I almost don't want to watch.

Let me contort a bit. How many millions of voters have already voted? And they voted when Bush was in the lead. Assuming it's a tie between voters going into the polls on Tuesday, does Bush still have an edge due to early votes?

Not mathematically sound, I know.

But I need something to hold onto with a death grip.

Horse

Feathers.

Dude, this is the result of allocating undecideds to Kerry 9-to-1!

Not gonna happen. Expect victory.

Oh thank Christ.

This is a good time to pray.

I think our prayers will be granted.

Weekend polling always slants to the democrats. Republicans tend to be out and about on the weekends.

Despite all these pollsters training, it all comes down to guessing on their parts. They can inject all the science and mathematics they want, but it still boils down to them taking a small pool and extrapolating. They massage the data so that it meets certain assumptions they have made. This election year, we have seen polls taken by two organizations on the same day reveal widely different results, and we have seen two polls taken days apart by the same polling company do the same within a few days. Either the American people are the most schizophrenic people around or polls are just not that accurate a measure of anything.