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January 03, 2005
Media Smackdown: Jim Pinkerton vs. Tucker CarlsonI'm a partisan here, because I kind of like Jim Pinkerton -- especially given his constant and enthusiastic promotion of blogs, and not just the three or four that always get named -- and I always kind of didn't like Tucker Carlson. I don't know why. The bowtie, maybe. He just always rubbed me the wrong way. And he didn't seem like much of a conservative... he seemed like the sort of conservative trying to get hired by the New York Times, if you know what I mean. Always willing to tell the Establishment what they want to hear, even while keeping his conservative credentials (barely) in order. Anyway, Pinkerton slapped him around pretty good on this Saturday's Fox News Watch, generally a terrific show to watch ten minutes of when you're trying to fall asleep. The put-down was delivered better than will come across in print. It was so contemptuous and dismissive. I loved it. PINKERTON: My nominee for worst pundit performance is Tucker Carlson... Ouch! Smugness without gravitas, upward mobility without ratings... And you know for anyone in the media business-- it's the last clause that stings the worst. He went on to talk about the overrated Jon Stewart making fools of Begala and Carlson, which I'm not sure I completely agree with -- Stewart is a paid TV clown, whether he likes it or not, whether he believes his own press clippings about being a "real journalist" now or not, and when someone says "Make me laugh, TV Clown," he ought to make with the funny -- but I still like the beginning of the insults. Update: The Colossus thinks Tucker is just George Will lite, which I think is a disservice to George Will. He makes a good point, though. The bowtie thing? When Raj from The Apprentice is using the bowtie as a signal to say "I belong to an earlier age, the age of Captains of Industry and Teddy Roosevelt," it's fair to say that the bowtie affectation has jumped the shark. Now, maybe Tucker should get himself a cane and bright red shoes. posted by Ace at 02:30 AM
CommentsSo what you're really saying is that Tucker Carlson is the Alan Colmes of the Right. Posted by: rw on January 3, 2005 05:22 AM
What really bugs me about The Daily Show is that high school-age kids will watch it and think that they are "informed" and "politically conscious." Posted by: Kazmin on January 3, 2005 06:36 AM
Ace, I think your dislike for Carlson colors your impressions of the Pinkerton quote. If that was a slapdown, it was delivered with a limp wrist. If you'd like to contrast Carlson wtih Pinkerton, ask yourself who's filled with his own importance? OBTW. Calrson bitch-slapped Stewart on the show ("Be funny, John, be funny!"). And Stewart has prodigious talent, although his show became unwatchable as he and staff became shills for the Dims. Posted by: Norman Rogers on January 3, 2005 07:31 AM
In the world of Liberal pundits being right is secondary to being politically correct. I can remember writing letters to PBS radio about that great blowhard of the Left, Daniel Schorr. I pointed out that his great prognostications for the last three years had all been wrong, and wishing I had the kind of job where I could be wrong so much of the time and it wouldn't matter. Come to think of it, I need to start my own blog. Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 3, 2005 10:16 AM
On Tucker Carlson, I have to agree with something Ron and/or Fez said on their radio show, which is that wearing a bow tie is appropriate for only two occasions: 1. Getting married, and 2. Serving ice cream. Posted by: David C on January 3, 2005 11:18 AM
Does Colmes think he's a republican? Or is he supposed to be the retarded sidekick to Hannity? Posted by: Dianne on January 3, 2005 12:25 PM
I like that comment, Tucker Carlson=Alan Colmes. Good analogy. I saw Tucker with Jon Stewart on the television when Stewart said his infamous "stop it, you're hurting the country" line..... and it was really Jon Stewart that was seriously lacking gravitas as he often is. I don't pay attention to Tucker, there are many more, brilliant and worhty pundits out there, in print and on the tube. Posted by: Vladimir on January 3, 2005 12:50 PM
The end of this post touches on something that has been bothering me the last couple of weeks. Posted by: Jersey Matt on January 3, 2005 02:27 PM
I saw Pinkerton's critique of Tucker Carlson and it was delightful because it was an acid-tongued work of art. And everyone there knew it was devastating, and true, so they cringed at it....sort of like someone throwing a phosporous grenade in a cave and all of a sudden there is this screaming Al Qaeda guy tumbling out enveloped in flames. Horrible, yet righteous. Carlson is the fresh, empty Repblican face who regularly gets buffalo'd by Democratic hacks...draws rotten ratings...yet seems to advance in Media Stardom..as opposed to Allen Colmes who is also regularly buffalo'd by conservatives, but seems sincere, plays a good foil, and helps the ratings. But who will never be the Next Big Media Star that Carlson was being groomed by PBS and NBC to be before Pinkerton napalmed his ass. As for Crossfire, remember it started with some thoughful exchanges on 60 minutes with Point/Counterpoint. But Crossfire is pure schlock....no discussion, just hacks shouting past each other...and Jon Stewart showing up and doing an adroit takedown move right in the Crossfire producers homecourt will be remembered as one of the great moments in elevating TV. (And I don't care if Stewart is Democratic or not. He did millions of Americans interested in bona fide discussion of issues a real service.) Posted by: Cedarford on January 3, 2005 03:07 PM
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