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January 05, 2005

The Peter Pan Guy Is Back... And Creepier Than Ever

Yeah, this guy, the one who's spent large spans of his adult life dressed up in Peter Pan garb.

As they say in Star Wars: "I've got a bad feeling about this link."

Thanks to Ken Wheaton, who updates his previous UN coverage to note that there's nothing to worry about anymore-- they've got "assessment teams" in there to assess the damage now, and "coordination teams" to coordinate the assessment teams, and legions of Estonian hookers to lap-dance the coordination teams while they swig champagne bought with US tax dollars.


posted by Ace at 02:46 AM
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I saw him at Olive Garden a couple weeks ago. He was in costume and everything, and his wife was with him.

Posted by: Kazmin on January 5, 2005 04:23 AM

But what about the dolphins? Female dolphins mind you.

Posted by: Midaz on January 5, 2005 09:07 AM

My eyes! My eyes!

Thanks for the gob-smackingly vile link. Now, I won't need my coffee.

Those images will haunt me for the rest of the week.

Posted by: Embittered Redleg on January 5, 2005 09:42 AM

Check out the ballerinas on the wall. Look at the sunburn on the fat chick in the bottom photo. Look at his friends, for Christ's sake.

Is there anything better than laughing at others? I think not.

Posted by: spongeworthy on January 5, 2005 09:52 AM

Ace,

Creepy?

Ick.

That doesn't even begin to describe this guy.

Posted by: MeTooThen on January 5, 2005 10:32 AM

Ooohhh, Estonian hookers are the best bang for the buck.

As far as Peter Pan goes, as a coworker of mine says, once the Feds are done with Michael Jackson, they should go after this guy.

Posted by: ken on January 5, 2005 11:36 AM

I laughed so hard I think I cracked a rib.

Posted by: Mikey on January 5, 2005 01:13 PM

And with all those outfits he still can't find a woman? Sad.

Posted by: Iblis on January 5, 2005 03:38 PM

Maybe it wasn't his wife, but there was definitely a woman his age with him at Olive Garden two weeks ago.

Posted by: Kazmin on January 5, 2005 04:40 PM
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