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Multiple sources have identified former Tim Walz appointee as alleged suspect in Minnesota assassinations
[CBD]

Troops wearing Union army uniforms walked by, and then the First Cavalry wearing their cavalry hats and big yellow buff leather gloves. They even had a horse-drawn wagon. Now WWI uniforms.

Old man punches 14 y/o punk who was throwing food at his wife. Watch till the end. [dri]

The parade is finally getting underway. They just sang the Star Spangled Banner.

BTW, Tampon Tim, China stages a lot of Chinese army parades, too. Weird that you didn't compare Trump's military parade to the parades staged by your patrons in China.

A commenter says the Real America network will cover the Army's 250th Anniversary Parade starting at 4pm. (Eastern, I guess.) The Right Side Broadcasting network will cover it starting at 4:30.

Israel bombs Iran.
Finally.
Iran's top nuclear scientist says the nuke plant at Natanz has been completely destroyed. Though it's in Iran's interest to lie about Israel having been successful, so they can start their nuke program again while claiming it's all been destroyed.

Riots? What riots?
[Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD]

The DNC votes overwhelmingly, 254-99, to eject David Hogg from the Vice Chairmanship, citing "gender"
They insisted he should have one.

Podcast: The Los Angeles riots: should we let it burn? Why are the Democrats all in on rioting? Who is supporting it? Trump says, "No Enrichment!" The Scandinavian Troll in the news... And more!

ANTIFA affiliate “No Kings” (funded by Wal-Mart heiress Christy Walton ) is scheduling ~~riots~~ civil disobedience in cities across the U.S. on June 14. Included in their itinerary is a small-town “road game” at the ICE Detention Center in rural Taylor, TX this Saturday at 10 AM. Good ol’ boys in Central Texas will have a rare home field advantage if their visitors get rowdy. [Buck]

Lost 90s Mystery Click, Post-Grunge Alt-Rock Edition
Don't scream about, don't think aloud
Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out
Don't worry 'bout, don't speak of doubt
Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out

Read my new book "Burned", describing how the media was TRICKED by activists into reporting the anti-ICE protesters were peaceful and lawful...

Posted by: Jake Tapper in 12 months

An interesting take on the Mexican Insurrection in Los Angeles Mexican citizens are colonizers. [dri].

Space Ice: Batman & Robin
Space Ice has avoided all superhero movies (I think) in the past, but now that he's out of Steven Seagal movies, he might have to transition. Or maybe he's just covering it because it's Arnold.
Wrong! He's done Madame Web and Morbius and probably a bunch more I've forgotten.

"How dumb do you have to be to get rejected from The View?!?!"

Podcast: President Trump's
Big Beautiful Bill...isn't, Congress shirks its responsibility again (shocker!), Boulder should be an overdue wake-up call for Jews in America, should Israel sink Thunberg's boat? And more!

ICE's acting director blasts Massachusetts criminal enablers: "Officials would rather release s*x offenders, fentanyl dealers, human traffickers and child r*pists back into the neighborhoods."

Legacy media isn’t just fake news, it’s also full of Hamas-sourced, terrorist propaganda: Fox News, AP, CNN, Others Ran With Massive Hamas-Sourced Fake News, Then the Surveillance Video Came Out. “Multiple press outlets…ran with a report early Sunday morning claiming Israeli forces randomly opened fire on civilians gathered to collect aid. Sourced by ‘health officials’ and ‘witnesses,’ the claim involved dozens being killed and ‘at least’ 175 injured.” It wasn’t true. But our loathsome media wanted it to be true, so they reported it anyway. [Buck]

MORE COWBELL: TRUMP CHOPS TRADE DEFICIT IN HALF

Karoline Leavitt
@PressSec

President Donald J. Trump's economic agenda is working: inflation is down, income is up, and the trade deficit just fell by the largest amount on record.

Today's economic report follows multiple robust jobs reports, below-expectation inflation reports, and a strong bump in consumer confidence.

President Trump continues to prove doomsday "experts: wrong with his America First economic agenda that's delivering for the American people.

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Bloggers in Arms

Some Humorous Asides

Kaboom!

Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You

You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president.

A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You

Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta

Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me

Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn
Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty.

The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon

A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates

Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree

Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility

The Dowd-O-Matic!

The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)


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Dawn Eden, Petite Powerhouse, finds Planned Parenthood putting their filthy chocolate in the pliant peanut butter of innocent young minds, by using M&M's as an excuse for dirty-talk with children: Code: * Plain Brown = Health (either treatment or abstinence) * Plain Blue = Condoms or Dental Dams * Plain Green = Trichomoniasis * Plain Yellow = Gonorrhea * Plain Red = Chlamydia * Plain Orange = Syphilis * Peanut Green = HIV * Peanut Red = Hepatitis B * Peanut Orange = Herpes * Peanut Yellow = HPV Oy gevalt. I don't know if I'm bothered more by the sexualization of children or by the fact that apparently there are diagnosable retards able to get paying jobs in writing whereas I'm still working the counter at Kinko's. I especially liked this bit of cleverness: (Note that bacterial infections are represented by plain M&Ms and viral infections are represented by peanut M&Ms.) Very witty. And note that hydroencephalitis is represented by Smarties, and malignant goiters by Zero bars. posted by Ace at 03:56 AM Comments *Plain Pink = Gay Aids Posted by: Ron on November 2, 2004 07:56 AM Great. Now I'll never be able to eat another Zero bar. Posted by: Kerry on November 2, 2004 07:58 AM Here's an idea ... if kids aren't grown-up enough to know and use the ACTUAL names of the sexually transmitted diseases ... MAYBE THEY SHOULDN'T BE HAVING SEX. I mean, what's next? A dancing Elmo that introduces this crap? I hate the Planned parenthood crowd -they don't want to teach kids that a baby's heart starts beating at 6 weeks -- because that goes against their "abortion for everyone" agenda. Posted by: Carin on November 2, 2004 08:32 AM In your free time, check some information dedicated to... Posted by: on February 13, 2005 12:28 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Multiple sources have identified former Tim Walz appointee as alleged suspect in Minnesota assassinations [CBD] Troops wearing Union army uniforms walked by, and then the First Cavalry wearing their cavalry hats and big yellow buff leather gloves. They even had a horse-drawn wagon. Now WWI uniforms. Old man punches 14 y/o punk who was throwing food at his wife. Watch till the end. [dri] The parade is finally getting underway. They just sang the Star Spangled Banner. BTW, Tampon Tim, China stages a lot of Chinese army parades, too. Weird that you didn't compare Trump's military parade to the parades staged by your patrons in China. A commenter says the Real America network will cover the Army's 250th Anniversary Parade starting at 4pm. (Eastern, I guess.) The Right Side Broadcasting network will cover it starting at 4:30. Israel bombs Iran. Finally. Iran's top nuclear scientist says the nuke plant at Natanz has been completely destroyed. Though it's in Iran's interest to lie about Israel having been successful, so they can start their nuke program again while claiming it's all been destroyed. Riots? What riots? [Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD] The DNC votes overwhelmingly, 254-99, to eject David Hogg from the Vice Chairmanship, citing "gender" They insisted he should have one. Podcast: The Los Angeles riots: should we let it burn? Why are the Democrats all in on rioting? Who is supporting it? Trump says, "No Enrichment!" The Scandinavian Troll in the news... And more! ANTIFA affiliate “No Kings” (funded by Wal-Mart heiress Christy Walton ) is scheduling ~~riots~~ civil disobedience in cities across the U.S. on June 14. Included in their itinerary is a small-town “road game” at the ICE Detention Center in rural Taylor, TX this Saturday at 10 AM. Good ol’ boys in Central Texas will have a rare home field advantage if their visitors get rowdy. [Buck] Lost 90s Mystery Click, Post-Grunge Alt-Rock Edition Don't scream about, don't think aloud Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out Don't worry 'bout, don't speak of doubt Turn your head, now baby, just spit me out Read my new book "Burned", describing how the media was TRICKED by activists into reporting the anti-ICE protesters were peaceful and lawful... Posted by: Jake Tapper in 12 months An interesting take on the Mexican Insurrection in Los Angeles Mexican citizens are colonizers. [dri]. Space Ice: Batman & Robin Space Ice has avoided all superhero movies (I think) in the past, but now that he's out of Steven Seagal movies, he might have to transition. Or maybe he's just covering it because it's Arnold. Wrong! He's done Madame Web and Morbius and probably a bunch more I've forgotten. "How dumb do you have to be to get rejected from The View?!?!" Podcast: President Trump's Big Beautiful Bill...isn't, Congress shirks its responsibility again (shocker!), Boulder should be an overdue wake-up call for Jews in America, should Israel sink Thunberg's boat? And more! ICE's acting director blasts Massachusetts criminal enablers: "Officials would rather release sx offenders, fentanyl dealers, human traffickers and child rpists back into the neighborhoods." Legacy media isn’t just fake news, it’s also full of Hamas-sourced, terrorist propaganda: Fox News, AP, CNN, Others Ran With Massive Hamas-Sourced Fake News, Then the Surveillance Video Came Out. “Multiple press outlets…ran with a report early Sunday morning claiming Israeli forces randomly opened fire on civilians gathered to collect aid. Sourced by ‘health officials’ and ‘witnesses,’ the claim involved dozens being killed and ‘at least’ 175 injured.” It wasn’t true. But our loathsome media wanted it to be true, so they reported it anyway. [Buck] MORE COWBELL: TRUMP CHOPS TRADE DEFICIT IN HALF Karoline Leavitt @PressSec President Donald J. Trump's economic agenda is working: inflation is down, income is up, and the trade deficit just fell by the largest amount on record. Today's economic report follows multiple robust jobs reports, below-expectation inflation reports, and a strong bump in consumer confidence. President Trump continues to prove doomsday "experts: wrong with his America First economic agenda that's delivering for the American people. Recent Comments Gus Polinski[/i][/b][/u]: " Nice collection of links. Thanks JJS. I'm pretty ..." Unknown Drip Under Pressure: "[i]Yep. He's arguably the best Republican in Congr ..." It's me donna : "139 I don't think they expect people to believe J. ..." I used to have a different nic [/i][/b][/s][/u]: "[i]I don't know that Cornyn hates America so much ..." Boron Cobbie - The 19th Amendment is a civilization level sht test: "I don't think they expect people to believe J.D. 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