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October 26, 2004

Niedermeyer-- Dead! Zarqawi Aide-- Dead!

US airstrike bullseyes terrorist bastard in Fallujah:

BAGHDAD, Iraq Oct 26, 2004 — The U.S. military said Tuesday that an aide to Jordanian militant Abu Musab al-Zarqawi was killed in an airstrike in the militant stronghold of Fallujah.

The 3 a.m. strike hit a known safehouse being used by al-Zarqawi's terrorist network, killing a "known associate," a military statement said.

In related, sad news, Kevin Bacon was reportedly trampled during an ensuing riot at the Food King.


posted by Ace at 03:02 AM
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What about when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?!! Huh?! HUH?!

Posted by: Margi on October 26, 2004 04:12 AM

Come to think of it, didn't John 'Bluto' Blutarsky run off with a rich girl and later end up in the Senate?

Now that's an heiress-diddling Senator named John who I'd be proud to vote for!

Posted by: Sean M. on October 26, 2004 05:14 AM

Looks like Omar should have kept sweeping the floor.

Saw this in the Fallujah Clarion-Ledger, so I think they're getting desperate:

NOW HIRING
Do you have what it takes to manage an international organization? Leadership positions are opening daily in a dynamic, fast-paced group of motivated achievers. A background in electronics, film, chemistry or (especially) nuclear physics is preferred, but education is optional. Some travel,retirement benefits include 72 virgins. Duties include assassination, bloodcurdling ululation, and skulking.

Contact Abdul Musab in the Central Bazaar. No Jews.

Posted by: See Dubya on October 26, 2004 05:47 AM

I want Zarqawi DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burnt to the GROUND! I want to go there and p*ss on his ASHES!

Posted by: Al Capone on October 26, 2004 09:05 AM
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