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November 16, 2004
Chris Matthews: Terrorists "not bad guys especially, they're just people who disagree with you"Unbelievable quote on Matthews last night. Matthews committed a gaffe as defined by Mike Kinsley-- accidentally revealing what you really believe. VERBATIM TRANSCRIPT-- ACE OF SPADES EXCLUSIVE (as far as I know) Speaking to Col. Ken Allard, Ret., about the shooting of the playing-dead terrorist, Matthews calls a terrorist an "enemy soldier," and is immediately uncomfortable with his belligerent, warmongering terminology. He thus begins to walk back the cat from the hateful term "enemy," employing a series of increasingly-charitable euphemisms for "enemy terrorist killer": MATTHEWS: Well let me ask you about this. If this were on the other side, and we were watching an enemy soldier-- a rival, I mean, they're not bad guys especially, they're just people who diagree with you; they are in fact the insurgents figthing us in their country -- if we saw one of them do what we saw our guy did to that guy [the playing-dead terrorist], would that be worthy of a war-crime charge? Kind of a leftwad variation of Glenn Reynolds' "They're not anti-war, they're just on the other side." Now terrorist murderers are "just people who disagree with you," sort of like the guy at the end of the bar who claims that Steven Young was better than Joe Montana. Let us sum up. The terrorists who hide among civilians, murder civilians, behead civilians, hang civilian contractors trying to get the power running, etc., are, in Chris Matthews estimation: 1) mere "rival[s]" 2) "not bad guys especially" 3) "just people who disagree with you" Has any prominent commentator on the left so clearly given away their worldview, despite their best efforts to hide it? They simply do not accept that terrorists are necessarily "enemies" or even "bad guys." They're just people "who disagree with you." None of this is to defend what that Marine did. That's a separate issue. I'm only making a point here about the left's rather latitudinarian views on Third World murderers. If their skin is a little swarthier than the typical Anglo-Saxon, or they wear colorful native dress, they're to be given a pass on all that silly Rules of War/respect for human life stuff. They're not killers. They're not terrorists. They're not monsters. They're always just "people who disagree with you." And it's our fault we haven't done a better job of "communicating" with them, so we can have some "closure" on our various "disagreements." As Ann Coulter observed in a slightly different context: The heart of this disagreement seems to be that they want to slaughter us and we don't want to die. Thus our perpetual, mutual "cycle of violence." I've said it before; I'll say it again. The left treats internal political opponents as enemies to be opposed with all tactics short of war (and sometimes even those), while external hostile enemies are treated as fellow-citizens with whom must resolve all issues peaceably. Or else it's something close to murder. Matthews isn't guilty of the first prong of that formulation -- that's Daily Kos territory -- but he's definitely a proponent of the second. Thanks to JohnD. Update: Over on Hugh Hewitt, Lawrence O'Donnell provides a defense for Matthews. He claims that Matthews could have been speaking, hypothetically, about a more "normal" enemy, a law-abiding one, like, I don't know-- last enemy we faced that strictly observe the Rules of War when fighting us was the Nazis, oddly enough. So that his point wasn't to say that the terrorists were "not bad guys especially," but that if a Marine did plug a normal enemy who wasn't a "bad guy especially," it would be a war crime. But check out the end of the quote. He finishes off, still apparently talking about the "enemy soldier," as an "insurgent fighting us in their country." So it seems to me he's talking about the Fallujah terrorists, not some hypothetical future Marquis de Queensbury opponent. posted by Ace at 03:54 PM
CommentsMatthews is a shameless cocksucker. He and Terry McAuliffe are my two frontrunners for Cocksucker of the Year. I am pondering an award on my site for it. :) Posted by: Jennifer on November 16, 2004 04:00 PM
Ace- I think you may be misreading this. It looks to me like Matthews is speaking from the point of view of an Iraqi insurgent, role-playing, and when he says "rivals, not bad guys," etc. etc., he's describing an American soldier. The passage as a whole seems to me to make more sense when read this way. Posted by: Matt on November 16, 2004 04:08 PM
Nope. He then calls them the "insurgents, fighting you in their own country" immediately after that language. Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 04:13 PM
Just think of Asshole Matthews as a troll who has a TV show. What's vexing is how they conceal his tinfoil hat, cause they never take them off. Posted by: The Old Coot on November 16, 2004 04:42 PM
if we saw one of them do what we saw our guy did to that guy [the playing-dead terrorist], would that be worthy of a war-crime charge? Gee Chris, I'm guessing they would skip right over their non-existent UCMJ, not collect $200, and hack away on the US soldier's neck and spinal cord with a dull sword. Kind of like they are doing at every opportunity anyway. Now that Scott Petersen is history, MSNBC and CNN need something else to beat into the ground; Abu Graib didn't have enough staying power. Maybe if enough people quit watching they will get the hint. What a spineless tool. Posted by: capitano on November 16, 2004 04:45 PM
"insurgents fighting us in their country" I had no idea Fallujah had been annexed by both Jordan and Chechnya, based on the majority of "insurgents" we've found beheading actual Iraqis there. Oh, and I guess Iran must own the South of Iraq too. Posted by: on November 16, 2004 04:57 PM
Why wouldn't you defend the Marine? Posted by: Joshua Chaberlain on November 16, 2004 04:57 PM
"insurgents fighting us in their country" I had no idea Fallujah had been annexed by both Jordan and Chechnya, based on the majority of "insurgents" we've found beheading actual Iraqis there. Oh, and I guess Iran must own the South of Iraq too. Posted by: Axolotl on November 16, 2004 04:58 PM
Why wouldn't you defend the Marine? It's not that I wouldn't, it's that that's not the point I'm making. I'm making an entirely separate point, and I don't want it to get confused with the question of the Marine's conduct. I don't think there's anything wrong with Matthews' question "Wouldn't this be a war crime if committed by the other side?" One can have several answers to that -- and those answers are very fact-sensitive, and right now we have few facts -- but the question is fair and does not demonstrate a pro-enemy bias. On the other hand, characterizing terrorists as "just some people who disagree with you" does demonstrate a disgusting sympathy for murderers. Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 05:02 PM
Ace, what is your basis for labeling someone a Terrorist? Do you have some inside information on how this particular Iraqi participated in supermarket bombings or something? Or is anyone who is not fighting on our side a terrorist? As far as I can tell, all anyone knows for sure is that the guy was an Iraqi, lying on the floor of the mosque, wounded, bleeding and still breathing. And there is no way you can no whether he was 'faking' anything unless you've got second sight. In which case, you could probably scare up some more of that blog money advertising for psychic friends network. You know if you been lying on a floor bleeding for long enough, you might not have enough strength to move! I'm not making any judgements about the Marine either. See, I like to have these things called 'facts', or at least a good amount of evidence, before I shoot off my mouth. (doesn't always work out that way, but I try.) And with regards to Matthews, wow - can you handle any dialogue, in any venue, that doesn't that doesn't adhere to a strict 'us against them' scenario? Posted by: The Batman on November 16, 2004 05:06 PM
And with regards to Matthews, wow - can you handle any dialogue, in any venue, that doesn't that doesn't adhere to a strict 'us against them' scenario? Ummm, in war? Are you even capable of wrapping your head around that idea? War? You know, war? Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 05:08 PM
Do you have some inside information on how this particular Iraqi participated in supermarket bombings or something? Or is anyone who is not fighting on our side a terrorist? I know he's definitely an illegal combatant, at the very least-- and as such, he can be shot or hanged as a spy or saboteur. They always say that about soldiers outside of their uniforms in World War II movies. Get this, Batman-- they're not making it up. That was the Rule of War, and it remains the Rule of War to this very day. Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 05:10 PM
Oh, yeah "war" like in 'The War Against Terror"... cuz we're not at war with Iraq, or Al Qaida, or Osama Bin Laden, or, heck, anyone or anything specific, we are at war with terror. And anyone who objects or disagrees is a terrorist. Everybody shutup. We are at war. And guess what, you'll never be able to open your mouth with an opposing opinion, or idea, or thought, ever again - cuz the war on terror will never end. Posted by: The Batman on November 16, 2004 05:17 PM
Violations of Geneva Convention 1. Perp was wearing civilian garb. 2. Perp in a mosque used as a combat postition, repeatedly. 3. Perp was feigning death, and NOT surrendering. Double-tap and move on. JF Kerry earned a medal for less. Semper Fi Marine. Posted by: Joe Mama on November 16, 2004 05:24 PM
It won't, El Batman, if we don't fight it. Posted by: See Dubya on November 16, 2004 05:25 PM
Oh Ace, you and your "US" vs. "THEM", black-and-white, kill or be killed, approach to war! Such....incurious simplisme, it is to laugh. You know, I'm glad our Soldiers and Marines don't think the way you do, or they'd be out there killing, for gosh sakes. Posted by: lauraw on November 16, 2004 05:31 PM
Ah, I see, so the War on Terror was there first, and thence came the terrorists. I keep forgetting that there were no terrorists until Bush came into office. Batguano, you're an idiot. Posted by: zetetic on November 16, 2004 05:38 PM
Gee Lauraw, thought I was referencing the ability of talk-show hosts to speak in hypotheticals, since this is what Ace was actually objecting to... Zetetic, do you ever even attempt to make sense? Posted by: The Batman on November 16, 2004 05:45 PM
ACE points out Matthews is caught up in the old "one persons terrorist is another person's freedom fighter" moral equivalency mindset. The problem is the Muslims and the far Left are the last global holdouts on defining WHAT constitutes terrorism, and are the strongest advocates of non-reciprocity in the Geneva Conventions. 1. They disagree on the most obvious definition of terrorism - the deliberate targeting of civilians to achieve a political objective. To them it's as OK to bomb an Israeli disco full of kids as it is to fight the armed Zionist colonists seizing their lands on the West Bank. 2. They think that if one side disregards all rules and laws of warfare and is not a party to sign International Conventions on warfare - it is still incumbent on the other side to treat them as honorable combatants with all rules and mercies accorded to them as to soldiers who follow the rules, laws, and conventions. Liberal Democrat assholes like Matthews (and his Euro counterparts) think their purpose in life is to level the playing field so that who wins "the game" - either side - is made a more even match. Thus their advocacy of extra rights to help out criminals, terrorists, and enemy combatants against their police, FBI, and military opponents. I and most Americans reject that liberal Dem/Euroweenie logic. I want OUR side to win, by the rules and what's legal...and I don't want a side that disregards the rules and what's legal to have their transgressions ignored to better their odds. In fact, I harken back to Bush's statement that you are with us, or with the terrorists....to apply to people like Chris Matthews. Posted by: Cedarford on November 16, 2004 05:48 PM
In this case Matthew's opposing opinion is that those fighting us in Iraq are just good ole boys defending their home turf (Lets dismiss for the moment that many of them are in fact foreigners). -So why have these nice homeboy freedom fighters been KILLING THEIR OWN PEOPLE for months on end? Why are they disrupting civil life and trying to prevent free elections, when ceasing these activities is the surest way to send the Marines home? And why are they disemboweling female foreign aid workers who are trying to help the most needy? And then of course- all the bloody foreigners who are being captured and killed in battle with US forces. Matthews' opinion doesn't bear any scrutiny at all and deserves all the raspberries it gets. Posted by: lauraw on November 16, 2004 05:48 PM
Cedarford, Chris Matthews is a Liberal Democrat like George Bush is a 'Compassionate Conservative who is a uniter, not a divider'. Posted by: The Batman on November 16, 2004 05:56 PM
You may be the first person I have ever heard accuse Chris Matthews of "hiding his worldview." Pssst....It was on MSNBC, no one was watching. Posted by: Just Don on November 16, 2004 06:07 PM
Pssst....It was on MSNBC, no one was watching. That's why I say he was hiding it. You could have an S&M affair with a cocker spaniel on MSNBC and no one would be the wiser. Posted by: ace on November 16, 2004 06:09 PM
I'm a bit late, but I want to point out that Matthews wasn't debating whether the guy was an enemy combatant. He freely admitted that the Iraqi was one of the guys that we are fighting against, but tried to couch that in pretty, moral-equivalent language. He was specifically saying that the people we're fighting over there aren't really all that bad, just people with a different worldview. Which, to anyone that is paying attention, is asinine. Posted by: francisthegreat on November 16, 2004 06:36 PM
Are the clouds and rain getting to your head today, Batman? b/c "terrorists" . . . get this, now . . . terrorize civilians. In fallujah, the "terrorists" were stoning, shooting, amuptating limbs from, attacking, tyrannizing, and yes, terrorizing civilians. Iraqi civilians. As well as foreign civilians. Did this "terrorist" do these things in particular? Who knows, and who the fuck cares. He was part of a terrorist force in the city. Earth to Batman, the Fallujah "insurgents" can reasonably be called "terrorists." Sometimes I wonder if you're just a fake troll. Really I do. Posted by: hobgoblin on November 16, 2004 07:10 PM
Thanks hobgoblin. And Mr. Batman: How about those "insurgents" who literally butchered the woman working for CARE, the woman who had essentially spend her life trying to help over there. I don't know (or care) if you are a troll, but you sure are stupid. Posted by: on November 16, 2004 07:20 PM
Good point, " " (whoever left the 7:10 pm post). Have there been any prominent discussions of that woman the terrorists slaughtered? These "holy warriors" from Syria cut off her arms and legs, slit her throat, and disemboweled her, an innocent civilian... but it's a bullet in the head of a guy who's been firing on U.S. Marines that gets talked about on Hardball. Explain the logic, Batman, or others of his ilk. I'm waiting. Posted by: insomni on November 16, 2004 07:54 PM
Perhaps the way to put a stop to this war is to send Batman and his buddies over to Iraq to explain that the thoughtful and intelligent portion of America does not support this war or our President. It is merely the bible thumping morons from red states that are running this illegal war. Since our "rivals" in Iraq are "not bad guys especially" they would be willing to listen to what our more enlightened citizens have to say. I'm sure that they would be open to reasonable discussion as they line up our peace ambassadors and SAW OFF THEIR HEADS! Posted by: Bald Eagle on November 16, 2004 08:05 PM
Bald Eagle: Cool idea...send (moon)batman over there to mediate with those misunderstood "insurgents". Find out what's bothering them. Give them a big hug. Maybe take along some Ronco knife sharpeners as gifts. Yeah, that should end all this fussing and fighting. Who needs the Marines, anyway. Posted by: The Old Coot on November 16, 2004 08:36 PM
Oh, I forgot. Moonbatman: Don't bother to pack your camera, the "insurgents" will send us a video of you in a few days. Posted by: The Old Coot on November 16, 2004 08:40 PM
Let's see... I disagree with Chris Matthews, he's probably not a bad guy, so... He must be an Enemy Soldier! Yeah, that's it. Posted by: Jack Grey on November 16, 2004 10:32 PM
Wonder if Chris Matthews ever went over to "the other side" and asked the question on what the insurgents/terrorists would do with an American soldier? Think he would be beheaded before a week was up? Think he would ever go? I just gotta poke fun at the Geneva Convention quip. 1. Perp was wearing civilian garb. "They're so po', they can't afford uniforms. Please ignore the fact that the guns and RPGs cost $500 each." 2. Perp in a mosque used as a combat position, repeatedly. "But it is the only place that isn't being shelled outright!" 3. Perp was feigning death, and NOT surrendering. "He was barely breathing, not feigning death! How could he surrender when he was obviously unconscious?" Wait long enough, and you may never know he is faking it - especially when others had been faking it and then pulled a gun or tossed a grenade. Of course there are no pictures of that, just reports. Posted by: HiTekHick on November 16, 2004 10:39 PM
"chris matthews," Posted by: guinsPen on November 16, 2004 10:53 PM
Un-f*cking-believable! Hey, those insurgents are just regular Joes like us, defending what they believe in. 'Cept for them sawing off the heads of contractors, disemboweling female humanitarian workers, and waving the white flag before opening fire on our troops.....pretty much they're just like us! It's just a matter of perspective is all. What is the matter with today's Left? Do they hate America so much? God, I hate the media! Our brave troops have done a heroic job over there (and in Afghanistan), but instead of thanks they get smeared and second-guessed at every turn. Posted by: Eric on November 16, 2004 11:04 PM
The entire video (not blacked out) is on Reuters.com now, under their top videos in their television section. http://tv.reuters.com/ifr_main.jsp?st=1100665168648&rf=bm&mp=WMP&wmp=1&rm=1&cpf=true&fr=111304_073815_17d5d2ax10032a5f481x1333&rdm=807551.538094242 The guy being shot is not the old man in front, but a young man all the way in back, and it's not clear he was alive except his legs go lax, and not gory at all. BUT, the action does wake up another guy pretending to be dead, who immediately waves his arms around, throws off his blankets, and sits up! As soon as he proves he's unarmed, the cameraman even starts interviewing him. So this wasn't random shooting for the hell of it - not at all. Posted by: Axolotl on November 16, 2004 11:22 PM
Hmmm... Remember the scene in "The Untouchables", where Malone (Connery) is interrogating one of Capone's men in the cabin, and when he won't talk, Malone goes outside and picks up the body of another mobster that Ness (Costner) already shot. Malone puts a pistol in the dead man's mouth and pretends to interrogate him. When the dead man doesn't talk, Connery fires and blows his head all over the live captive inside the cabin. The live captive starts singing like a canary. Maybe this marine knew the young insurgent was faking, and shot one of the dead bodies against the wall just to make a point and get him talking. As Axolotl noted, it seems to have worked. Posted by: See-Dubya on November 16, 2004 11:33 PM
Batman. When we find you, just remember to twitch a little. Posted by: Philip on November 17, 2004 02:51 AM
...not to defend what that marine did, but that terrorist son of a bitch he shot was not protected by the Geneva Posted by: anonymous on November 17, 2004 03:42 AM
Fortunately, that unarmed "innocent" will not be loading Posted by: anonymous on November 17, 2004 03:46 AM
Everybody shutup. We are at war. And guess what, you'll never be able to open your mouth with an opposing opinion, or idea, or thought, ever again - cuz the war on terror will never end. Yes, puh-leaze. Anything to stop those recurrent nightmares where Batman yammers on and on and on and on and on and on about being shut up and stifle, Edith! and help, help, I'm being repressed!. Bring on the gulags, bring on the Stasi, hell, bring on the dancing horses for all I care, anything to stop the incessant, ear-grating, juvenile chorus of come see the violence inherent in the system!. Cripes, I'll need a hearing aid pretty soon if the bitching and moaning from behind the duct tape and concertina wire gets any louder. Or, as the great philosopher Yosemite Sam used to snarl: "Shut up shuttin' up!" Posted by: Tongueboy on November 17, 2004 01:22 PM
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Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune. Dr. Thomas Fuller (1654 - 1734), Gnomologia, 1732 Posted by: on December 14, 2004 01:34 PM
These right wing nut-jobs won't ever realize who the real murders are. They are hoplessly indoctrinated, and U.S. fascism would not be possible without their ignorance and faithful support. I luv how these rightwing neo-fascists are so quick to label Citizens in their own country as terrorists, or insurgents. I think it would serve them well to learn a little bit about international law. ( though I know they never will, as facts elude them ) The people of an occupied nation enjoy a 'God-Given' Right to resist the occupation. This does not make them criminals, this makes them men who are protecting their country from invasion. We all have a right to self defense. And since they keep bringing up how these savages behead people and kill americans, I would like someone to name just one american that was beheaded or killed prior to the illegal invasion of their country. ( and if one of you nazi supporters brings up Iraqi involvment in the WTC catastrophy, you will truly show you stupidity ) In my opinion the U.S. fascists are the real terrorist savages. It is far more brutal and cowardly to kill innocent women and children ( at least 100,000 killed by U.S. bombings ) in air-raids. I know I do not need to explain this to anyone with common sense, or the slightest inclination towards civility. I also realize that the people who need to learn these lessons never will. Carry on Christian Fascists, I am truly ashamed that ye are our countrymen ! Posted by: alexx on April 4, 2005 06:34 AM
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