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"The Campaign Continues"Kerry camp ready to litigate Ohio. Meanwhile, with 96% of precincts in, Bush's lead has now grown again to a respectable It's not quite over. But it's looking good.
Not Good: Ted Kennedy is now "counselling" Kerry on his "options." Psst, John-- Don't let him drive you anywhere, especially over bodies of water. posted by Ace at 02:02 AM
CommentsNNOOO - it's KIM!!! LOLOLOLOL Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 02:02 AM
Blorking A!!!!!!!! KIM KIM KIM! It's over peeps... And someone smack Juan f'ing Williams for me. Posted by: Midaz on November 3, 2004 02:05 AM
Li'l Kim. Nice. Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 02:05 AM
Ace-- Time to brush up on your "provisional ballots." Sadly, Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on November 3, 2004 02:06 AM
Juan Effing What's his name is now saying that maybe the exit polls were actually the accurate count, not the actual vote itself. Unbelievable....
Posted by: Paul B. on November 3, 2004 02:06 AM
123,000 now... Posted by: Midaz on November 3, 2004 02:06 AM
DAMMIT, call New Mexico already. GEEBUS!!!!!! Posted by: Midaz on November 3, 2004 02:08 AM
I just wanna wish you good luck. We're all counting on you. Posted by: See-Dubya on November 3, 2004 02:09 AM
Assuming (as Jay Cost seems to project) that Bush loses WI and MI while picking up NM IA and NV... Hawaii could Ohio-proof us. How sweet would that be. Posted by: someone on November 3, 2004 02:10 AM
Peter Jennings is GRASPING AT EFFING STRAWS FOLKS - just call this ish and let me go to bed drunk and happy... BTW, living in CA kicks some serious ass right about now... Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 02:11 AM
Jarvis calls it So should Peter "pussyass" Jennings - who is right not reading fucking DEATH TOLLS from Iraq. OMG - this guy needs to be drawn and quartered... Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 02:15 AM
Maybe we'll get lucky and Teddy will take John for a drive over a bridge to discuss the matter. Posted by: Alex on November 3, 2004 02:15 AM
Hilarious read of the night from KJL at NRO's The Corner: "WE ARE WINNING OHIO" [KJL] RE: EDWARDS [KJL] LOL! Posted by: Frank Villon on November 3, 2004 02:15 AM
Actually, Kennedy might be figuring it's time to play the bipartisan statesman. Maybe he's telling Kerry it's time to pack it in if he loses Ohio by more than 100 or 125 or 150K. Kennedy's what now, 73, 74? something like that. He might think it's time to polish up the old legacy for the history books. One way to do that is to "save" the country from another horrific legal battle over an election. Of course, who know. I'm just saying it's possible. Posted by: H.D. Miller on November 3, 2004 02:16 AM
Fat kid-- what's so grea tabout living in CA? I have to deal with a crew of angry, bitter co-workers and bosses tomorrow. And none of the initiatives I supportes are doing well. Please cheer me up. Posted by: See-Dubya on November 3, 2004 02:18 AM
Well, I am hoping things go the way they look. I am sure they will but I am one of those that waits until the last dog is hung, whatever that means. Time to celebrate and yes, fatkid it is nice to be in California because we can lord it over the liberals tomorrow...:) Posted by: Carl on November 3, 2004 02:20 AM
Guys, the bigger news right now is Dan Rather's implosion. He is spinning all sorts of mad-scientist calculations on how Kerry can pull it out of the hat. He is stammering, he is say really off-the-wall Ratherisms. It's just too good to miss! CBS just called MI for Kerry--MI has the same percentage spread, and with fewer precincts reporting. They are doing ANYTHING to avoid making a call for Ohio. Posted by: cheshirecat on November 3, 2004 02:21 AM
Maybe Kennedy is advising him to pack it in so as to clear the way for Hillary in '08? Or not, as the case may be. I certainly don't claim to understand what goes on in the mind Teddy "scuba driver" Kennedy! How goes it in NM, IA, WI, etc? Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 3, 2004 02:21 AM
See Dubya- Airplane? Posted by: AndrewF on November 3, 2004 02:22 AM
Fat kid-- what's so grea tabout living in CA?The only thing being that it's (right now) only 11:20. For everyone else in the country it's +1,+2,+3 hours. Have I mentioned that I HATE PETER JENNINGS? Everyone best be watching ABC right now.... this guy is holding out harder than the entire Democratic party (including James Carville - who conceded on CNN already). Jeez man. :P Posted by: fat kid on November 3, 2004 02:22 AM
See-Dubya, Actually, living in South Orange County in California "kicks some serious ass". Why? Because it's fucking beautiful here. I just wanna wish you good luck. We're all counting on you. This is an Airplane reference, right. Good times, good times. Posted by: Dear Johns on November 3, 2004 02:24 AM
No, no! Watch Danny boy! It's freaky-goodness there! "Ohio! Ohio! Ohio!" Posted by: cheshirecat on November 3, 2004 02:24 AM
Kim!Kim!Kim! Thanks for calling it when its done. I would drink myself into a stupor except I have a 7AM meeting in the morning. So I'll just go to bed thanking my lucky stars that Kerry won't be president and Daschle won't be in the Senate and Martin Frost won't be in the House. A TRIFECTA!!!!!!! 4 More Years. Posted by: Rick on November 3, 2004 02:37 AM
Martin Frost is gone! Brad Carson is gone in OK and i have to say, America dodged a bullet on that one. This guy was the next Bill Clinton, without the ethics or morals. Yes, AIRPLANE it is folks. AIRPLANE and bourbon. Give me some Kim Richards before the lawyers take over. Fat Kid, I gotta raise a kid here in NOCal, and they're letting psychos out of jail (prop 66) and blending babies into medicinal snake oil shakes (Prop 71). This state is overdue for some righteous correction and they won't even let me have a gun to protect myself. And I'm no gloater, but my co-workers will not be pleased. They know my beliefs and I'm the only Repub in my workplace. Time to head back to Okla. Posted by: See-Dubya on November 3, 2004 02:47 AM
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