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"What are we supposed to use, harsh language?"But maybe even that would be forbidden by today's angry liberals, Private Frost.* Liberals keep deliberately conflating tough, psychologically-oriented methods of breaking terrorists down with actual torture; when they can't call something torture, they say "tantamount to torture," as if we're not supposed to notice that "tantamount to" sort of modifies "torture" there. Wrapping a terrorist in the Israeli flag is now "torture," apparently. Give. Me. An F'n' Break. Wrapping a terrorist in the Israeli flag is using his own psychosis against him. There's some intended mental pain there, certainly, but this isn't exactly cutting off fingers, now is it? *More Loose Shit! I'm told Hudson didn't say this, but rather the younger black guy (Private Frost) who gets killed pretty quickly. Loose shit, I know. But then, it's Anything-Goes Hawaiian Shirt Gonzo Friday. posted by Ace at 10:19 AM
CommentsActually, it was Pvt. Frost, "Frosty", who said the line in your title, not Hudson. Great movie though. "Yeah, but it's a dry heat!" Posted by: Benjamin on January 7, 2005 10:33 AM
You're kidding me. Hudson didn't say that? Oh, man, if I've blown two in one day... loose shit. Posted by: ace on January 7, 2005 10:34 AM
You've got three days, Ace. D'you hear me? ONE WEEK. Posted by: Rocketeer67 on January 7, 2005 10:39 AM
hahahah... I just noticed that, re-listening to the tape. Three days, then one week. At least he gave them MORE time, not less. Posted by: ace on January 7, 2005 10:43 AM
Sullivan: The very definition of loose shit. Posted by: Allah on January 7, 2005 10:43 AM
Thanks for the link. I want to be clear - I am against what I consider to be torture: the physical abuse or harm of individuals in U.S. custody, whether detainees or persons of interest or whatever. But the harsh reality is, we need information from these people. Sooner rather than later. Aside from the humanitarian case torture, real torture produces suspect information. I'm reminded of Reservoir Dogs when Chris Penn says (about the cop tied to a chair) "If you beat this asshole long enough he'll tell you he's the goddamn toothfairy but that don't make it so." (or something close to that.) We need effective methods of coercing these guys to talk in a manner that produces reliable information. Whining about flags and insults doesn't help or even begin to address the real issue. Posted by: Rant Wraith on January 7, 2005 10:46 AM
Allah, Who is that guy? He looks familiar. Posted by: ace on January 7, 2005 10:52 AM
He's the only important one in front of that sign. Posted by: Allah on January 7, 2005 10:57 AM
You're kidding? Anka? Is that photo-shopped? Posted by: ace on January 7, 2005 10:58 AM
Allah? That Allah? I thought you fell off the face of the earth. What happened to your blog? Did you retire or something? Posted by: Rant Wraith on January 7, 2005 10:59 AM
Ace -- Here's the source image. Rant Wraith -- I'm back at my old Blogspot site, but I won't be posting regularly. Posted by: Allah on January 7, 2005 11:22 AM
"A first-hand sworn deposition!" THE VIRGINS are giddy with laughter! You Americans are so incredably stupid and your Liberals like Andrew Sullivan are such amazing traitors. In Islam, lying is acceptable against your enemy, words are mere weapons to be used against your enemy and Moslems lie without even thinking about it. And your idea of "torture" is laughable! Isalm knows how to torture someone. Watch the Nick Berg video and see what a dull knife hacking and sawing slowly through his neck until his head finally comes off does to someone. Now THAT is torture, Islamic style. ALLAH AKBAR!!! Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 7, 2005 11:41 AM
Whatever happened to sodium penathol (sp?). Seriously - instead of torture why don't we just drug the shit out of these guys. Alternatively, just wack 'em up on so much acid they thing they're a purple elephant. If that doesn't work, we can at least release them knowing they won't be shooting at any more US soldiers any time soon. Posted by: fat kid on January 7, 2005 11:58 AM
I think its perfectly OK to exploit the problem that Muslims have with pork. Don't feel like talking, Achmed? You get several slices of crisp delicious bacon hidden in your falafel. Now how could anybody call that torture? For heaven's sake, bacon is delicious. Posted by: lauraw on January 7, 2005 12:15 PM
Bacon tastes good... Pork chops taste good... Here's the best plan. Don't torture prisoners, because you might get bad info, and you have to put up with liberal whining. Instead, plant a tracking chip in their skin and let them go. You'll get all the information you want. Posted by: Sobek on January 7, 2005 12:48 PM
Yeah, I've wanted to do that follow-the-rat thing for years. Can we actually do that, tech-wise? Seems you'd have to have a very small chip giving off a fairly strong signal. Posted by: ace on January 7, 2005 12:55 PM
Ace, yeah they actually experimented with that in Mexico and other latin american countries where hostage-taking is prevalent. Turns out the hostage takers could scan for the chips, then just cut that apendage off. So, I guess one might say it backfired. Plus, if that ever came out, the terrorists would just be summarily executed if they ever went back to their "cells", or they'd have a predetermined plan to run to one of our allies to raise our suspicions. net net net - if it's being done we're not gonna hear about it for any number of reasons. Posted by: fat kid on January 7, 2005 01:36 PM
"What the hell are we supposed to use, man? Harsh language?" You bleached out all the color, my brother. Posted by: George Gaskell on January 7, 2005 05:26 PM
Fat Kid--that's a great argument for planting the chip in the terrorists' head! FWIW, I was corresponding with a friend over there with a little minor responsibility about a similar sort of plan. He said he liked my idea, but his resources were just too thin to implement it. Might be true, might have been a polite blow-off. Posted by: see-dubya on January 7, 2005 11:25 PM
And i suppose that playing STAR AND STRIPES FOREVER or UNDER THE DOUBLE EAGLE or THE NAIONAL ANTHEM will be tourtore to liberal panies brought up on dumb songs like MUSKRAT LOVE or AGE OF AQUARIUS? what a bunch of whinning little whimps Posted by: mad heron on January 8, 2005 09:58 AM
Violent jihad or holy war against unbelievers. Murder, stealing, torture, slavery and rape against unbelievers is acceptable if couched in terms of jihad. Christians and Jews allowed to live in Muslim dominated lands provided they pay a special tax and accept their status as second class citizens. The status of polythiests is tenuous at best, they will eventually be eliminated either by persecution or death. My dear brother, please read Chronicles of Islamic Wisdom. Here are a few excerpts from the book of one of Islam s' supreme "A man can have sex with animals such as sheep?s, cows, camels The most important information to know about Muslims,is that they will smile to your face and cut your throat from the back. I'm so scared i have a wart on my cock. Is it a cocksucking muslim ? Posted by: wrs on January 23, 2005 07:27 PM
Wow, I'm glad I live where I live, CANADA! Posted by: Zero on January 31, 2005 08:58 PM
Im not sure I understand... do you hate muslims in general, or... Arab Muslims... Because there is... or what I belive to be, a slight distinction... Posted by: Eagle... on January 31, 2005 09:09 PM
coin operated boy Posted by: Candy on January 31, 2005 09:13 PM
you may as well draw upon your magic... Posted by: ? on August 2, 2005 10:11 AM
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