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November 10, 2004

Hangin' Out Wit' P. Diddy

I probably shouldn't be posting this, but technically, I think it falls under the heading of "celebrity news," which I cover here, right?

Not safe for work, unless you work as a talent scout for Russ Meyers*: A slosh-drunk Tara Reid gets photographed and interviewed at a Sean "Puffy" Combs party, not realizing for ten minutes her entire breast is completely hanging out. Like, completely.

* I know, I know, he's dead.


posted by Ace at 11:58 AM
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Now that is almost worth a trip to the tip-jar. I'll take that over warporn any day of the week.

Posted by: The Batman on November 10, 2004 12:28 PM

Are P Diddy, Puff Daddy, and Sean "Puffy" Combs all the same guy?

Posted by: Golden Boy on November 10, 2004 12:37 PM

She wasn't aware of the exposure because all her nerves are dead from that hatchet breast job. She is probably totally numb to sensation completely. Jesus she needs to go back to the doc, there are some serious nipple issues going on there. Discount the fact they face "outward" but they are not longer circular. ewwww. If a woman wants to get a boob job, more power to her, but this over the top huge boobage on small girls is absurd and deformed looking. She went from looking like a cute girl to a low budget porn star.

Posted by: Jennifer on November 10, 2004 12:40 PM

She went from looking like a cute girl to a low budget porn star.

You say that like it's a bad thing.

Golden Boy,

Yes, they're all the same guy. Kinda like I'm Ace, "Smitty," and, for a time at least, Mrs. Jeffrey Tambour.

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 12:51 PM

I think another reason her "nerves are dead" is the massive amount of cocaine going up her nose.

Any bets on when she will actually start doing low budget porn????

Posted by: Master of None on November 10, 2004 12:51 PM

I noticed the nipple problem, too. It looks like a squished penny.

Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 10, 2004 12:53 PM

"A slosh-drunk Tara Reid" seems to be greatly enjoying herself as she flashes photogs. One can see by her glee in the last pik (when someone moves to cover her boob) that she is stoked from it all. Was she so sloshed or so numbed from the boob job she that didn't feel her breast was bare? Perhaps, but to not notice your dress has slipped from you shoulder/back takes the kind of numbing only a lobotomy or major opiates can provide. Hmmm, perhaps ALL of the above? The VIRGINS are jealous!

Posted by: 72VIRGINS on November 10, 2004 12:53 PM

I don't understand why the screening software won't allow people to post the world "socia1ist," and yet "nipple" sails on through without a problem.

It's a crazy world.

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 12:55 PM

Batman,

You seem to know this site pretty well for a liberal.

I guess I should take that as a compliment. Unless you're like one of Rush Limbaugh's "monitors."

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 12:56 PM

The nipple scars are pretty bad. Eeeew...

Posted by: SWLiP on November 10, 2004 01:39 PM

Don't we all want a woman so devoted to our pleasure that she'll surgically alter herself to the point of diminishing her own?

Okay.

Maybe that's just me.

Posted by: HokeMalokey on November 10, 2004 01:42 PM

I think it's more akin to being proud of her extra dimensions and "letting the strap fall" was little or no accident. Like JJ in the SB. I agree that the aureola is fud up but that could be from birth; I've seen it lots of times before on natural breasts; yeah, I get around.

Posted by: Ron on November 10, 2004 01:50 PM

What, those scars, oh they're natural baby. That's why I charge you an extra 25.

Posted by: on November 10, 2004 02:15 PM

Eeewww....who in the world likes those plastic things?

Granted, I'm a chick. But boobies should look pretty, no?
Not like...an alien trying to produce a reasonable facsimile of a human female. Which is what that thing looks like. An alien flesh-camera posing as a boobie.

Is this the same chick who was in American Beauty with Kevin Spacey?

Posted by: lauraw on November 10, 2004 02:16 PM

Is this the same chick who was in American Beauty with Kevin Spacey?

No, I'm told she was in American Pie, though I can't remember her in that movie. I just remember Natasha Lyon and Band Camp Girl.

Posted by: ace on November 10, 2004 02:23 PM

Nastiest. Nipple. Ever.

Posted by: McGurk on November 10, 2004 06:38 PM

Yeah, I have to chime in too. A tasteful breast enhancement can be good but when they're done badly...it just ruins all the fun. Then again, I'm happy with natural myself.

Then again, I'm also happy with warm and breathing.

Posted by: Elric on November 10, 2004 10:25 PM
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