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November 03, 2004
An Open Letter to the Mainstream MediaDear Mainstream Media, Is that all you got, punk? Never laid a glove on us.
"The Blogging Machine"/the American voters PS: Eat our shorts. And/or pyjama bottoms. Request of Readers: If anyone knows the "cry" speech from The Great Santini, whoo doggies, I sure would appreciate you passing it on to me. Forget It Update: Son of a bitch, Jonah Goldberg's already doing the Great Santini schtick, and even more funny, he's taking the quotes from the place I was just about to take them from, a lefty ("The Smirking Chimp") who did the schtick in early October. For such a famous quote, it's, like, nowhere at all on the Internet. Okay. He beat me. Fine. It's not a day upon which one can too annoyed by anything. Thanks to Joe Mama, if that is your real name.* *Where's this from? Just remembered which movie, and which actors. Great effin' movie, too. posted by Ace at 12:37 PM
CommentsI second that! Posted by: Maranna on November 3, 2004 12:41 PM
Those left-leaning blogs sure have been quite today. Heh... Posted by: IdFaciam on November 3, 2004 12:41 PM
Usually I babble on but not today ----
Posted by: dougf on November 3, 2004 12:42 PM
Shouldn't that be "PS: Eat our PJs" Posted by: Chuck on November 3, 2004 12:50 PM
Hmmm... maybe. Thanks. Posted by: ace on November 3, 2004 12:56 PM
Cheney created a massive mole department to steal votes and leave no trace. They had four years to build the department and perfect it's invisibility. We were robbed again. Posted by: Duhggee on November 3, 2004 01:03 PM
Now that the MSM has been totally conquered I want Rather's head on a silver pike! Posted by: Iblis on November 3, 2004 01:07 PM
Ace: Jonah Goldberg is already on TG Santini: http://www.nationalreview.com/goldberg/goldberg200310020917.asp [bounce] Posted by: Joe Mama on November 3, 2004 01:08 PM
"Now look, Colonel... Bat Guano, if that really is your name..." --Peter Sellers as Lt. Mandrake in Dr. Strangelove Posted by: House of Payne on November 3, 2004 02:00 PM
Yuhp-yuhp. Posted by: ace on November 3, 2004 02:08 PM
http://www.mtsu.edu/~socwork/frost/god/santini.htm Posted by: Mojo on November 3, 2004 03:00 PM
To the pujamahadeen!!!!! We brought their Jihad right back at them! May the MSM have ITS head severed cruelly from it's shoulders, while we chant FOUR MORE YEARS!! You done good Ace, and all of the others... Posted by: stuttgartcad on November 3, 2004 04:34 PM
power to the people. Posted by: on November 3, 2004 06:00 PM
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Courtney Subramiam, one of the "journalists" who "previewed" her questions for the decrepit and demented Biden so that he could "answer" it with a pre-scripted response, rewarded by promotion to president of the White House Press Corps
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