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At Budokan Mystery Click
Now I had heard the WACs
recruited old maids for the war
But mommy's neither one of those
I've known her all these years
Maybe I'll stop linking obscurities and start linking more crowd pleasers.
If you can stand the sight of Dan Rather, three members of the band talk about how they got famous in Japan before they ever even played in Japan. Hint: Manga.

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Malcolm Jamal-Warner, the son on The Cosby Show, dies of drowning at age 54: reports

Warner was in Costa Rica on a family vacation and drowned while swimming near Cocles after allegedly being caught by a high current on Sunday afternoon. The incident occurred between 2 and 2:30 p.m. local time.
Costa Rican National Police told The Post that Warner was pulled from the water by people in the area and taken to shore, where the Costa Rica Red Cross tried to revive him but were unsuccessful in their efforts.
His body was taken to the morgue at San Joaquin de Flores for an autopsy. The cause of death is listed as asphyxiation by "submersion."

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Alan Dershowitz says there is an "Epstein Client List," but that it contains many people falsely accused by Virginia Guiffre, and also a lot of negative information about Guiffre herself.

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Twice on Sunday, the Democrat said he was basking in Boston's 10-9 win in Game 1 the night before. Problem is, the Red Sox won 11-9. "Ten-9, the Sox did fabulous," Kerry said with a big smile as he ducked into church Sunday morning in Fort Lauderdale, Fla. Inside, the minister had asked worshippers to clap "if the Lord has done anything wonderful in your life this week," and Kerry applauded. "Coming from Boston, I had a special reason to clap," Kerry explained to the congregation when he took the pulpit. "The Red Sox won 10-9." What is it with this guy with a chick-level interest in sports and his constant numerological retardation? Maybe he's hitting the Chivas & Grape Kool-Aid again. posted by Ace at 04:09 PM Comments Kerry is a fairweather fan, which leads me to question his moral clarity and purpose. If he can't stick with the Red Sox-- when they're winning!-- how can we hope he'll stick with the war on terror? http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/10/john-kerry-fairweather-fan.html Cheers, Dave Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 25, 2004 04:17 PM Hey, hey I know chicks (Ari of Ari Goes Down, for example) that would wipe the floor with Kerry in terms of sports knowledge. Hell, I'd wipe the floor with Kerry in terms of sports knowledge and I know next to nothing. Posted by: Karol on October 25, 2004 04:48 PM the bostonherald had the Kerry numbers/flub story this morning Posted by: sonofnixon on October 25, 2004 05:23 PM Hey! That is an insult to sports chicks everywhere. I grew up watching football and baseball. Sports are very important in my family. Do not compare me to that pompous windbag! Posted by: kdeweb on October 25, 2004 05:35 PM Sorry to offend chicks. There are a lot of chicks who know sports. But there are a lot that don't, and say very silly things about sports. (Men who don't know sports are ashamed of that and try to change the conversation as quickly as possible.) Kerry's like a chick who's really, really trying to please her boyfriend by pretending she gives a shit about the difference between a free kick and a punt. Posted by: ace on October 25, 2004 07:13 PM Post a comment Name: Email Address: URL: Comments: Remember info?	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines Jonathan Turley nails it: The rise and fall of John Brennan [Hat Tip: dhmosquito] [CBD] American Eagle Outfitters has a new ad with Sidney Sweeney, and you are going to like it. [CBD] Seattle woman takes Navy's Blue Angels to court over social media censorship and 'acoustic torture' of cat A literal cat lady! [CBD] OG Blogger Jeff Dunetz passes at age 67 I thought I told everyone to stop dying. 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If you can stand the sight of Dan Rather, three members of the band talk about how they got famous in Japan before they ever even played in Japan.* Hint: Manga. Thread: The Rise and Fall of the Merry Poppins of Misinformation, Nina "Stanky" Jankowitcz Former Black Sabbath frontman and co-creator of heavy metal Ozzy Osbourne has died at age 76 Malcolm Jamal-Warner, the son on The Cosby Show, dies of drowning at age 54: reports Warner was in Costa Rica on a family vacation and drowned while swimming near Cocles after allegedly being caught by a high current on Sunday afternoon. The incident occurred between 2 and 2:30 p.m. local time. Costa Rican National Police told The Post that Warner was pulled from the water by people in the area and taken to shore, where the Costa Rica Red Cross tried to revive him but were unsuccessful in their efforts. His body was taken to the morgue at San Joaquin de Flores for an autopsy. The cause of death is listed as asphyxiation by "submersion." 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