Jennifer Anniston has... well, you know

The most prominent chin this side of Jay Leno?

I don't care about Anniston. All I know is Ben Affleck better get away from Jennifer Garner.

Update: Did I say "he"? I meant "she." Of course I meant "she."

Jerry Falwell hates you. And Rodan. (what, you didn't know he was gay?)

I now know who "Ace" is!!!!!! Only one man could have written that update.

Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the real "Ace"....Simon Crowell.

I wouldn't mind some sloppy seconds with Jen, but then I heard that Brad ended the marriage with a Cleveland Steamer.

By the way, the sculptor is 'Rodin.' The Tokyo-Crusher is 'Rodan.'

Jennifer Aniston on the market but Heidi Klum taken off the market by Seal. A poor tradeoff.

With that chin, she looks more like Mothra than Rodan.

Heh
I liked Monica better.

First of all, Hawk, I heard it was an Upper-Decker.

Secondly, stop, you guys are killing me. As if you wouldn't all immediately drop to your knees in front of Jennifer Aniston. And don't try to claim after the fact that you were being ironic. :)

My evil plan is coming to fruition! I move one step closer to being the guy nailing Jennifer Anniston.

Just a half billion or so more to go.

Actually, latest media reports indicate Pitt chili dogged her after she poorly performed a rusty trombone maneuver. This will be listed on the divorce documents as "irreconcialble differences"