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Quick HitsMallory's all grown up now. She turned into Alex. Justine Bateman @JustineBateman Via Instapundit, Kurt Schlichter calls a spade a spade. I don't know what that blasphemous little imp's secret is, but he's got one. Don't be fooled by that creepy smile on his creepy face; there's something wrong with James Talarico. I can't quite put my finger on it, but I don't ever want to see his browser history, and I'd sooner have somebody from The Lincoln Project babysit my kid. It's just a vibe, but there are rumors out there, and unfortunately, no one has shared the specifics with me. I don't know exactly what they are, but we have no moral obligation to default to a presumption of normality regarding Democrat Senate candidates this cycle. After all, we just lived through Der Platnerdämmerung. All of my concerns about mentally-ill men obsessed with possessing women's bodies hanging out in women's rooms are instantly dispelled! ![]() Keith Ellison claims straight people use 'gender-affirming care,' calls tax-funded police 'socialism' You can tell he doesn't mean it because Islamist clerics haven't issued a fatwa against him. Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison has come under a flurry of criticism in recent days after a pair of comments about socialism and so-called "gender-affirming care." In both cases, Ellison was attempting to stretch the meaning of both words.
Candace Owens has a new theory, and I'm not joking: She wonders if Bibi Netanyahu ordered Charlie Kirk to kill her, and when he refused, Netanyahu then put out the contract on Charlie Kirk. Ben Shapiro is skeptical. He thinks the toxic Cluster-B attention whore might just be itchy for attention.
Brad Polumbo @brad_polumbo Notice that Candace Owens, just like a psychopathic stalker, cannot stop attempting to associate herself with the object of her obsession, Charlie Kirk. She wants the names "Candace Owens and Charlie Kirk" indelibly linked forever, as if they were married. Psychopaths often do this. Ask John Lennon's assassin about his belief that Lennon had stolen his identity and taken his place. Ben Shapiro has done some of his own mommysleuthing, and has a new theory: Did Candace Owens murdered the man she felt spurned by and was obsessed with, Charlie Kirk? Hey he's just asking questions. Cinema Shogun @CinemaShogun
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