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December 04, 2004
Vote For Ace!Well, I jumped out to an early lead, but now that more people are voting, Allah is quickly moving up to pass me. Let me say that I love Allah. He's been one of the biggest supporters of this stupid moronblog from the start. And, when I was just about to give the blog up back in March or so, he got me to keep blogging, by promoting me, and getting me once again interested in the ever-elusive promise of crazy blog-money. (Actually, I don't know if I'm actually grateful for that or not. But anyway.) Despite my warm regards for the Wellspring of Wisdom, however, I want to win, damnit. Let's face it, Allah is well-known and well-established, and still gets more hits than me, despite the fact that, you know, he hasn't posted in approximately sixty-six million years. I think his last post involved a very unflattering photoshop of a trilobyte. Note: I know this is annoying, but this is how Wizbang set it up: you can vote once every 24 hour period. posted by Ace at 12:14 AM
CommentsI was a big fan of He that Photoshops above all. But I can't see how one can be eligible in a year with a two month hole in it. If you recall, I long ago bestowed upon Ace the title, Creator of Worlds when Allah went Nietzsche. Posted by: Dear Johns on December 3, 2004 03:47 AM
Seriously, Shouldn't Allah be in the "best blogs that aren't blogging" catagory? Two months in blog-time is like twenty dog-years, which is... um, you get the point. Go, Ace! Posted by: Jack Grey on December 3, 2004 04:06 AM
Been there, done that, your turn. Posted by: SondraK on December 3, 2004 04:33 AM
i voted--Ace is kicking arse Posted by: on December 3, 2004 04:48 AM
Off-topic Story about the Culture Clash: Tonight, I brought the family over to a TV ministry located in Costa Mesa, Ca. called TBN which puts on a large Christmas light display outside. It turned out not to be open but we did get to drive by their life-size Nativity. There were numerous signs asking not to touch and even orange cones put up around it. This did not stop a Middle-Eastern and obviously muslim family (the mother was wearing the whole cover your face thing and the father was clearly Arabic) from standing inside the cones with a camera while their child climbed inside the Manger and posed next to the swaddled Christ for a snapshot. This is an Evangelical ministry, mind you. I am Catholic myself, but I respect their beliefs and enjoy the effort they put into their display. But I wonder what the muslims would think if my family held up an image of Mohammed for a quick photo in front of a Mosque in Mecca. Excuse me. I mean what would muslims think about it just before we were shot. Posted by: Dear Johns on December 3, 2004 04:59 AM
You can thank Allah for a lot of traffic, especially mine. But I think it's pretty safe to say he's given up blogging. He hinted 2 months ago that after the election, he didn't want to do it anymore. Posted by: Moonbat_One on December 3, 2004 09:05 AM
I've exersized my right to vote!! as has my extended family! Posted by: gothpunkr on December 3, 2004 10:38 AM
I was a great admirer of and frequent donor to Allahpaundit. Sadly, I have been informed he will probably not be posting again. I do not know why. He was a huge talent and will be greatly missed. Posted by: TallDave on December 3, 2004 12:55 PM
Agreed, Dave. Kidding of course Posted by: lauraw on December 3, 2004 12:57 PM
You'll always be tops with me, Ace, even if Allah returns to us. So I've voted for you today and yesterday. If Allah communicates with you, let him know he's missed. Posted by: Dianna on December 3, 2004 02:40 PM
And just what, precisely, is in it for us? (Other than the whole Eternal Gratitude thing or some Cool Title like you bestow upon donors.) If it's something of monetary value, I've voted for you twice so far. If it's not...well, I've voted for you twice so far. Later, Posted by: bbeck on December 3, 2004 08:46 PM
OK I voted for you by default since Allah ain't around no more. So what's the story there, again? Posted by: Allah ain't in the house so... on December 3, 2004 09:54 PM
Hey Ace, if you're going to be a vote whore, do it right. Put a link at the top of your page like everybody else does. I'm still trying to figure out how to "enfranchise" a few extra votes for you. Mike Posted by: michael dennis on December 4, 2004 12:29 AM
Not to be a schmuck about it, and thus mess with Mr. Aylward's fine effort, but voting more frequently than daily is quite easy. I don't want to queer the metrics completely, so I'll leave it at that. Posted by: Patton on December 4, 2004 01:32 AM
You know, if Allah wins, maybe he'll come back. Oops, did I just say that out loud? Posted by: Tleilaxu Master on December 4, 2004 01:38 AM
Thanks for all the continued support, guys. This may be a dumb award, but for some moron reason I'm desperate for it. I've just been stuck at a certain level for so long (and lately losing traffic) that I just think I need some additional exposure to keep me interested in my idiotblog. Posted by: ace on December 4, 2004 01:40 AM
I personally think, given the history of this site and those of us who are somewhat aged yet enlightened children of the 80s, the Anthem must come from "Streets of Fire" or at least be written by Jim Steinman who arguably wrote every rock anthem that got stuck in your head in the 70s and 80s. Hell Meatloaf's Steinman hit "Two out of Three Aint Bad" has some workable lyrics. You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach... I mean really we addressed the empty promises of the liberals about entitlements. Anwar is no city street. And John Kerry was no Caddy at the bottom of that DNC's CrackerJack Box. And Bush certainly never tried to be something he was not. Just my observation. Plus, Meatloaf was a Rock God. Posted by: Jennifer on December 4, 2004 01:41 AM
Ace, if Allah were around, you'd have some serious competition. But he's not. I'll keep him blogrolled out of respect for his eternal greatness, but I think the vote has to go to you. Incidentally, Allah's the one who got me reading you in the first place, in case you cared. Posted by: Sobek on December 4, 2004 02:39 AM
If Allah were around, I might not have any competetition, because he'd be up for Best Overall Blog. Posted by: ace on December 4, 2004 02:46 AM
Good luck Ace! Posted by: rakmjn1 on December 4, 2004 03:40 AM
Ace, it's been said before, but I'll say it again. Lost traffic doesn't count at this point ... because everyone peaked for the election. I voted for you ... I loved Allah, but how do you vote for someone not blogging? Someone should have stopped him during his crazy debates blogging. Killed the joy or something. Posted by: Carin on December 4, 2004 09:16 AM
Ace, as far as recognition goes, for what it's worth I think you were quoted by the very snoot New Criterion magazine a while back: http://www.newcriterion.com/archive/23/oct04/notes.htm They don't credit you or anything, but they talk about bloggers referring to the 'legacy media'. I know that's an old term, but you were the only one I saw using it during Rathergate. Posted by: sd on December 4, 2004 01:30 PM
Ace, your appeal falls short because other bloggers have raised the grovelling bar. There's some serious whining, begging, bootlicking, stroller-kicking and downright Monica-ing going on right now and being heard above the din might take giving away free tee shirts, or an intense campaign of planting trackbacks and linked comments on, say, the top 5,000 blogs. You may need to put on your Jacques Chirac hat to pull this one out. Posted by: Lastango on December 4, 2004 01:37 PM
Oh, how quickly they forget. Posted by: on December 4, 2004 03:12 PM
Got nothing to do with merit. It's time to make like Joe Trippi and just win, baby. Yeah, it'll be ugly, but remember what George Patton said about losers. Later, Ace can say "mistakes were made" and call for us to move on. Best of all, we can look forward to his piece explaining why the blogosphere misunderstands Dan Rather. Posted by: Lastango on December 4, 2004 03:52 PM
I've voted for you every time it said I hadn't already voted for you! Posted by: Donna on December 4, 2004 06:51 PM
YOu got my vote. IN spades. Posted by: avenueBalum on December 5, 2004 09:33 AM
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