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December 06, 2004

What Happened to Viktor Yushchenko's Face?

Alarming News links to a doctor opining in the Daily News-- and poisoning is not ruled out. The words "dioxin" and "Agent Orange" appear prominently.

If you're going to take a shot at the king, boys, you'd better not miss. If Yushchenko wins the real election -- as we all hope he does -- there's going to be some payback, and I, for one, am not going to complain too loudly about it.

A Second Opinion: Ken J tips that Code Blue thinks it might be Rosacea, covered in thick make-up. He says his wife is in the skin care business (and I believe him) and thinks it could be a very severe case of acnaic Rosacea.

I don't know what any of those words mean, either. Still, I guess I should note their are plausible explanations apart from poisoning.


posted by Ace at 03:02 PM
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No kidding. As political tactics go, this is about one step above kidnapping your opponent's family.

But the silver lining is that at least it wasn't trioxin. Now THAT stuff is bad news.

Posted by: Guy T. on December 6, 2004 03:07 PM

CodeBlueBlog (http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/) is thinks it's Rosacea covered with makeup. My wife is in the skin care biz and says it could be a severe case of acnaic(sp?) Rosacea.

Posted by: Ken J on December 6, 2004 04:59 PM

As someone with experience in the skin-care industry, I think I can say rosacea is very unlikely to be the explanation. Rosacea does not occur that quickly, does not affect your skin quite that horribly, and certainly does not make your eye droop. The degree of mottling he exhibits now could not have been previously covered without huge amounts of makeup, which itself would have been noticeable.

I'd say 10:1 he was poisoned by something exotic and untraceable.

Posted by: TallDave on December 6, 2004 05:22 PM

Here is the most seriously fucked-up before/after picture I have seen outside of a Kurdish village.

http://edition.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/europe/11/25/yushchenko.ailment.ap/

Something very bad happened to him.

Posted by: TallDave on December 6, 2004 05:28 PM

I don't want to mess with anyone in the skin-care industry; however, rosacea can come on in a torrent, be explosively disfiguring, and no one says it is making his eye droop.

If you say 10:1 he was poisoned by something exotic, I'm willing to bet you $20,000.00 -- given those odds -- that you are wrong.

First, NOBODY poisons ANYBODY anymore -- what is this Napoleanic France? Did you ever see the Sopranos poison anyone? No. Why not? Becuase it's much easier, more reliable and more effective to drop a piano on someone's head, or shoot him in the ear, or pack him in a crate with frozen chickens and chop him up for mulch...but poisoning? And if you were a secret agent for WHATEVER spy frat, wouldn't you use a poison that KILLED the victim? Or were they purposely trying to create the corrugated potato-head look just so he'd lose the election on his ruined telegenicity?

Vikto Yushchenko drank too much vodka. This gave him pancreatitis. Alcohol (even one drink) can create a cataclysmic outbreak of rosacea; and, in this disabled state he contracted a virus which left him with a Bells Palsy.

But don't take my word for it. Read it at the sources:

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/11/csi_medblogs_th_1.html


http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_na.html

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_th.html

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_me.html

They're all good.

And remember: don't drink the water...

Posted by: CodeBlueBlogMD on December 6, 2004 09:57 PM

CodeBlue:

Where's my $2000?

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,3-1393172,00.html

As to why poison: Think about it. The goal is to kill/injure him without anyone knowing he was killed/injured. Dropping a piano on a guy might work for a skell in Brooklyn, but this is a major political figure. As posts like yours demonstrate, poisoning leaves a lot of doubts.


Posted by: TallDave on December 8, 2004 10:46 AM

Dave...Dave...Dave...

But did it work? Did they kill him? And if they had, where do you think the Dioxin trail would have lead directly back to??

When a piano falls on your head it's a tragic accident.

When someone feeds you apocalyptic megapoisons (that stay in your tissues for MONTHS I might add) that's a plot.

So were they trying to let the world know that they are sleazy (incompetent) corrupt and perfidious hosts at Viktor's dinner that night?

Be careful with your money.

Posted by: CodeBlueBlogMD on December 8, 2004 10:56 AM

Blue... Blue... Blue...

I didn't say they were particularly competent poisoners, just that he was poisoned. Note that his opponents immediately claimed he had herpes.

When a piano falls on a major Ukrainian politcal figure's head, it's a major investigation that may lead to civil war.

Leaving aside your lurid adjectives ("apocalyptic megapoisons?" really, now), it's not that difficult to poison a public figure. And if you're surprised to see this in a former Soviet republic, you don't know your Cold War history.

Please be careful with my $2000.

Posted by: TallDave on December 8, 2004 11:06 AM

I don't want to mess with anyone in the skin-care industry; however, rosacea can come on in a torrent, be explosively disfiguring, and no one says it is making his eye droop.

If you say 10:1 he was poisoned by something exotic, I'm willing to bet you $20,000.00 -- given those odds -- that you are wrong.

First, NOBODY poisons ANYBODY anymore -- what is this Napoleanic France? Did you ever see the Sopranos poison anyone? No. Why not? Becuase it's much easier, more reliable and more effective to drop a piano on someone's head, or shoot him in the ear, or pack him in a crate with frozen chickens and chop him up for mulch...but poisoning? And if you were a secret agent for WHATEVER spy frat, wouldn't you use a poison that KILLED the victim? Or were they purposely trying to create the corrugated potato-head look just so he'd lose the election on his ruined telegenicity?

Vikto Yushchenko drank too much vodka. This gave him pancreatitis. Alcohol (even one drink) can create a cataclysmic outbreak of rosacea; and, in this disabled state he contracted a virus which left him with a Bells Palsy.

But don't take my word for it. Read it at the sources:

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/11/csi_medblogs_th_1.html


http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_na.html

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_th.html

http://codeblueblog.blogs.com/codeblueblog/2004/12/csi_medblogs_me.html

They're all good.

And remember: don't drink the water...

Posted by CodeBlueBlogMD at December 6, 2004 09:57 PM


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Well, you win that one then. pay up fatso!

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