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October 25, 2004

Shock: Red Sox SuperFan John Kerry Gets the Score Wrong, Twice

GregoryS is apparently looking for a job with the Football Fans for Truth guys, because he sends this over:

During most of the first two games of the World Series (news - web sites), the Massachusetts senator has been on a plane flying between the swing states where he's seeking a presidential victory. But when he's tried to keep up with the baseball scores, he's had three strikes.

Twice on Sunday, the Democrat said he was basking in Boston's 10-9 win in Game 1 the night before.

Problem is, the Red Sox won 11-9.

"Ten-9, the Sox did fabulous," Kerry said with a big smile as he ducked into church Sunday morning in Fort Lauderdale, Fla.

Inside, the minister had asked worshippers to clap "if the Lord has done anything wonderful in your life this week," and Kerry applauded.

"Coming from Boston, I had a special reason to clap," Kerry explained to the congregation when he took the pulpit. "The Red Sox won 10-9."

What is it with this guy with a chick-level interest in sports and his constant numerological retardation? Maybe he's hitting the Chivas & Grape Kool-Aid again.


posted by Ace at 04:09 PM
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Kerry is a fairweather fan, which leads me to question his moral clarity and purpose. If he can't stick with the Red Sox-- when they're winning!-- how can we hope he'll stick with the war on terror?

http://garfieldridge.blogspot.com/2004/10/john-kerry-fairweather-fan.html

Cheers,
Dave

Posted by: Dave at Garfield Ridge on October 25, 2004 04:17 PM

Hey, hey I know chicks (Ari of Ari Goes Down, for example) that would wipe the floor with Kerry in terms of sports knowledge. Hell, I'd wipe the floor with Kerry in terms of sports knowledge and I know next to nothing.

Posted by: Karol on October 25, 2004 04:48 PM

the bostonherald had the Kerry numbers/flub story this morning

Posted by: sonofnixon on October 25, 2004 05:23 PM

Hey! That is an insult to sports chicks everywhere.

I grew up watching football and baseball. Sports are very important in my family.

Do not compare me to that pompous windbag!

Posted by: kdeweb on October 25, 2004 05:35 PM

Sorry to offend chicks. There are a lot of chicks who know sports.

But there are a lot that don't, and say very silly things about sports. (Men who don't know sports are ashamed of that and try to change the conversation as quickly as possible.)

Kerry's like a chick who's really, really trying to please her boyfriend by pretending she gives a shit about the difference between a free kick and a punt.

Posted by: ace on October 25, 2004 07:13 PM
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