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October 27, 2004
Another Kerry Football FollyWhat the hell is it with this guy? Rude joke follows. You've been warned. This guy catches a football like a virgin with pinkeye catches a money shot. For crying out loud, you feel almost bad for throwing the ball to him in the first place. You think maybe you should have been more of a gentleman and just tossed it into a Kleenex. Less crying that way. Never trust a man who sleeps with his eyes open or shuts them when catching a ball. It's just not right. H/t to StreetGOP. He's got some cool stories about the missile defense shield and why it will work, and Madonna and why she can't act. And Yet He Keeps His Eyes Open For This Update: Like I said: what the hell is it with this guy? posted by Ace at 03:06 AM
CommentsI think John Sr. is trying to make it absolutley clear that John John is the "catcher" of the couple, er, running mates. Of course, John Sr. throws like Cartman at the Special Olympics, so I'm not too sure who is pitching to the Breck Girl. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 27, 2004 04:40 AM
Gee, all this talk about *Bush* taking his eye off the ball...I'm having trouble deciding whether he catches worse or throws worse. I'm sure in this last week we will have ample evidence for both... Cheers, Posted by: M@ on October 27, 2004 06:14 AM
I guess throwing around a baseball would just make him look like *too* much of a pussy. Maybe they should knock around a polo ball...or croquet...yeah croquet, that's more faggety. Posted by: sentinel on October 27, 2004 09:14 AM
Sentinel, if you really want a questionable sport, it would have to involve either ice skates or a well-oiled Roman. Posted by: bbeck on October 27, 2004 09:32 AM
Give the guy a break! He's working on a Football Catching Plan as we speak. Final version hung-up on what to call the "pointy end" of the ball. Posted by: The Old Coot on October 27, 2004 10:08 AM
Sentinel - He DID 'pitch' a baseball - and, it did make him look like a limp noodle. Ditto his hockey experience. See article via Sporting News Two quotes that describe Kerry perfectly: I say, let's all start calling him 'The Diddler'. 'Cause he catches like a pansy, and you just KNOW that nickname had to really tick him off. Posted by: bkayel on October 27, 2004 10:44 AM
The "Diddler" .........I like that. We will need to get the word out to Rush and Hugh Hewitt and Sean and the other guys on radio so it gets some traction. "Fiddle, diddle, dee, the Diddler man is he".....I know, don't quit my day job. Posted by: Donna on October 27, 2004 06:23 PM
Some thoughts on questionable sports: 1) Anything involving a judge is NOT a sport (no, this doesn't include referees) 2) Anything that involves the deliberate pointing of toes (my sons are not permitted to participate in any sports that involves toe-pointing - in fact, I commonly use the term "toe-pointer" to identify some folks, like, well, Sullivan) Posted by: on October 27, 2004 06:31 PM
Sorry, forgot to sign the above post. Blame me for the toe-pointing post. Posted by: Dear Johns on October 27, 2004 06:32 PM
Ace. The Street thanks you. you will forever 'slice like a fucking hammer' in my book. Posted by: StreetGOP on October 27, 2004 07:32 PM
I have to vote for Kerry now. That photo-op convinces me he's a regular Joe. Posted by: rdbrewer on October 27, 2004 07:44 PM
Welcome back to the realm of the living Ace. Posted by: fat kid on October 27, 2004 08:12 PM
I have noticed before that Lurch has a hard time keeping his eyes open when he's playing football. It could be something serious. Posted by: Joey on October 27, 2004 11:31 PM
Totally unrelated, but is Johnny Coldcuts a prophet? He called the Red Sox in 4 2 months ago. Posted by: Jeff Kelley on October 27, 2004 11:45 PM
Did Johnny Coldcuts actually predict that? Fuckin' amazing if he did. I'll have to find that post. Posted by: ace on October 28, 2004 01:54 AM
If it was not Johnny's debute appearance on your site it was close to it. Posted by: JeffK on October 28, 2004 08:42 AM
If Johnny Coldcuts is that amazing with baseball, what could he do with poltics? Posted by: Nick on October 28, 2004 11:59 AM
http://ace.mu.nu/archives/034762.php "Wanna get rich, fuckface? Five fuckin' words: Red Sox World Series Sweep!" Posted by: Stumbo on October 28, 2004 12:07 PM
Johnny has just predicted the outcome of the election. Posted by: ace on October 28, 2004 01:56 PM
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