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November 01, 2004
Ace of Spades HQ Voter Issue GuideFANTASY FILMS BUSH: The Lord of the Rings, especially The Two Towers; Excalibur
BUSH: blue-collar workers; the American Heartland
BUSH: Destroyer, aka "Paranoia," by The Kinks
BUSH: George Thoroughgood and at least two (2) of the Delaware Destroyers
BUSH: My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo/I wanna sink her with my pink torpedo
BUSH: Dennis Miller, Larry Miller, Drew Carey, Colin Quinn
BUSH: (from Mickey Spillaine's I, the Jury) LOVE INTEREST, AFTER HAVING BEEN SHOT AND MORTALLY WOUNDED BY MIKE HAMMER: How... c-c-could you? KERRY: (from The Big Chill) GLENN CLOSE: I really want you to bang my kinda-ugly best friend and knock her up. Because, you know, we all love each other so darn much!' ARCHAIC MILDLY-BLASPHEMOUS MIDDLE-AGES OATH BUSH: Zounds! (derived from "God's Wounds") (Look, I'm sorry about that one, for any who might be offended. But really, that's how they used to curse. Take it from someone who played D&D in middle school.)
BUSH: Luke and/or Boba Fett
BUSH: Somebody, Bryan Adams; or I Know What Boys Want, the Waitresses
BUSH: "I say we nuke them from orbit"
BUSH: "Mad" Max Rocatansky ("Two men enter, one man leaves")
BUSH: Ferris Buehler; Andrew McCarthy from St. Elmo's Fire
BUSH: Ricki Tikki Tavi; A Charlie Brown Christmas
BUSH: Steve Guttenberg from Police Academy (you just know Bush is a fan) I Just Know There's More to This Premise Update! But I'm dry. If you've got a good one, drop it in the comments, and I'll compile the best of reader-submitted comparisons later tonight. posted by Ace at 12:58 PM
CommentsI have a Kerry Song Suggestion: Anthem or whatnot Guyana Punch by the Judys For John Edwards a bit of Josey Cotton: Johnny are you Queer? being an 80s guru you should know these song, no?
Posted by: Jennifer on November 1, 2004 01:15 PM
Judy's Guyana Punch you can hear it there if you don't recall it :) Posted by: Jennifer on November 1, 2004 01:21 PM
I've heard of Johnny Are You Queer, but I don't know it. It think it was in Valley Girl. I never heard of the other one, or that band. Posted by: ace on November 1, 2004 01:21 PM
yeah they used alot of josey cotton stuff in Valley girl. 3 or so songs. Great soundtrack on that flick. Plimsoles and Modern English. Josey predates the movie a bit though. The Judys were/are a punk band from Texas but were very successful in that whole genre of music. Milk is another of their big songs. Posted by: Jennifer on November 1, 2004 01:27 PM
I didn't think the Judy's made it out of Texas much. Posted by: David [.net] on November 1, 2004 01:35 PM
Thanks for the laugh. "Never Ending Story." Heh. Posted by: Scout on November 1, 2004 02:11 PM
Personally, never saw it. Saw the commercials, though, and thought: "Wow. There is a movie that I am not going to see, EVER, even on basic cable." Posted by: ace on November 1, 2004 02:19 PM
***KERRY: Dr. Smith from Lost in Space ("Dear boy! Oh, stop your cantankerous clanking, you moronic mechanical monstrosity!")*** Nah. Ol' Zachary was too dead-on butch for Kerry. Gave the li'l trooper a real... "funny feeling" downstairs, like, whenever he'd sit there on the living room carpet in his footie 'jamas, scarfing up a big ol' double bowl of Cocoa Krispies and goggling at LOST IN SPACE re-runs on Saturday mornings. Posted by: Kent on November 1, 2004 02:20 PM
KERRY: "Let's study them! Who among us can say that these vicious man-eating creatures aren't worthy of our respect, friendship, and -- dare I say -- even... love?" Come on, that couldn't be from a real movie...could it? Posted by: Alex on November 1, 2004 02:21 PM
Admit it Ace. You still play Dungeons and Dragons. Posted by: Matt on November 1, 2004 02:31 PM
Matt, Never. Posted by: ace on November 1, 2004 02:32 PM
***Never*** Then how come your left eye does that weird, uncontrollable... *twitchy*-type thing, every time someone says "Hot Elven Chainmail Chicks In Bondage"...? :) Posted by: Kent on November 1, 2004 02:35 PM
Elton John song Late night TV sci-fi classic Posted by: Gordon on November 1, 2004 02:48 PM
Favorite Arnold Schwarzenegger movie-- Bush: Raw Deal Kerry: Junior Dungeons and Dragons character-- Bush: 20th level paladin Kerry: 3rd level druid/7th level illusionist half elf/half human/half sprite Favorite board games-- Bush: Risk, Monopoly Kerry: Chutes and Ladders, Candyland Favorite action figure-- Bush: GI Joe with groin-kick foot action Kerry: Ken, sports fashion accessories edition Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on November 1, 2004 03:00 PM
A better Bush "Spinal Tap" lyric: "You're too young, and I'm too well hung." Category: Vehicle or sexual activity Posted by: Joe R. the Unabrewer on November 1, 2004 03:03 PM
If each were a car: Bush: '77 primer-gray Silverado Dooley, naked-lady mud flaps Posted by: See-Dubya on November 1, 2004 03:05 PM
Ace, It pains me that you know the characters of Cats (or if you don't I can't tell). Posted by: hobgoblin on November 1, 2004 03:22 PM
Favorite military man Bush: George Patton Kerry: "Hawkeye" Pearce Favorite card game Bush: Five-card draw Kerry: (Rich) Old Maid Favorite father's day gift Bush: New chainsaw Kerry: Something soft and silky, imported, yet somehow masculine Favorite Star Trek character Bush: Captain Kirk Kerry: Either Jean Luc or Number One, he can't make up his mind. Wait--maybe Data. And Councilor Troy, but not for those reasons. Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on November 1, 2004 03:26 PM
Carbonated Beverages: Wine: Illegal Drugs: Homestar Runner Character: Posted by: See-Dubya on November 1, 2004 03:32 PM
Warner Bros. character Bush: Yosemite Sam Posted by: see-Dubya on November 1, 2004 03:56 PM
Favorite Comic Book... Bush: Batman Posted by: RapidTransit on November 1, 2004 04:15 PM
Hot 60s TV chick Bush: Jeannie, Catwoman, Ginger Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on November 1, 2004 04:32 PM
Godfather character he most identifies with Favorite James Bond villain Underrated American novelist Foreign city he'd consider visiting on a lark Posted by: Nicholas Kronos on November 1, 2004 04:50 PM
Favorite Terminator Bush: T-800 Model 101 Posted by: Stumbo on November 1, 2004 05:34 PM
Reason to smile when hearing the word "Nantucket" Bush: reminds him of dirty limerick Posted by: Stumbo on November 1, 2004 05:46 PM
Favorite baseball play Bush: grand slam Posted by: Stumbo on November 1, 2004 06:12 PM
Nicholas, Kerry would be more for Troi's mom. You know, a rich widow. Dale Posted by: Dale on November 1, 2004 07:25 PM
KERRY: "Let's study them! Who among us can say that these vicious man-eating creatures aren't worthy of our respect, friendship, and -- dare I say -- even... love?" Come on, that couldn't be from a real movie...could it? Was it Pierce Brosnan in Mars Attacks? Posted by: Lord Floppington on November 1, 2004 07:38 PM
Oh yeah. Comic strip character most closely identified with: Kerry: Billy in Family Circus running on of his ridiculously torturous trails to get from point A to a very nearby point B. Bush: Steve Dallas in Bloom County. Posted by: Lord Floppington on November 1, 2004 07:43 PM
Nicholas Kronos: LMAO @ Mrs. Howell. Too true! Pizza toppings: Bush: Meat lovers with extra cheese. Horror movie quote: Footwear: Bush: Cowboy boots. Steel toed. Posted by: krakatoa on November 1, 2004 09:16 PM
Patton/Hawkeye is clearly the best entry, so far. Posted by: Stumbo on November 1, 2004 10:05 PM
Ace, What the fuck was that?? I mean to say, what the fuckin' fuck WAS THAT!?!? What are you Fucked??? WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT??!!! Posted by: Swiftsure aka Vinny Falcone on November 1, 2004 10:31 PM
Quotes from "Mad Max"... Bush: Step right up, chum, and watch the kid lay down a rubber road right to freedom! Quotes from "The Road Warrior"... Bush: I'm the best chance you've got. And, from Thunderdome: Bush: I'm the guy who carries Mr. Dead in his pocket. Posted by: bbeck on November 1, 2004 10:58 PM
**It pains me that you know the characters of Cats (or if you don't I can't tell).** Sadly enough I do know them, and I noticed that Ace was wrong. It's "Rum Tum Tugger" not Tumbler. If it makes you feel better, he seemed to be modled after Billy Idol... Posted by: To Embarassed To Tell on November 1, 2004 11:04 PM
Bush's salute to an ally: Down's a shot of 180 proof Polish vodka and sings out: "Long live our brave allies". Kerry's salute to an ally: Down's a shot of watery herbal tea and says: "Down with American imperialism." Posted by: BattleofthePyramids on November 2, 2004 12:22 AM
Sadly enough I do know them, and I noticed that Ace was wrong. It's "Rum Tum Tugger" not Tumbler Thanks for the correction. Of course, I deliberately got it wrong, because while I thought a Cats joke was called for, I did not want to make it at the expense of revealing any familiarity whatsoever with this lavish Broadway production. Posted by: ace on November 2, 2004 02:54 AM
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