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November 04, 2004
The New York Times Spins a Nice Warm CoccoonYes, your man lost. And yes, I'd be depressed had my man lost. But please stop with your arrogant statements about how you "don't know anyone who voted for Bush." You say that proudly; you ought to be ashamed of your insularity. I know a lot of people who voted for Kerry. I know fewer people who voted for Bush (except, I guess, through this stupid blog). 51.5 - 48. If you don't like this country, there are others. This country, however, is about half Republican leaning. If you find that too distasteful-- this isn't a police state. There is no wall. Vote with your feet. Make your own happiness. Vaya con Dios, or, should I say, Vaya con Gaia. posted by Ace at 04:37 PM
CommentsVaya con Gaia. Brilliant. Thanks for the link. Damn, now the pressure is on to keep posting. Max Posted by: Max Power on November 4, 2004 04:55 PM
The Times must have missed my New Yorker wife. Former producer for ABC News in Washington, former press aide to Walter Mondale, friend of David Dinkens, did some work Clinton in his first term, etc She voted for Bush. Before that she voted for Dole. She's lost all hope in the Democratic party. Posted by: J M Galvin on November 4, 2004 04:55 PM
I prefer Vaya con Miguel Moore. For Gaia sake, take him with you! :) Posted by: Jennifer on November 4, 2004 05:14 PM
My brother's more conservative than even I. He was living in Manhattan for several years, and just moved to Silicon Valley this summer for a new job. All of his coworkers at a major internet company (rhymes with "Wahoo") were practically in mourning yesterday. Tears streaming down faces during Kerry's concession speech. My brother's girlfriend, still in Manhattan, isn't speaking to him. It'll pass, but she's taking this election real personally, as if my brother betrayed her by voting for Bush. Folks, it's just politics. As important as I think the election was, at the end of the day, sometimes your guy wins, sometimes he loses. You move on. I did, twice, in 1992 and 1996. You get over it, learn what lessons you can, and run again. I wonder if the reason these people are taking it so hard has to do with the whole "the personal is political" aspect to the Left? My guy loses, oh well, that sucks-- The O.C. is on tonight. Their guy loses, and it's like a big chunk of their reason for living is gone. The sky is falling, cats & dogs, living together. That whole thing. Not all right in the head, these folks. Cheers, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 4, 2004 05:22 PM
I would think the statement about not knowing anyone who voted for Bush is meant to imply that somehow the right managed to conjure up out of thin air 59 million votes. These people are truly paranoid and if anyone was going to conjure votes it would have been the left. Arrogance, stupidity disguised as intellect, and blindness to anything but their view, this is what little Liberals are made of. Posted by: calex59 on November 4, 2004 05:30 PM
You know, I don't know what they're waiting for. There's a beautiful Commie Paradise Island just a few miles off Miami. Blue water, blue sky, sea turtles, and palm trees. Sounds nice, eh? Vaya con Fidel! Posted by: lauraw on November 4, 2004 05:34 PM
I always get "Vaya con carne" and "Chili con Dios" mixed up. Posted by: Paul Zrimsek on November 4, 2004 05:37 PM
I know I'm not the first to fisk Thomas Friedman, but it's a privilege to stand at the barricades with Ace against the New York Times. See http://paragraphfarmer.blogspot.com/2004/11/straw-men-crossing.html Posted by: Patrick O'Hannigan on November 4, 2004 05:54 PM
Thanks Ace, I havent laughed like that for, well I dont know when. I live in a blue midwestern state but live in a predominantly red portion thereof. Does this free me from being a retarded dumbass who's mind is controlled by Karl Rove or am I still an uneducated hillbilly who can't cut it in the big city. I'm really worried, I thought I lived here because I like it here (having lived in other more urban settings). Turns out I'm just too stupid to live in New York City, fuck man I have to wonder now how I even managed to get a degree in Accounting. And I mean I havent been to church since I was like 15 years old, but I guess if my betters in New York say so I must be a fundamentalist hatemonger bent on destroying New York because of my gung-ho attitude about the feelings of European elites. Man am I glad I read that article, a little self examination never hurt anyone Posted by: Big E on November 4, 2004 06:00 PM
I work around staunch leftist Democrats, and it's amazing how blind they are to the opposition. Whenever they talk about a specific Republican or conservative they ran into, it's as if they're talking about Bigfoot or a UFO: "What did he look like? Did you get a picture?" "He's a hunter and owns guns?! What planet did he come from?" They've been extremely depressed and/or pissed-off the last few days, but not to the extent that they have any interest in learning about the opposition or why their policies don't fly with a majority of the people. The rest of us are a bunch of evil, dishonest, homophobic morons. I've heard them say things like "How could anyone vote for Bush? He's a liar." and "Well, they'll all regret it when he brings back the draft." And these are otherwise intelligent people, but the astuteness of their political analysis is summed up in "Bush is a liar." It never even occurs to them that perhaps one of the reasons why they keep losing elections is that their side shelters themselves from any alternative opinions. You can't argue against a position that you refuse to believe exists. I generally keep my political views a secret at work so I don't have to spend all day arguing with these people. But they're so out of touch that they would probably benefit from me speaking up once in awhile, though they might try to find a way to get rid of me instead. Posted by: Jason on November 4, 2004 06:05 PM
They don't know anyone who voted for Bush because they are out of touch with America. What does that they say about there reporting? And when we legislate our Evangelical agenda--they'll say "Bible? What's that?" Posted by: LDog on November 4, 2004 06:19 PM
Dang, now I feel bad about voting for Bush. I never knew that doing so would make these sophisticates who are, let's face it, our betters, cry like a bunch of little girls. Posted by: Sean M. on November 4, 2004 06:22 PM
I don't know why the libs hate us so much. I mean, if you took us all away, the only employers in the country would be lawyers, and Hollywood. The lawyers would have no rich companies to sue, and with all the unemployment, no one would be able to afford going to the movies. Posted by: Carin on November 4, 2004 06:38 PM
Let's hope they stay in the clouds of denial forever. They have hated so much that something in their minds got broke. They will never be right. Many will never vote again (especially if they leave for utopia!). /pun intended Posted by: Philip on November 4, 2004 06:42 PM
When I first saw this post I thought it had to be a hoax. Then I went to the Times web site and there it was. Seriously, what is with these people? I was coming down from the post election high and thinking maybe it was time to bridge the divide, we're all one country, etc. Then I read that article. My contempt for East Coast elitism is rekindled. Posted by: JeffK on November 4, 2004 08:03 PM
Those people in the article? They know a Republican. He's me and the other 16% of NYC who voted for Bush. We just keep my mouth shut around them. It's not worth it. They're just miserable, hateful people most of the time. But there's also some New Yorkers who think they don't know any Republicans, but are Ok with it once they find out. Manhattan isn't miserable all the time. Posted by: Brock on November 4, 2004 09:09 PM
I'm from New York and yeah, I'm better than everybody else. Let's be honest. But I'm also better than the dorks in that article. I'm the best, that's all. Posted by: Brian on November 4, 2004 09:24 PM
Living and working in the heart of Europe (Switzerland), I have yet to discuss politics w/anyone (numbers in the dozens) who is pro-Bush. No one can believe an American would vote for him. A Swiss headline read "Can 60 million Americans be so stupid?". Europeans simply have a hard time understanding America's support for Bush and his policies. Happily, they will have four extra years to figure it out. Posted by: Pigilito on November 5, 2004 07:21 AM
I understand Europe was similarly mystified and enraged by our fondness for Ronald Reagan...well, just those that we were shielding from Soviet boots. Posted by: lauraw on November 5, 2004 10:25 AM
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What? Skeleton of the most famous Musketeer, D'Artagnan, possibly discovered in Dutch church closet.
Dumas picked four names of real musketeers out of a history book, D'Artagnan, Athos, Aramis, and Porthos. So there was an actual D'Artagnan, though he made most of the story up. (Or, you know, all of it.)* Charles de Batz de Castelmore, known as d'Artagnan, the famous musketeer of Kings Louis XIII and Louis XIV, spent his life in the service of the French crown. A lot of Dumas's stories are based on bits of real history. The plot of the >Three Musketeers, about trying to recover lost diamonds from the queen's necklace, was cribbed from the then-almost-contemporaneous Affair of the Queen's Necklace. And the Man in the Iron Mask is based on real accounts of a prisoner forced to wear a mask (though I think it was a velvet mask). * Oh, I should mention, Dumas says all this, about finding the names in an old book, in the prologue to his novel. But authors lie a lot. They frequently present fictions as based on historic fact. The twist is, he was actually telling the truth here. At least about these four musketeers having actually existed and served under Louis XIV. Fun fact: You know the beginning of A Fistful of Dollars where the local gunslingers make fun of Clint Eastwood's donkey and Eastwood demands they apologize to the donkey? That's lifted from The Three Musketeers. Rochefort mocks D'Artagnan's old, brokedown farm horse and D'Artagnan is incensed.
A commenter asked which should be read first, The Hobbit of LOTR?
Easy, no question -- read The Hobbit first. It's actually the start of the story and comes first chronologically. It sets up some major characters and major pieces in play in LOTR. Also, the Hobbit is Beginner-Friendly, which LOTR isn't. The Hobbit really is a delightful book, and a fast read. It's chatty, it's casual, it's exciting, and it's funny. In that dry cheeky British humor way. I love that the narrator is constantly making little asides and commentary, like he's just sitting next to you telling you this story as it occurs to him. LOTR is a very long story. Fifteen hundred pages or so. The Hobbit is relatively short and very punchy and easy to read. If you don't like The Hobbit, you can skip out on LOTR. If you do like it, you'll be primed to read LOTR. Oh, I should say: The Hobbit is written as if it's for children, but one of those smart children's stories that are also for adults. Don't worry, there's also real fighting and violence and horror in it, too. LOTR is written for adults. (It's said that Tolkien wrote both for his children, but LOTR was written 17 years later, when his children were adults.) Some might not like The Hobbit due to its sometimes frivolous tone. Me, I love it. I find it constantly amusing. Both are really good but there is a starkly different tone to both. LOTR is epic, grand, and serious, about a world war, The Hobbit is light and breezy, and about a heist. Though a heist that culminates in a war for the spoils.
The Hobbit Challenge: Read two more chapters. I didn't have much time. Bilbo got the ring.
I noticed a continuity problem. Maybe. Now, as of the time of The Hobbit, it was unknown that this magic ring was in fact a Ring of Power, and it was doubly unknown that it was the Ring of Power, the Master Ring that controlled the others. But the narrator -- who we will learn in LOTR was none of than Bilbo himself, who wrote the book as "There and Back Again" -- says this about Gollum's ring: "But who knows how Gollum had come by that present [the Ring], ages ago in the old days when such rings were still at large in the world? Perhaps even the Master who ruled them could not have said." In another passage, the ring is identified as a "ring of power." I don't know, I always thought there was a distinction between mere magic rings and the Rings of Power created by Sauron. But this suggests that Bilbo knew this was a ring of power created by Sauron. Now I don't remember when Bilbo wrote the Hobbit. In the movie, he shows Frodo the book in Rivendell, and I guess he wrote it after he left the Shire. I guess he might have added in the part about the ring being a ring of power created by "the Master" after Gandalf appraised him of his research into the ring. I never noticed this before. I know Tolkien re-wrote this chapter while he was writing LOTR to make the ring important from the start. And also to make Gollum more sinister and evil, and also to remove the part where Gollum actually offers Bilbo the ring as a "present" -- Bilbo had already found it on his own, but Gollum was wiling to give it away, which obviously is not something the rewritten Gollum would ever do. But I had no memory of the ring being suggested to be The Ring so early in the tale.
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Tomorrow is March 25th, "Tolkien Reading Day," because March 25th is the day when the Ring is destroyed in the book. I think I'm going to start the Hobbit tomorrow and read all four books this time.
The only bad part of the trilogy are the Frodo/Sam chapters in The Two Towers. They're repetitive, slow, and mostly about the weather and terrain. But most everything else is good. Weirdly, the Frodo-Sam chapters in Return of the King are exciting and action-packed and among the best in the trilogy. (Though the chapters with everyone else in Return of the King get pretty slow again. Mostly people talking about marching towards war, and then marching towards war.)
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