I love her.

She is just so, well, "rough".

And you can bet that if Bush and the Republicans we put Our faith in fuck up, Ann will be there in black leather with a whip.

"Ann will be there in black leather with a whip."

God! Stop it Scott. I'm getting hot just thinking about it.

It was Carlo, not Carmine, who got the trashcan beating by Sonny in the Godfather.

Fav line: "Come on, you think i'd make my sister a widow?"

Uh, yup.

I love Ann, she is a total bitch but in that good way. She is like Ball Breaker Barbie. I love when she gets under Alan Colmes' skin and he starts stuttering.

I thought it was "Come on, you think i'd make this kid an orphan before he was born?" I could be totally screwing this up with another line. I have seen those movies so many times it just runs together.

"Smug, lazy, and stupid is no way to go through life, son".

Ace, you have just listed the qualifications necessary to work for the MSM.

There I did a blind comment again.

Ace, Is there any way you can kick back a comment that does not have a name.

As the Duke said, lo these many moons ago, "Life is tough. It's tougher if you're Keith Olbermann."

Nice bodyslam. Olbermann is... unpleasant. It's the combination of oily hubris and strident dim-wittedness. He's in-your-face stupid. He should be sportscaster or something.

BTW, for a minute there I thought I was reading Ace and that the blockquote was part of some joke to be revealed at the end.

That was one of the most surprising things about getting a television after nearly four years of doing without--that Olbermann had been promoted from sports-doofus to news & talk-doofus.

He was insufferable doing sports, why would anyone want to watch him do the news? Whose bright idea was that?

In addition to Olbermann peddling the theory that Bush stole the election to his viewer,...

Tree...Forest...Get It? Very dry.

Man, that was brutal.

Hot, even.

ann coulter makes my balls wobble. yet she looks like she hasnt eaten solid food in at least a decade

Yes, the fellow whose soul was just too beautiful to work for ESPN or talk about what Clinton did with Lewinsky is now a foot soldier passing on conspiracy theories for the Democratic Underground, or worse.

Coulter is priceless! I crack up every time I read one of her articles. She really has a way with words.

Do you ever stop to think that these are real people you're talking about with real feelings? I cried for hours after reading your cruel posting. What do I tell my children when their classmates read your blog and taunt them with your words? Oh the pain, oh the cruelty!

"keith olberdope,"
stupid is as stupid does.

If you love Ann, you must be one of the stupidest people on the planet.

Ann Coulter probably has some intelligence, but she sold out long ago to the dark Gods of Republican elitism. Her theories are easily debunked (if you care to leave Faux News and Rush long enough to do a quick Google) and her Adam's apple drives me insane.

Keith Olbermann, on the other hand, is brilliant. He's also a Cornell graduate, like the bitchy Coulter, but has actually used his intelligence for the betterment of us all and not just for his pocketbook. I think if you'll check his facts, you'll see that this is A.) an on-going story in which facts change and B.) the only newsman out there who is looking out for democracy.

Maybe you Republican twits are so scared Bush might actually not have won that you're willing to give up your democracy in allowing these unsecured, paperless machines to count our votes. I, for one, wouldn't want to feed any personal information of mine into a machine that uses a Windows OS. Those are the most easily-hacked pieces of trash on the market - granted a mass market.

I am an Independent who thinks Bush is a fascist imbicle of the highest resort. He is committed to taking about your freedoms by scaring the life out of you: if you work for a small business, I hope you're ready to pay for your own health care; those of you who are barely making it - I hope you're ready to work until you drop, because you're not going to be able to purchase your own stock on which to retire - unless you're just generally sharp that way and know which stocks to buy without a broker (I don't and will readily admit it).

Keith isn't too worried about Ann and, frankly, neither am I. I rather suspect his ratings will be up, tremendously, next time they're counted. He's the most popular newscaster now amongst the Independent and Democrat set - and there are still 49 percent of us. If you count the third-party voters, guess what? We're at 50 percent, all.

Divided right down the middle.