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January 03, 2005

The 40 Most Obnoxious Quotes of 2004

Not sure why Cheney's "F--- you" to Pat Leahy is here, but there are lots of good ones, like:

"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids. Water is necessary, and then generators, and then food, and then clothes." -- Teresa Heinz Kerry instructs volunteers packing donations for "hurricane relief efforts in the Caribbean".

"The Dixiecrats meet again in New York. Now they're called Republicans." -- Andrew Sullivan

"OK, I'll predict that the rapture's coming and you and I, Chris, are going up, and all these hypocritical conservatives who tell people not to do stuff but then they get caught doing are not." -- Maureen Dowd on the Chris Matthews show

"I don't fall down. That son of a b*tch knocked me over." -- John Kerry on a Secret Service who got in his way while he was snowboarding

Oh, what a horrid year.


posted by Ace at 01:37 PM
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I have no love of MoDo, but I must admit my reading life would be much less interesting without her. Technically speaking, she's funnier than Margaret Cho--just unintentionally.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on January 3, 2005 01:50 PM

Now you've done it Unabrewer. Ace is gonna have to settle the following question:

Who is the funnier (or the least not-funny) of the two: MoDo or MoChow?

This is sorta like the question of the irresistable druken force meeting the unmovable overweight object.

Let the debate begin!

Posted by: senator philabuster on January 3, 2005 02:09 PM

"Republicans don't believe in the imagination, partly because so few of them have one, but mostly because it gets in the way of their chosen work, which is to destroy the human race and the planet."

Man, that is the response I'm going to use from now on when I am asked why I vote Republican. Low taxes, personal responsibility, self reliance, strict constitutionalism, faith in the free market? Nah, I am an automaton programmed to destroy humanity, like the Terminator, but without the accent or the muscles.

Posted by: Alex on January 3, 2005 02:13 PM

"Clothing is wonderful, but let them go naked for a while, at least the kids." Whoooa! Guess I missed it, but did Her Highness the Empress Teraaazza actually say that?

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on January 3, 2005 03:09 PM

I can live with most of those comments. They can be blamed on partisanship, or ignorance, or insanity. But the woman who aborts two healthy babies so that she doesn't have to shop at Costco is just plain evil.

Posted by: Master of None on January 3, 2005 03:28 PM

I suspect throwing in Cheney’s suggestion that Leahy go pleasure himself was meant to be some sort of bipartisan nod. No question, though: a lot of very good stuff there, some of it even better than Moore’s “Minuteman” brainf@rt. Tim Blair had a similar list, but much longer. (I always screw up the links, so just go to his archives for Dec.23.)

Is it just me, or is political discourse in this country skidding downhill on some sort of rhetorical luge run? Another decade of decline like this, and we’re going to sound like a yapping pack of Legally Huntable Sub-Helots.

Posted by: utron on January 3, 2005 03:31 PM

Tereza did say the thing about clothing, and after sitting through a total of almost eleven days of no airconditioning after the three hurricanes that hit us, I'd have to say she was on to something.

When the air temp and humidity are both in the middle 80s or higher, clothing is *bad*.

Posted by: cirby on January 3, 2005 06:21 PM

Cirby: so that was you! Now I know who to send the photographs to.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on January 3, 2005 06:44 PM
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