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November 17, 2004
Bush Pardons Two Thanksgiving TurkeysThis is when I start to get mad at Bush for being a squishy faux-conservative. Look, these bastards knew what they were getting into. Do a man's crime, do a man's time. Let 'em dangle. The bleeding hearts will read this as some sort of a victory. I'm more concerned about these blackhearted fowls' next victims -- and there will be more victims, of course. Can Bush "pardon" them, I wonder, once they're found raped and butchered in an auto junkyard? I think not.
It's a white turkey, by the way. What kind of message does this send? I'm sorry, but that's just the way I feel. I'm a lunatic with a keyboard. posted by Ace at 02:48 PM
CommentsWell. . . . . . At least it's not a chicken. Posted by: Frank Black. on November 17, 2004 03:18 PM
I grew up on a turkey farm (my dad still owns and runs it). So his livlihood depends on turkeys being eaten. I find this lack of concern for my father and our family disheartening! Doesn't President Bush care if my parents eat or not? Why is he placing the well-being of the turkey ahead of my family's exsistence? And trust me, you don't won't the white turkeys in your neighborhood. They are ruthless (well ruthless may not be the word for it, more like...stupid.) By the way, of course the turkey is white. That is all you ever eat if you buy turkey from the store. Only wild turkeys are brown. You can eat them as well, but you pretty much have to hunt and kill them yourself to eat a brown turkey. So eat more turkey and help my father eat a healthy meal. Posted by: BlueDevils on November 17, 2004 03:22 PM
I question the timing. Posted by: Sinbad on November 17, 2004 03:31 PM
Ace-- I echo Frank Black's point-- Bush choking the chicken would be a bad thing. BTW, if you care: CNN reports on the WORST TOYS OF 2004, and I've suggested my warning labels for them. http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/11/worst-toys-of-2004.html Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 17, 2004 03:33 PM
I know everything is bigger in Texas but really...choking the 'turkey'? Posted by: BrewFan on November 17, 2004 03:34 PM
BrewFan...too funny! (Insert lame "you owe me a keyboard!" comment here.) I think the Islamofascists will see this pardon as a sign of weakness. Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on November 17, 2004 03:59 PM
Actually, I hope Bush can do as much for our Marine in Fallujah who bravely protected his team and a stupidly ungrateful reporter. Posted by: Joan of Argghh! on November 17, 2004 04:03 PM
The Thanksgiving turkey pardon is too predictable. Just once, I'd like to see a President refuse to pardon the turkey(s). Pronounce them dinner. Put a little suspense into the Thanksgiving pardon proceedings. Posted by: Cedarford on November 17, 2004 04:05 PM
Watch for an article any minute now by Mike Allen in the Washington Post, with the stunning revelation that the turkeys in question are not destined to be eaten after all. Posted by: Alex on November 17, 2004 04:46 PM
Make that, "were not destined to be eaten in the first place." Makes more sense that way. Or not. Posted by: Alex on November 17, 2004 04:56 PM
"It's a white turkey, by the way. What kind of message does this send?" LOL Did ODub get ahold of ace's keyboard? Posted by: hobgoblin on November 17, 2004 05:30 PM
I reckon those fuckers are plastic. Posted by: David Gillies on November 17, 2004 05:31 PM
Bush then turned around and said "Gimme some steak" Posted by: Chrees on November 17, 2004 07:05 PM
I would prefer a highly covered 5 month trial of the Turkey(s) ending in several jurors being weeded out until the most conviction friendly configuration of jurors can be found. Then it would...
Posted by: Dear Johns on November 17, 2004 07:57 PM
Geez, they've been doing it for 56 years or so. Sure it's stupid, but so is tax money for crack whores. Posted by: GregS on November 18, 2004 11:03 AM
Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732 Posted by: on December 15, 2004 07:06 PM
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This is super-obscure and I only barely remember it. Given that, I'll give you the hint that it's by the Red Rocker. And I guess you think you've got it made Oh, but then, you never were afraid Of anything that you've left behind Oh, but it's alright with me now 'Cause I'll get back up somehow And with a little luck, yes, I'm bound to win Now twenty people will tell me it's not obscure, it was huge in their hometown and played at their prom. That's how it usually goes. When I linked Donnie Iris's "Love is Like a Rock," everyone said they knew that one and that his other song (which I didn't know at all) Ah Leah! was huge in their area.
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In a paper published in the Astrophysical Journal Letters, a team of scientists announced the detection of dimethyl sulfide (along with a similar detection of dimethyl disulfide) in the atmosphere of an exoplanet called K2-18b. This is actually the second detection of dimethyl sulfide made on this planet, following a tentative detection in 2023. He means they tried to prove the signal was caused by things other than dimethyl sulfide but they could not.
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
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A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
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