride in it.

May I vomit now?

Jesus, David Byrne has really let himself go.

The only thing missing is a bow for that pig.

Hey Moose, As a fellow ungulate I feel the need to remind you that he's doing pretty well financially for a fool. He's far from fooolish, he's getting rich off of fools. He's convinced liberals that he really cares and has a spot in his heart for the working man. His public socialist views aren't shared by his private bank account. Granted, it's not hard to fool a liberal, but you gotta admire such a blatant capitalist milking the very people they claim to be protecting and them not catching on. The money Lyingcrap 9-11 took in didn't go to the Kerry Campaign fund, so I figure he did us and himself a favor. We all know it's nothing but lies, and he should be exiled to France, but the resulting increases in average IQs in both countries would make them even snootier and us more hostile to them. In the name of world peace and the republican party, let him keep on lying and robbing the left of it's money and remember to hate him just the same. And remember, he's driven by greed, not principle, and someday if the democrats ever find an electable candidate he'll turn on them just as quick as he turns into Dunkin Donuts, anything for a buck.....

I think we're all forgetting that tv adds about 10lbs to you so in reality he is closer to 368.

Also, why isn't anyone protesting the fact that Moore is wearing a suit? An army of 10 year olds in Sri Lanka must have worked for months to produce enough material for that tent.

I think he actually looked better as a slovenly hog. Now he just looks like the Blockbuster employee who works on Saturday nights.

I dunno, he kinda looks like Evil Cartman, what with that goatee and all.

So much anger.
Why do you hate MM so much? If his movie is all "lies" and he is only cowtowing to liberals, why do you care?
Are you concerned that the braindead liberals are throwing money at the guy by watching his movie(s)?
I mean, if you know that his product is crap, and that the only people are eating his crap are the liberals, and you stand at political odds against the liberals, let them throw their money away. So what?

And as far as his weight is concerned, who friggin cares? How many of you people are fat too? Why don't some of you fatties go drop a few pounds and have your stomach stapled?

Last time I checked, Frances Ford Coppola was about 350 and making crappy movies, we should probably start throwing bricks at his house too.

"Orson Welles" (aka Michael Moore) said it all about what makes Michael Moore do what he does when he said: "Any of you losers ever bagged a dish like Rita Hayworth?" Just think about that, this guy sold out his country repeatedly and continues to do so just so he can "bag a dish like Rita Hayworth." This is a basic common motive of the Left, and something they share (along with hatred of the US) with Moslem suicide bombers. They are more evil than Caligula, who at least was obviously and COMPLETELY mad. But their judgment day shall come like everyone elses. And though everyone knows that "Vengence is mine saith the Lord" they always seem to forget the next three words of that sentence: "I SHALL REPAY." So enjoy it now while you can Mike, because God doesn't care about phony ratings and silly awards, but he does care about traitors who sell out their troops and their country during war just to "bag a dish like Rita Hayworth."

Uh-oh, widdle Ryan's feewings are hurt!

Let me call the Waaahmbulance, there Ryan.

After all, what did it matter that Goebbels was producing lying propaganda? It was only going to the stupid Germansof the 1930s, and they were so weak ater Versailles that they couldn't threaten anyone, right? It's not like the Germans of the 30's could round up all of the "untermenchen" and kill them, huh?

No, propagandists that muddy the waters of political debate don't do any harm at all.

You fool.

Bush's ties to the Saudis were/are a big problem and a hamper in the WoT. Thanks to fatbody Mike over there, the subject is all but undiscussable.

Even worse was his mendacious treatment of guns (a useful and necessary tool) and the Columbine killings.

Yeah, nobody needs to worry about the eating machine. It's not like "regular" Americans watch his lying filth.

Bwhahaha -

Micheal Moore, is fat, a liar and now seems to have a mullet

Bwhahahaa. MulletsGalore rules!!

Hahaha, you know you're on the losing end of a debate when you have to resort to insulting the physical appearance of a person.

Oh wait, I forgot, you're all supermodels.

Go ahead, flame away. I don't know any of you, so what do I care?

My feelings are not hurt at all. I don't buy all of MM's crap either. I only ask why the vitriol? That's it.

I won't compare him to a Nazi, and I won't call him a traitor either. Because that just isn't true. But I should expect your fat asses to lack the ability to remain objective.

Facts are facts

whatever writes "Hahaha, you know you're on the losing end of a debate when you have to resort to insulting the physical appearance of a person."

Ryan writes "But I should expect your fat asses to lack the ability to remain objective. "

I guess you're losing, Ryan.

And at a solidly-muscled 180, I laugh at your obvious projection of your poor body image. Too much stuffing over the holidays, boyo?

And if I wanted to equate Moore with an Nazi, I'd do so. There's a difference between comparing similar qualities of people (i.e. propagandists), and equating the people themselves.

Sorry you're so in love with your fellow fatbody Moore that you feel the need to defend him and link to his hysterically false publication directly from his website.

I wonder if Ryan is Mr. Fatbody himself. Putting on a few tons of cellulite, there, Ryan?

And thank you for not responding to my point on the dangers of propagandist garbage poisoning the debate.

Like a really fat Rex Dibble of "The Dan Patrick Show" on ESPN radio.

And the mullet... the mullet... just never goes out of style.

At least not when you're pitchin' for the World Champion of the World Cincinnati Reds, as Roberto says.

(This post only makes sense if you listen to the aforementioned ESPN radio show.)

To "whatever" (aka Michael Moore): Bullshit, you care or you wouldn't bother to reply, how typically Liberal to lie to yourself. You think we're all jealous of your fame and fortune, and of course we'd like some too. But WE are not willing to stoop to what you have done to get there. For YOU have God to answer to in the next life for what you have done. Oh and a newflash: not all sins go unpunished in this life either, fool. And I wouldn't trade places with you for all the Rita Hayworths on earth.

Moore isn't all that large. It's just the boxy tailoring of the suit, "Truque de U.P.S." from the Brooks Brothers Big & Burly collection.

> he should be exiled to France, but the resulting increases in average IQs in both countries

Heh!

I don't get all the Moore-bashing. I love that guy. He has done more to advance the Republican agenda than just about anybody. Yes, he is a loathsome phony- don't you think most people see that?

More Moore, I say. And whatever happened to Al Gore's idea of an unabashedly, openly liberal news network? I feel bad that never got off the ground.

I want these people to tell us more about what they think. More protests, more press conferences, more nutty conspiracy theories...

Not all that large? Moore is so huge that his hands don't even fall normally. Look at his left hand (the one without the award). The palm is facing backwards. In other words, he has so much back fat, it's forcing his arms to rotate forward. Now that's disgusting!

I don't think it's a mullet, though. I think it's the collar of his suit.

But, mullet or not, the back-fat-arm-rotation thing is enough for me to despise him. That and the fact that he's a lying Leftist sack of crap.

Man, that button seems to be holding on for dear life; it looks like a little kid clinging to his momma's leg on the first day of pre-school.

Looking at Moore after Jersey Matt's comment, I thought to myself, "He's so big, it looks like he's made out of two people." Then it struck me. Moore probably IS two people. Two scrawny, dirty hippies are inside, manipulating the controls of a giant lard-monstrosity. Kind of like the suits from MechWarrior. Except fat and doughy.

72VIRGINS wrote: "): Bullshit, you care or you wouldn't bother to reply, how typically Liberal to lie to yourself."

Hahaha, what a joke you are! You think I'm Moore? Because I laugh at you? Hahaha! I love how how trigger-fast you are to call anyone a Liberal. Please, learn a thing or two. Hahahahahaha, the best part was when you said you're jealous of my fame and fortune. Ahahaha...

I know it's tough that you don't have the real Michael Moore in front of you to bash (of course, we all know that you'd probably just stammer something stupid, maybe throw in the word "liberal" thinking you're the most clever person ever, and turn all red-faced), so I guess that's why you'll call anyone that. To vent.

Besides, we both know you're just pissed off that I'm right. Only when a person is losing a debate do they need to resort to physical insults.

LauraW I admire your enquinimity. Michael Moore stated that without Hollywood and the Leftist media on his side, John Kerry would've gone down to a worse defeat than he did. And I am afraid for once he is right. Though in the long run you are right, they are slowly but surely beginning to turn people off en masse, in the short term they are still a very real threat and continue to cause Bush and others to waste time and energy responding to their horseshit and encourage our enemies to keep killing our troops. Though their treason is becoming more obvious (and perhaps this is the price we must pay for defeating Liberalism) but its not going fast enough!

To "whatever": I don't care who you are asshole, I was speaking metaphorically about something you're too worthless to understand, you gutless child. In typical Liberal fashion, you lie and say I resorted to fat jokes when I didn't. And I'd like to know why it should warm you're heart to know that everyone would like a bit of fame and fortune, is this really news to you? The important point which you completely missed (again in typical Liberal fashion) is this: there are things some of us simply will not do to get there. And yes, I know how ridiculous mentioning God sounds to all you Liberals, but you shall be reminded on Judgement Day, no matter who you are.

Thanks for the religion lesson, teach. I kinda remember Jesus saying, "love thy neighbour," but I guess you slept through that one, huh? Of course, in typical IDIOT fashion, you're completely clueless about that which you try to talk about. Fact is, I don't hate anyone, even you. You, on the other hand, hide behind the "liberal" name-calling.

Also, you might want to try reading what I wrote. I stated that people who are on the losing end of a debate resort to using physical insults (you know, because their "argument" can stand on its own). I not once quoted you as doing so. So, please tell me how I'm lying with respect to this?

Oh wait, I forgot - in typical Idiot fashion, you've already got your mind made up on anything, regardless of what's true or not.

Thanks for missing the point on, um, everything. I guess if that's a liberal trait then, well, we know what you are, huh?

Just like Michael Moore you ignore the fact that I never once used fat jokes and keep repeating the Big Lie that I did. Read the transcript asshole! It ain't there. Another sleazy Michael Moore tactic, you ignore my points completely, don't address the facts or the truth and then claim I've ignored yours. You are incapable of truthful argument, proving you are a Liberal to everyone who reads this.

Are you completely fucking clueless? I stated in my last post:

"I stated that people who are on the losing end of a debate resort to using physical insults (you know, because their "argument" can stand on its own). I not once quoted you as doing so. So, please tell me how I'm lying with respect to this?"

Please tell me how I'm repeating this BIG LIE, dipshit. Maybe YOU should read the transcript, because I didn't once refer to YOU. Please show me where I did, detective.

Oh, wait, why don't you call me a liberal once more, you dumb fuck. Apparently, a liberal is someone who calls 'em the way they are. Or one who backs his facts up.

Fuck, as a conservative, I'm ashamed to have you in my camp.

Its true that when you attack someone's appearance, you're not really addressing the issues.

But come on now. Fat jokes are funny. And the fact that Moore is fat in addition to being a lying windbag, is uproarious.
I mean, DAMN. The guy scolds the US for hogging the world's resources!

HELLO MCFLY !!

Zeus, it wasn't in defence of Moore. I abhor prejudice.

I'll tell you how asshole, in your 4:25 post you wrote 4 paragraphs to me and said at the end: "We both know that you're just pissed off that I'm right. Only when a person is losing an argumnet do they resort to physical insults." Then you looked it up and noticed that I hadn't and tried you bullshit disclaimer, while ignoring the real point: that Michael Moore is a low down scumbag who'd sell out his own country in time of war.

To" whateve:" I invite bloggers to read the record and especially the post of "whatever" at 4:25 PM and see for themselves if this guy did or did not try to make it sound like I had used fat jokes, when I had not. Then read his post of 5:44 where he reiterated that he hadn't and still never answered my points beyond name calling. This moron calls himself a conservtive? I think not, he tells half truths and selective quotes that add up to a BIG LIE and keeps insisting on it. How very much like Michael Moore.

Ok, time to hand out ding dongs and twinkies.

michael moore will keep on crankin' out his work as long as he's relevant. he's every bit as sleazy as been stated and then some. he's nothing more than an over priced snake oil salesman. there's a book -michael moore is a stupid fat white man - and it discusses all the tricks he used to craft a product to fit the view he wants made. he's not honest. if one's hero is someone of this caliber - oh well. my friends [all liberal/dem] get agitated at the idea that bush won and i just roll my eyes and giggle

Drew Carey's been dieting. Two of him could fit inside Moore. (Is it a cheap shot to call Moore fat? Youbetcha. Is it as bad as all the Bush=Chimp jokes? Nope: no one can possibly dispute that Moore's obese.)

I had hoped this would happen last night, but apparently Moore only cares about majorities voting against people when the people aren't him.

Uh, 72VIRGINS, how about if I fucking go through paragraph-by-paragraph so your peanut brain can understand, though I doubt you will.

"Hahaha, what a joke you are! You think I'm Moore? Because I laugh at you? Hahaha! I love how how trigger-fast you are to call anyone a Liberal. Please, learn a thing or two. Hahahahahaha, the best part was when you said you're jealous of my fame and fortune. Ahahaha..."

Well, no mention of you attacking Moore's physical appearance there. Unless you're pulling a John Nash on me. Of course, what I did state was true, in that you're lightning quick to call anyone a liberal. But hey, you're an idiot, so what can I expect?

"I know it's tough that you don't have the real Michael Moore in front of you to bash (of course, we all know that you'd probably just stammer something stupid, maybe throw in the word "liberal" thinking you're the most clever person ever, and turn all red-faced), so I guess that's why you'll call anyone that. To vent."

Here, I stated that you were probably venting that you didn't have the real Michael Moore to bash. Now, you can bash someone in many ways - their intellectual capabilities (such as what I've been doing to you for several posts now), their physical appearance (hmm...still don't see you doing that here), their taste in music, their ethnicity, their love life, etc. So, yet again, NO mention of you bashing Moore in a physical appearance sense.

"Besides, we both know you're just pissed off that I'm right. Only when a person is losing a debate do they need to resort to physical insults. "

Again, no mention of you bashing Moore's physical appearance. I stated a person would resort to insulting someone's physical appearance if their argument couldn't stand on its own. I stated this because I was speaking in a general term. That's right, in a GENERAL sense, you farsighted fuck. It was a statement about a previous comment I made at 1:23. Do I need to draw you a fucking map?

So please, oh great seer of text not written, tell me, tell all of us, where I perpetrated this BIG LIE, you stupid, clueless, fucking waste of bandwidth.

You are so full of shit! Let's see, "you are a fat, disgusting piece of shit who's only mad because he knows he is losing the debate. Only when someone is losing the debate does he begin lying." Notice I never said you were lying.

This clown has more time to dick around than I do for tonight. So adeau Liberal asshole, I'm sure we'll meet again.

Heh, clearly you can't admit that I never said what you claim (or now, wish) I did. The fact I gave you ample and direct proof seems completely wasted on you, but, like I said, what did I expect.

Although, you're now proving my point. I mean, you're NOW calling me "fat" and "disgusting" (neither of which is true, mind you, but that's besides the point). I mean, you recognize that you've lost and you're attacking me in a physical-appearance sense. Clearly you don't have facts, so you resort to any kind of desperate method you can muster. Oh, I could also state that:

"When a person realizes that he's lost, he starts to make up shit. When pointed out with proof that he makes up said shit, the person will either attempt to put words in the other person's mouth, or leave like a sissy."

Of course, the person in these examples, is you.

You couldn't back up what you said, and now you're pissed. Too fucking bad for you. Hahahahaha...ahh, picking on you is like shooting fish in a barrel.

You lose.

Oh, and sorry, you lose again in trying to call me a liberal. The fact you're an idiot and I'm proving it doesn't make me a liberal. But it does make you liar.

Anyways, I'm sorry mommy sent you to bed. Maybe I'll see you on here tomorrow?

The comments to this post are asinine. Do none of you see what you're doing?

Whatever is a fan of MM's. Leave it at that.

Invoking Michael Moore in any comment thread has the effect of Godwins Law. Every time. Never fails.

P.S. If you dont know what it is - look it up for a good laugh.

And "whatever", if you feel like picking fights, go check out Two-Four, I think you'll like Billy.

That guy kicks ass and doesn't even bother taking names.

And one final comment, what's the point of the back-and-forth, everybody knows Ace has the biggest penis here, I mean shit, it IS his sandbox. *shrugs* Do you guys really want him to shut comments down? If not, then behave. :P

what's he holding, a tnt suppository?

"Beseides, we both know you're just pissed of that I'm right. It hurts to be a fat, disgusdting, smelly Liberal." By your argument I never called you a fat, disgusting, smelly Liberal, nor did I ever call Michael Moore a fat, disgusting, smelly Liberal and so haven't lost the argument. And I shall end on you words you said at 1:23 and my reply: "So go ahead, flame away, I don't know any of you so what do I care?" Bullshit, you care or you wouldn't bother to reply. How typically Liberal to lie to yourself.

Exactly. In your most recent post at 9:58 this morning, you spoke in general terms when you said "It hurts to be a fat, disgusdting, smelly Liberal." I saw no mention of my name, and couldn't conclusively say if you were talking about me or not (though, not being any of those, I'd ordinarily assume not). This is what I did when I made my comment at 4:25 yesterday, yet you assume I was talking about you. I simply stated that you were pissed because I was correct in the assertion that only when people are losing a debate do they need to resort to attacking the physical appearance of a person.

However, you DID call me "fat" and "disgusting" when you wrote:

"you are a fat, disgusting piece of shit who's only mad because he knows he is losing the debate." You wrote that at 8:33 p.m. yesterday. Which, as I stated from the VERY BEGINNING,

So, no, you're wrong and you lose again. In fact, you continue to lose by trying to put words in my mouth that weren't there. It's the only way you think you can win, and you're sticking to it like glue.

I'm sorry you're so fucking stupid to realize how fucking stupid you are. I PROVED to you in previous posts that I never alleged that you made that specific comment (though, since then, you have, and have proved my case in spades). Upon realizing this, you tried to put words in my mouth and see things that aren't there (nor were they ever). Maybe you only read what you want to read. Either way, I went paragraph-by-paragraph as to what I wrote, and showed you clear as fucking day what was said. You then couldn't accept it, and started to make shit up. How fucking typical for a person losing an argument to do.

Oh, and please keep calling me a liberal. I find it incredibly amusing how you always have to resort to that. Maybe it makes you feel better at night after mommy has tucked you in that you called someone that big, bad L-word.

Again, as a conservative, I'm incredibly embarassed that a nitwit like you is in our corner.

Oh, and I truly don't care what you (or anyone here) thinks of me. I just enjoy pointing out how wrong you are and watching you make a bigger ass out of yourself.

The conclusion of that third paragraph should have read:

"Which, as I stated from the VERY BEGINNING, is a charateristic of someone who can't let the merits of their arguments stand on their own."

72Virgins,
Drop it already. You clearly aren't reading what "whatever" is writing.

I really don't see the point of these "You said... no I didn't" type arguments.

Ace, there is only one logical way to settle this:

whoever can make the scariest voice on the microphone of my old "Skeletor's Castle" is the winner.