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December 20, 2004

Joe Wilson's Fantabulous Year

Football Fans For Truth gets last licks on this preening ponce, taking note of how much fame and fortune he's gotten for his, ahem, "bravery."

I can't figure out what the hell a picture of Keira Knightley's fabulous midriff is doing at the end of the article, but then, I'm at the age where I've learned that sometimes it is better to not argue and simply say "Thank you."


posted by Ace at 05:36 PM
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Keira looks like she could use a couple of cheeseburgers. Lets be honest!

Posted by: BrewFan on December 20, 2004 06:57 PM

if you re-read the article, he got to hang out with her

Wilson was feted at parties. He dined with Warren Beatty and Annette Bening. He was on Letterman. With young, rising actress Keira Knightley

PS you need to make your comments window bigger if you're going to put a blog ad in there.

Posted by: Kevin on December 20, 2004 07:59 PM

Joe who?

Posted by: Iblis on December 20, 2004 09:20 PM

It's a brilliant traffic device. One I should probably try since I haven't posted all weekedn. I'm sure folks looking for pictures of Keira and others like her (perhaps less skinny) draw more traffic than an instalanche. Let's face it, the most brilliant post of all time won't draw nearly as many viewers as say, Lindsey Lohan's breasts.

Try it Ace. Rename the site "Lindsey Lohan Nude" and see what happens to your traffic rankings.

Posted by: SteveL on December 20, 2004 10:32 PM

No no, he should rename it "Nude Lindsey Lohan Pundit".

Speaking of which, Elyse Sewell has a blog. And it's pretty good.

Posted by: someone on December 21, 2004 02:27 AM

Re: Keira Knightley needs a couple of cheeseburgers, Lindsey Lohan needs to skip a few cheeseburgers.

Posted by: Dr. Fager on December 21, 2004 07:34 AM

Keira is just right--screw the cheeseburgers.

Ah how I love her.

Posted by: Beck on December 21, 2004 09:50 AM

If instincts could speak, men would hear a girl's flat tummy say, "I'm not pregnant--yet! Come inside and stay awhile!"

Posted by: Scytale on December 21, 2004 11:19 AM

Gotta agree on the cheeseburgers for Keira (tho I'd have said sammiches). She looks emaciated. Almost as sexy as a marathon runner.

that said, in the right circumstances, i'd hit it.

Posted by: hobgoblin on December 21, 2004 01:24 PM
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