I think John Sr. is trying to make it absolutley clear that John John is the "catcher" of the couple, er, running mates.

Of course, John Sr. throws like Cartman at the Special Olympics, so I'm not too sure who is pitching to the Breck Girl.

Gee, all this talk about *Bush* taking his eye off the ball...I'm having trouble deciding whether he catches worse or throws worse. I'm sure in this last week we will have ample evidence for both...

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I guess throwing around a baseball would just make him look like *too* much of a pussy.

Maybe they should knock around a polo ball...or croquet...yeah croquet, that's more faggety.

Sentinel, if you really want a questionable sport, it would have to involve either ice skates or a well-oiled Roman.

Give the guy a break! He's working on a Football Catching Plan as we speak. Final version hung-up on what to call the "pointy end" of the ball.

Sentinel -

He DID 'pitch' a baseball - and, it did make him look like a limp noodle. Ditto his hockey experience.

See article via Sporting News

Two quotes that describe Kerry perfectly:
Though Kerry scored three goals to help Yale University's soccer team defeat Harvard in 1966, his Scottish soccer coach once told him not to "diddle with the ball," a scolding that led to the nickname "the Diddler."
and
Someone once said, and maybe it was Yogi Berra, "Anyone who carries a baseball stuffed against his palm and enclosed by all his fingers is a rink-turning kitesurfing diddler."

I say, let's all start calling him 'The Diddler'. 'Cause he catches like a pansy, and you just KNOW that nickname had to really tick him off.

The "Diddler" .........I like that. We will need to get the word out to Rush and Hugh Hewitt and Sean and the other guys on radio so it gets some traction. "Fiddle, diddle, dee, the Diddler man is he".....I know, don't quit my day job.

Some thoughts on questionable sports:

1) Anything involving a judge is NOT a sport (no, this doesn't include referees)

2) Anything that involves the deliberate pointing of toes (my sons are not permitted to participate in any sports that involves toe-pointing - in fact, I commonly use the term "toe-pointer" to identify some folks, like, well, Sullivan)

Sorry, forgot to sign the above post. Blame me for the toe-pointing post.

Ace.

The Street thanks you.

you will forever 'slice like a fucking hammer' in my book.

I have to vote for Kerry now. That photo-op convinces me he's a regular Joe.

Welcome back to the realm of the living Ace.

I have noticed before that Lurch has a hard time keeping his eyes open when he's playing football. It could be something serious.

Totally unrelated, but is Johnny Coldcuts a prophet? He called the Red Sox in 4 2 months ago.

Did Johnny Coldcuts actually predict that?

Fuckin' amazing if he did. I'll have to find that post.

If it was not Johnny's debute appearance on your site it was close to it.

If Johnny Coldcuts is that amazing with baseball, what could he do with poltics?

http://ace.mu.nu/archives/034762.php

"Wanna get rich, fuckface? Five fuckin' words: Red Sox World Series Sweep!"

Johnny has just predicted the outcome of the election.

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