Heh...

Gloating? I'm gonna' gloat like a fuckin' hammer!

Polls shmolls, I told you he'd win! I was wondering for a while if you were going to rename your blog Ace of Spaz.

I think we got a brand spakin' new governor here in WA, too (fingers crossed for Rossi). This state is the perfect example of the Demos same old shit supposed progressivism.

To paraphrase Blur, I feel a sense of enormous well being.

Look at it this way: If the election had turned out the other way, do you think Kerry's supporters would be gloating over their defeat of the repugliKKKan$ and Chimpy McSmirkyface?

Good NR article on 'targeted gloating' at
http://www.nationalreview.com/derbyshire/derbyshire200411030232.asp

Ace,

A few points.

Yes.

No, Hell Yes.

Gloat.

The Bush Reelection is nothing short of historic.

Add to that gains in the House and Senate.

Gloat.

Yet.

Be brief (OK, until Thanksgiving).

There's still a war on.

Things may worsen.

Our troops are in Harm's way.

Yet, still...

Gloat.

John Forbes Kerry, say hello to a super-giant can of W. Whoop Ass.

Hell Yes

Dude, I ain't Jeff Jarvis. I didn't sign any "be nice to dejected hate-filled partisans" pledge.

So. Let the gloating run freeeee!

Awwww, I thought I was going to be the first on.....anyway.....

HEY --Geoge, yeh you George SOROS, how does it feel throwing $28 MILLION down the crapper? I really wish you'd have tossed even MOORE away. Guess now you'll have to RUIN another Third world economy to recoup your loss.

And Bruce the EX-boss and the rest of the liberal elites out there.............
Gawd--soooo GOOOOOD--

Ace, can I come back and do it again? It felt soo good.

Ahh, Democratic Underground, your tears are so delicious

The distinction between gloating and non-gloating requires more nuance than I am capable of.

("Nuance" is a French word for "fucking losers.")

YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!

Hell, a complete and utter rejection of liberals and Democrats alike. This is frickin' Christmas in November.

I've never been so goddamn happy to wake up Republican in my life.

I think I can use this shtick one more time...

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!

I started with The Guardian...and gonna work my way down to Michael Moore!

http://rightwingnuthouse.blogspot.com/2004/11/excuse-me-moonbat-please-pass-crow.html

I just read in today's Philadelphia Metro that Al Franken said he'd gloat if Kerry won and cry if Bush won.

God how I'm glad this man has nothing to gloat about. Like Alex, the tears of unfathomable sadness on the left are delicious... The sadness amongst my coworkers is rejuvenating me.

WINNNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR!!!

Eat it DU scumbags.

Does a Viking gloat? No, he just plunders, pillages, clears his bowels, hoists his sails and heads to the next village.

But . . . but . . . we're BETTER than that!

/self-righteous "conservative"

When Ace of Spades can't act childish about such an utter trouncing, the terrorists will have won.

Ding-dong, the Lurch is gone (ok it doesn't rhyme, but I don't feel like a Secret Service visit)

yeeee-haaaaaaaaaaa

I can't believe nobody's done this yet:

FUCK YOU, ANDREW SULLIVAN, YOU WHINY MOTHERFUCKING SHAM-CONSERVATIVE PIECE OF SHIT! EAT SHIT AND FUCKING DIE! ACE FUCKING OWNS YOU!

(sorry for all the swearing, but it needed to be done.)

Johnny called the President to concede and was put on hold. The regular White House on-hold muzak has been replaced with this.

That's not gloating, is it?

I'm in super gloat mode for the next day or so, at which point it's time to get serious again as W. gives the order to clean out Fallujah. (Do it right this time, baby!)

By the way, that sound you heard this morning when Kerry called W. with his concession?

That was the clamor of a hundred thousand terrorist and terrorist supporters' bungholes puckering.

Rumor has it that Baby Doc Assad and the Mullahs are so tight they're thinking about having colostomy bags installed.

Ace--

I'm not gloating over John Kerry. He would've made an awful president, but hey, we hold the election for a reason.

But gloating to Michael Moore? Priceless.

BTW, my Red Sox/Damien Karras analogy worked perfectly with Senator Kerry-- he sucked The Curse into him.

http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/11/two-sports-related-comments.html

Cheers,
Dave

Democraticunderground.com has closed ACCESS to their forums to anyone that doesn't have a registration cookie.

Michael Moore's website appears to be offline.

Cowards. Cowards. Cowards.

But really, did anyone expect anything more?

I LOVE GLOATING! And I don't care if it is "stooping to their level". I've had enough of not "stooping to their level" - there were many times in the campaign that Bush could have done so but didn't. Fine. He's classier than me. So, IN YOUR FACE you liberal f**king whining p*ssies! You can all commiserate in Fallujah when we bomb it to glass.

Right fucking on, Ace.

Gloat til you bloat.

'I don't plan on doing anything except gloat until Thanksgiving '---- Ace

A very moderate outlook under the circumstances.

So much for "the Redskins lose, the incumbent loses" thing.

sonofnixon,

That only applies if the Red Sox don't win the World Series.

WHERE THE SWEET BABY JESUS IS JOHNNY COLDCUTS!!!

And I didn't take Dean Esmay's or Jeff Jarvis's stupid pledges to be "nice", either.

Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!
Kerry is a loser! Daschel is a loser! Hoo-Ray!

And to all our dear Euro-weenie friends who must be choking on their own bile right now:

Allez-vous faire foutre, nos chers amis! Merci pour absolument rien. Les européens? qui se fout des européens?

Senator Kerry,

As the brother of one of those 'Genghis Khans' you mocked and denigrated and as somebody who personally experienced the scorn for the military you helped foster (U.S. Army '73-'76) I would say to you SIT DOWN NOW AND STFU!

(sorry for shouting)

Brewster:

Because of the long term damage Kerry and his vain political ambitions have done to the fabric of our country, we should never, I mean never, have to hear a word from his yapping piehole again.(But not before his overdue concession speech.) Nothing but glorious, ignominious silence from that prick.

And close the chapter on Vietnam once and for all.

Thank you, thank you.

My competitor, the distinguished war hero John F. Kerry has called to concede defeat. -pause for applause- He had some words he thought were wise "Now go unite the country", so I've been thinking. As a piece of the new Unification, I'd like to call on those who voted for the esteemed Senator from the great state of Massachusetts to help make some crucial decisions.

Please place these items in the order most pleasing to you, and I'll push hard to do them in that order:

1) Invade Syria
2) Compulsory draft
3) Invade Iran
4) Eliminate Social Security
5) Donate $50 billion to the drug companies
6) Donate $50 billion to Saudi Arabia
7) Donate $50 billion to Halliburton
8) Liberate France
9) Charge the United Nations back taxes
10) Open everywhere for drilling
11) Begin construction of 50+ nuclear power plants
12) Replace 4 Supreme Court Justices with: Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Pat Buchanon, and the head puppet from Team America.
13) Declare Palestine a state, then invade.
14) Constitutional Amendment on gay marriage.
15) Eliminate IRS
16) Eliminate all 'non-enumerated' powers of the Federal Government.
17) Drill on Mars.
18) Push back on the WTO with respect to Boeing/Airbus. Hard.

Pick quick, I'm planning 6 a year as a minimum. Ta!

Unite _this_. ;)

I'm going beyond gloating. I'm also taunting and making leftist cry.

It is unfathomable to me why anyone wouldn't gloat, when their opponents have been calling them Fascists for the last four years.

Dear Liberals,

How do you like me NOW, BITCH??? I was right, you were wrong, and EVERYBODY IN THE WHOLE COUNTRY FUCKING AGREES THAT YOU SUCK AND I AM RIGHTEOUS.

Here's a kleenex. You're welcome.

Go make me a sandwich. Now.

Al:

#16 in your list is actually a very good idea. With any luck we'll soon have a SCOTUS that understands the limits of the Commerce Clause.

For the first time in ages I visited the left wing sites such as Willis, Kos, DU etc... I couldn't help myself but to watch them wallow in their own misery, struggling to find some way to blame the right or Bush himself.

I am relishing the Schadenfreude today.

Michael Moore seems to be missing today, perhaps he's busy watching those hours of video from the polls.

"Look, that guy who looks Republican just looked funnily at the Democrat voter in OH! My non-partison expert eye smells voter intimidation and a new movie! "

Well, I ran out of the insane DNC rhetoric. The enumeration clause is doomed... but no reason not to point out "Hey, _THAT_ is right-wing, cutting Dept of XYZ 5% isn't right wing."

Drilling on Mars will happen before that though.

Ace,

Hey, my gloat is too long and it wouldn't fit! lol.

Shoot. How much do I have to edit the thing? I don't want to bust your rules.

Later,
bbeck

Who's your Daddy, John-John? *snicker*