Michael Moore should be a guest on TV shows.

After all, he is the head of the Democrat Party. And he is the best man to represent the looks, ethics and sex appeal of today's Democrats.

So I take it Oliver returned your calls regarding the "Ace and the Fat Man" vehicle?

So I take it Oliver hasn't returned your calls regarding the "Ace and the Fat Man" vehicle?

Oliver has return my phone calls and the vehicle will be named "Jake and the Ace"

I'd throw my support behind any of these shows if I could play the sinister, Machiavellian puppet master who always seems to be involved in the worst kinds of cover ups and conspiracies. While the bumbling duo would foil my every plot, I'd always be a few steps ahead of them and avoid my just desserts.

And what would be the explanation for my brillaint scheming intellect? I never earned a degree at a liberal arts college.

Of course, I'd insist that I have a signature of some kind. A character trait that would make me seem both cool and dangerous at the same time. Something decidedly un-PC.

Just call me The SUV Driving Man.

James

I dunno, I kinda see Kos as the weasely little prick from Internal Affairs whom nobody likes nor trusts.

Would most of the cases examined on the show eventually prove how 1970s typewriters actually could produce MS Word documents? Keith could also probably crack the case of the Florida Dems who voted for Bush, and they could finally send Old Man Diebold up the river!

Only if they can get George Soros to do guest appearances as the disembodied voice of Charlie.

Good morning, Angels. . .

Cheers,
Dave at Garfield Ridge

We'd need a Colonel Decker type, who shows up just as they solve the case and flee back into the Los Angeles Underground. Or maybe they just walk into Moore's apartment building and the Colonel Decker guy gets stopped by the doorman.

Maybe Hugh Hewitt could play him.

ALL REPUGLICKINAZI'S WILL ROT IN HELL

buSHITLer BUTT SNIFFIN NEO-CONARTISTS OWN BIG
SUV'S TO MAKE UP FOR THEIR SMALL DICK CHENEYS!

Michael Moore is a Saint Jude. He sheds light on a hopeless cause, hopelessly, with passion. I fantasize of a Republican reality show where we actually could watch knuckleheads, like the new director of the CIA, speak for themselves-like with Moore's tape on Leno- thinking none of us are watching. You know, to see who these blokes really are. Then I'd whip out the popcorn and study the poor twisted bastards who still feel some neurotic compulsion to support their "leaders" and munch in the face of hyserical lying and disassociation and whatever other Coulter-esque madness these die-hard Bush voters conjure in order to live with themselves.

Mimi: What kind of obsessed nutjob responds to a post six weeks old? Oh, yeah. That nutjob be you. And since you're obviously not American, who gives a shit what you think of Bush. Wanker.

There is no great genius without some touch of madness.