How is this good news? Unless you are some kind of girl?

Look, I'm happily out of the running here, but I never considered finding out that a particularly attractive woman was lesbian to be something that would make my month.

Look, I'm not getting her either way.

But 1, I can console myself that I don't have what she's looking for (i.e., a vagina), and 2, it's more fun to imagine her in bed with another chick than, say, Stanley Tucci.

It would be even better if the naked suntan chick was "convinceable" on the matter.

And the show was on Cinemax, late.

/juvenile fantasies

Ace got it.

I don't watch, and from what I've seen, she doesn't look like the type that would pull my trigger anyway (although seeing her with another woman definitely would), but according to this site:

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/survivor/000341.html

She also had a spread in Playboy some years back. Don't know if I believe it or not. The linked site in there is NOT work friendly.

It would be even better if the naked suntan chick was "convinceable" on the matter.

As Dennis Finch says, "All women are just a couple of cocktails away from some hot girl-on-girl action."

Gah.

Ace--
...2, it's more fun to imagine her in bed with another chick than, say, Stanley Tucci.

Puh-leeze!

I just imagine myself in bed with her and her girlfriend.

Here's a couple of NSFW links...

http://www.realitytvpools.com/ami_cusack.php

http://www.thenewsvault.com/cgi-bin/news.pl?t=87

MEN!

*shakes head*

I KNOW that if my husband hears about this Ami that he'll tune into every episode. With popcorn.

He'll also tell everyone he works with (bomber test pilot, so you can imagine the amount of testoterone in that office) and THEY'LL tune in, too.

It's a weird phenomenon I'll never really understand, because if you flip the genders around it's a turn-off for most women.

Later,
bbeck

It's a weird phenomenon I'll never really understand, because if you flip the genders around it's a turn-off for most women.

Yeah, I don't understand it fully either, except that women are just hot, and both men and women agree on this.

Two guys together just seems a little, oh, what's the word? Gay or something.

Ace, I believe the word is "Sullivanesque"

Well, the female form is pleasing to the eye and has been amply documented as a natural work of art, so two of them together is good stuff.

Two guys is just...gross.

Not that there's anything wrong with it, natch.

Also, are Ami's real? 'Cause if they are, they're spectacular.

Oh, also:

Legal Briefs.

Also, are Ami's real? 'Cause if they are, they're spectacular.

I thought they might be when watching the show, now I'm pretty sure they're not.

They're suspicious.

Lezbos are sometimes fun to watch, but give me a 100% straight chick any day. Give me a girl who melts with a "c in her m", if you get the drift. You keep all the dykes and bi's, and you keep the lube, too. The real women don't need it.

Yes, Ami being a "sister of sappho" makes her hotter to most guys. As an added bonus, she would come in handy if you needed to drop your transmission or tap a keg.

Lesbians. Is there anything they can't do?

Ami on the other hand -- oh, Ami -- is undoubtedly confusing the tiny minds of men everywhere. "I'm attracted to her, and yet she loathes me."
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Story of my life. This season's Survivor sucks. Nobody seems to have a discrete personality aside from Rory, who is aggravating.

great find, scott. great find.

Thanks. I've been wondering for the last 6 weeks about those.

Know it is confirmed. Fake . . . but spectacular.

I love this blog.

With much love to our female contributors and the guy writing the article:

It is irrelevant that she wouldn't spit on our dick if it was on fire. Who cares? She's eye candy, not a finacee.

The fact that she likes the bush likewise conjures up only pleasing thoughts of lipstick love, not the hairy bull-dykes that she's perhaps attracted to, nor frustration that she doesn't like men.

In short, we're not daydreaming of candlelit dinners and long walks on the beach with the sweet lass, just what she looks like nekkid.

"Yeah, I don't understand it fully either, except that women are just hot, and both men and women agree on this."

Sorry, women don't do it for me, Ace. There has to be at least one guy sandwiched in there somewhere.

Am I the only one who thinks it should have been "Survivor: Amazon" THIS year?

Later,
bbeck

Sorry, women don't do it for me, Ace. There has to be at least one guy sandwiched in there somewhere.

Right... but if there WERE a guy sandwiched in there, it would be copacetic, right?

See? This is my point.

OTOH, I don't want another naked dude anywhere nearby. Even viewing a man-on-woman straight sex scene in porn, every guy has to ask himself, "Isn't this kinda gay?," just because there's that dude in the shot he's looking at.

I think that's the allure of lesbians. No hairy dude screwing everything up.

Some other favorites by the Romanian Judge:
'Bang the Gavel'.
'Inside the Judge's Chambers'.
'Judicial Restraints'.

"OTOH, I don't want another naked dude anywhere nearby. Even viewing a man-on-woman straight sex scene in porn, every guy has to ask himself, "Isn't this kinda gay?," just because there's that dude in the shot he's looking at."

Ace, as Bill Murray would say, I think we're entering into a weird area here. Let me just state for the record that, for me, the ratio of men to women needs to be at least 1:1. Wow, dirty math.

Later,
bbeck

Hmmmm...I do love this blog, but the previous poster was not me.

Hooboy, that .7 waist to hip ratio. Schwinggg. Something about those hips. Makes me feel like that line from Bowie, "This mellow thighed chick just put my spine out of place." When I see that, I don't notice the rest.

But she's a fucking misandrist. I have no respect for a fucking bigot. I might fuck one, but I'd do it completely without respect. None. Maybe a little appreciation, but that's all. Okay, there might be some gruding respect--but vague nonetheless.

And the worst Survivors are the "let's girls stick together against those men" shows. I know there have been male alliances, but I don't recall that they ever came together because of gender. It was always due to attrition or in reaction to a female alliance.

I just don't like the idea of bonding out of gender. There's a reason race and gender are subject to strict and heightened scrutiny under the 14th Amendment. Such classifications are inherently creepy. "Let's girls stick together" sounds too much like "Let's [insert racial/ethnic group] stick together." It's the same damn thing.

"Ohhhh, well, but wait... if it's women who want to do that, it's okay then." Bullshit. "Let's try to defeat them because they're men" is creepy.

I'll continue watching the man hater, though. The obligatory, hardwired male fantasy commands me. "Maybe I could be the one who . . . ." Heh.

on the downside, Scout is also a lesbian. ewwwwwwwwwwwww

A bit late, but can we consider "Bone of Contention" for the Romanian judge's comeback flick?