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November 03, 2004

"Political Websites" Call Election for Kerry, Says the UK Guardian

The Guardian blares that "political websites" predict a Kerry win.

Hmmm... which websites? Why, which else? Wonkette and Slate, of course! Are there any others?

I guess not.

Here's the difference between liberals and conservatives.

Liberals so dominate the academy and the media that conservatives are forced to listen to, analyze, and respond to their arguments and claims, even if, let's face it, we'd rather just ignore them. Maybe it would be easier to ignore them, but we don't have that option.

We can't. Liberals are omnipresent in the world of ideas. Mostly bad ideas, yes, but still, they're wherever you are.

Liberals, on the other hand, can easily avoid all interaction with conservatives if they so choose-- and they do so choose, most of the time. While conservatives read the New York Times or Washington Post, liberals would never be caught reading the Washington Times or New York Post, unless as NIMH-funded research into political pathology.

They're like the ghosts in The Sixth Sense -- the only see what they want to see. If a fact or argument conflicts with their preferred vision of the world, they just ignore it. And they can ignore it, too, at least most of the time, since conservatives don't control the media or academy. We can't force them to listen, they way their media/university domination forces us to listen.

Except, you know, every two or four years.

Then they have to listen. And they're perpetually shocked by their unpleasant brushes with non-liberal reality.

So, there you go. The Guardian casts about for websites predicting the outcome of the election, and it comes across Wonkette and Slate. Not, say, NRO or anything like that.

And they're just baffled that reality didn't come out the way they'd hoped.

And so it goes. And so it will always go.


posted by Ace at 03:11 AM
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"The Money Pit" starring Tom Hanks and Shelley Long...There's a scene with Hanks giving a protracted laugh. This is the sound I hear when reading the "Worlds" comments.

Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 03:24 AM

This is from early in the day, doesn't matter at this point.

Posted by: Jordan on November 3, 2004 03:34 AM

Well, I am calling it also, 99 % and the demwits still won't concede Ohio. 103 percent of the vote in for NM and they won't call that one either, but it doesn't matter. Bush won......All the dirty tricks, MSM lies, deceit and fraud, all John Kerry's hiding of his records(with MSM help) didn't do what they wanted. If the real truth about the lying SOB came out, he wouldn't have 20 % of the vote. Popular vote and the EC, what can they say this time? They will come up with something.

Posted by: carl on November 3, 2004 03:34 AM

FYI: It's 2:30 a.m. CST and we are already hearing the dems mantra for tomorrow - via Fox News - paraphrasing: the Bush negative campaign was a factor and it proves that Bush did not get a mandate and needs to be aware that he needs to consider the left of center. Ya, sure! Beware the dems are staying up all night to figure out how to spin this - it will get ugly Wednesday morning and the MSM will be in their camp.

Posted by: l cox on November 3, 2004 03:38 AM

What bass shuckers.

Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 03:39 AM

Am I being disingenuous in asking why the networks haven't called New Mexico for Bush yet? Is there a psephological reason for this, or is it just MSM cheerleading?

Anyway, we won. Now it's time to rub O-Dub's face in it. Might rub off some of the Nacho Cheese Doritos dust.

Posted by: David Gillies on November 3, 2004 03:45 AM

Kerry just closed to within a 1000 votes in New Mexico. How, I don't know (but I can guess).

Posted by: OCBill on November 3, 2004 03:58 AM
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