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November 11, 2004

Kerry Lawyers on "Fact-Finding" Mission in Ohio

They insist they're not there to contest the election, just make sure that "every vote is counted."

I've got no problems with fact-finding missions.

When do you think they'll begin the fact-facing mission? It's a bit overdue.

Thanks to TLowery.


posted by Ace at 03:41 PM
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Hmm. I've always wondered if the DNC was crafty enough to try to steal this one on the sly. Hopefully there are some gop lawyers out there making sure they don't miraculously discover thousands of ballots.

Posted by: austin mls on November 11, 2004 04:31 PM

I say send the GOP lawyers to PA.
Not only was Kerrys lead slimmer there, but the network's "totals" didn't include absentee ballots (which had an extended deadline).
Coupled with Phillys magic voting machines (which had at least 2000 votes before the polls opened) and PA could very easily flip red. 21 electoral votes vs 20. Still comes out ahead

Posted by: jimmy on November 11, 2004 04:34 PM

Should we be worried?

Posted by: Winston on November 11, 2004 04:39 PM

The left is not to be believed. They are not going to find anything all that they are doing is keeping the wackos stirred up and hopeful, some people actually think the election will change. The elecion is over, Bush won and will stay the President and nothing will change now. Most of the provisional ballots have been counted already. This is just window dressing for the lefties so they will think Kerry did something about the "illegal" election. What morons.

Posted by: calex59 on November 11, 2004 04:57 PM

I'm going to the bar tonight on a "fact finding" mission as well. I'll not be drinking any Guinness, nor talking to any women. I'm just going to determine if, indeed, any Guinness and/or women exist there.

Let's be honest.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 11, 2004 05:07 PM

These chasers will be documenting (in the same sense that Michael Moore "documents") a case the DNC can use to raise money during the next four years. It's just like the usual enviro-scare ploy, but about missing votes and RNC cheaters instead of vanishing species and bigbiz polluters.

Posted by: Lastango on November 11, 2004 05:23 PM

Just remember all you Donks who gave Kerry your money - you're paying for this! HAHAHAHAHA

Posted by: Philip on November 11, 2004 07:12 PM

This is about nothing more than trying to give the whiff of illegitimacy to the second term of President Bush. They know they can't win a recount (hell, if they couldn't make up a paltry 537 votes, how are they going to get 130,000?) but they can put a taint on the president.

In other words, the Democrats are willing to sacrifice American faith in the fairness of our electoral process to make their political opponents look bad.

If there were any chance whatsoever of this going anywhere, Terry McAuliffe and John Edwards would be all over the talk shows, demanding a recount, calling for investigations, etc...etc...

The amazing cravenness of the Democrats is yet another reason I'm voting straight Republican for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: Slubgob on November 11, 2004 07:13 PM

Did you read the comments? This was an actual comment following that blurb:

"It’s like they are on the same team. Well, I guess they pretty much are…rich, white, hetrosexual, Ivy League, males - who don’t want to rock the boat (unless it lets corporate funds splash into the hull).

Maybe Kerry’s guys will call for a verifiable paper trail. Who am I kidding? That would mean that there would be a chance of a non-rich, white, hetrosexual, Ivy League, male could have a fair shot at leading the country.

If you aren’t for a verifiable paper trail, you aren’t for democracy."

Hmmn. A "non-rich".... fisk at your own ability to keep from laughing your ass off.

Posted by: Ron Deaton on November 11, 2004 07:40 PM

What a coincidence! I'm going on a fact finding mission to Applebees in the next few days.

Posted by: rdbrewer on November 13, 2004 12:24 AM
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